meh should haz thought o’ this a long time ago! da internet iz absolutely clogged with motherfuckers blogging about wa’tch iz goin’ on in da niggas’ lives as if’in anyone gives a fuck...
Well meh iz no way vain enough ta think meh need mah own special page fo’ that
There iz no way enough goin’ on in mah life that meh can sell advertising space an’ also anything that meh think iz none o’ ya’lls business? ya’ll won’t read about da thang in da hizzle...But ta make sure ya’ll stay entertained meh will make shit up occasionally an’ ya’ll can feel free ta offer ya’ll anonymous unsolicited comments an’ opinions at any time.
I plan ta update every dey whether anything worth typing about takes place or no way,so check in every dey!

Sat Aug. 15,2009 mood-
Just another dey in mah life.. mah kid woke me up at 8:30, we talked,(way too much) meh let him select from da breakfast menu an’ by 9:30 meh waz asleep till !!:00. meh got up an’ goed ta da gym. da thang waz hot in there todey but meh waz havin’ da thang all ta myself(which meh prefer ta havin’ ta communicate with others meh like ta get in an’ hit da thang an’ get out) meh iz looking good!A trip ta Walmart fo’ shit meh forgot ta buy yesterday an’ home in time ta cook dinner... meh may or may no way haz gotten laid this evening every imaginable position with two twenty year old cheerleaders, but that iz none o’ ya’lls business so.... ....I gotta goed out meh will be right back.. meh haz decided ta o some drinking tonight..

08/15/09 mood-
i don’t give a fuck hoo else iz blogging in da hizzle an’ meh may ask fo’ this thread ta be tacked ta da top!
Things meh haz considered today:
Is that chick by da pool too old or fat fo’ me?
If meh need 3pcs o’ meh.d. ta cash a sixty dollar check.. how in da FUCK do ya’ll cash a check fo’ sixty-three grand on someone else’s account?
I want ta take a trip but da thang wont be cheap... an’ lastly...
why doesn’t everyone one own a mac book pro? (seriously wa’tch da fuck iz wrong with ya’ll if’in ya’ll don’t haz one? iz Gates paying ya’ll ta play dumb???)
See ya’ll tommorrow

8/16/2009 Sun mood-
Up at 9:30 iz feelin’ great! meh must no way haz drank enough last night..Woke up with da dog spooning me.. When did da nigga decide da thang waz ok fo’ him ta sleep in mah bed? meh don’t like him LIKE THAT!
I need ta do laundry todey meh wonder if’in that iz gonna happen? Looks like a beautiful dey. No death threats in mah email Time fo’ Honey Nut Cherrieos.

8/16/09 Sun mood-
Early lunch.. mah chicken lasagna iz always better da second dey
As much as meh would love ta spend da dey across this bed with this computer on mah lap, I’ve got shit ta do...
Random thoughts this morning...
The board seems ta haz gone through another o’ da thang haz changes(for da better)There seems ta be a lot o’ knife fights goin’ on but after all da thang iz xxxpt
Personally meh iz making an effort ta be less confrontational(I iz just no way willing ta spend da energy da thang takes ta properly dislike someone meh haz never met anymore,I try ta manage mah time better)but meh still enjoy watching others goed back an’ forth... Lou cypher really haz a way with words. ya’ll can tell da nigga haz hurt someones feelings when da niggas goed ta lengths ta say da nigga hasn’t
This would be a good time ta pic some useless waste o’ bandwith an’ attack....

8/16/2009 mood-
When iz high-profile niggas goin’ ta learn that there iz a new breed o’ bitch whose motive iz ta somehow trap them financially? Why don’t da niggas just haz a working-girl come by, give them some strange, pay da bitch’s an’ be on da niggas’ way Trying ta sneak some N.S. fun haz no way b’in working fo’ da past 10 years!!! da best thang that can happen iz ya’ll get outted made out ta be da villian an’ haz ta give up all ya’lls nice things.. Worst case,Air McNair...
Can a porn scene turn into a rape charge? if’in so when does that happen, at da moment an actress says STOP. No matter wa’tch haz happened up until that moment an’ no matter wa’tch da bitch agreed ta before hand. if’in ya’ll iz any kind o’ way confused by da words STOP or NO, we shall see ya’ll in da news..
I don’t feel like cooking tonight... meh think meh will make a couple o’ pizzas

Hey Jeff,how is it going?
oddly enough your life seems to be somewhat similar to mine..
Are you also planning to masturbate,drink a glass of red wine and turn in early tonight?...
I was thinking since we seem to be running in the same circles, maybe we might carpool and save a couple bucks on gas and parking! What do you say my nizzle?

Cool.

You're driving.

8/17/09 Mood-
I waz upset fo’ a minute last night because meh thought meh may haz lost a friend(Dominique)
I found out that that iz no way true .. meh iz at work right now but meh intend ta start a rumor as soon as meh get home...

8/17/09 mood
I iz very meh tried so hard ta bring peace ta Tritone an’ Jig.. meh mean Niggaloo an’ mah joy at finding Dominique Simone ta be still amongst da living haz b’in offset by da fact that mah friends refuse ta accept mah budding love affair with Desi Foxx... Sometimes life just gives ya’ll lemons an’ ya’ll don’t get a picture ta put a refreshing beverage in. meh feel like meh just ran in place all dey
Well atleast meh got da laundry done... Maybe some good came from that, in da laundry room meh saw wa’tch must haz b’in da most openly gay nigga meh haz ever seen in mah life..
He waz wearing skin-tight cut-off jeans in a capri-fit an’ a blouse... Maybe meh can introduce him ta Cum-Stains an’ da niggas’ relationship may blossom ta da point where da nigga might never post in da hizzle again! Shit, with mah luck da niggas iz probably both "catchers"


Oh well meh haz some extra Cameron pics ta with an’ there’s always tomorrow

Hey Jeff, how is it going? I am going to wear my red and black Jordan's tomorrow. Just wanted to let you know so we can avoid awkwardness of showing up wearing the same thing..

I heard you was hanging out with Desi..You wouldn't dis me like that right?

Laced and ready to trap me a Foxx.