The best part of this story for me is picturing the guy she had sex with. He paid like $10 or something to get his name in some directory as a producer. From that day forward, about every five weeks he gets a phone call from strange 19 year olds with the sounds of city buses rolling in the background. He must just rub his hands together with glee.

Maybe all those pornos where the guy says "yeah i'm a producer" and the chick goes through with it based on that alone, really are true!