Hey Cleetus_VanDamme, what's the word?

Cleetus_Vandamage is hands down the most likeable poster in XPT's history. He somehow manages to stay above the bullshit while casually laughing on the sidelines while eating peanuts and throwing the shells on the floor so they go CRUNCH everytime my wheels roll over them.

If I were not a raging Homophobic and worried how it would be perceived, I would invite Cleetus_GodDamn to upstate New York's Lake George for a weekend of Beer and Burger King Whoppers while we cruise the lake looking for that Giant Alligator that almost ate Bridget Fondue and Fatfuck Oliver Platt...