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Still looking this fine after you've hit 30? So much more sexy and alluring than all the 20 year old bimbos bouncing up and down on cocks who don't know what's going on.



i'll take clueless over jaded any day of the week, not to mention twenty-somethings are much more impact-resistant. drop them 20 feet off a balcony and they'll skip away like fred astaire.

they're also non-stick for easy cleanup. when a twenty-something rolls around looking blankly at the sky and playing with her toes, she's telling you her biological imperative to have children hasn't yet shifted gears into all-consuming madness.