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#442805 - 08/17/09 07:50 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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These threads give me a headache, and an overwhelming desire to skull-fuck Electro into a tear stained mess.
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#442807 - 08/17/09 11:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I'm OK with being a creepy old guy
never said you were old, but thanks for giving that info up. old, gay and creepy, you're quite the catch. an old gay creep disagreeing with what I post isn't exactly discouraging. thanks nate, carry on, you're doing well.
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what is it like being a fat creepy young guy who worships some alt porn idol?
more fat guy posts? is monkey your adviser? remember, if you don't control the gay fatty fetish the gay fatty fetish will control you. as far as my attraction to "quinne" it's called heterosexuality, I don't expect you to understand. given your avatar, a passionate love of black men is another reason you and monkey are kindred spirits. heh, now I understand the connection. hi5, amirite?
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LOL OMG >>>f U do hav XS skin king wud U considR don8ing it 2 burn victims. Also, Im k w bn a creepy old guy bt wot iz it lIk bn a F@ creepy yung guy hu worships som alt porn idol?o
OMG!
perfect! failectro wholeheartedly endorsing this is better than anything I can hope to post to criticize it. thanks strpwreddie. lol, you're reinforcing my point and don't even know it.
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#442809 - 08/18/09 12:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#442810 - 08/18/09 01:11 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
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What kind of fucking douche bag calls him self "KING" anyways.....pretty high opinion of your self there fuckwad.....does your big fat fucking head get stuck in door ways? It probably looks like Ted Kennedy's after a 5 day bender.
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never said you were old, but thanks for giving that info up. old, gay and creepy, you're quite the catch. an old gay creep disagreeing with what I post isn't exactly discouraging. thanks nate, carry on, you're doing well.
Yep Im old..pushing 4ty.. Im gay... bt Im pritE suR I'd kick yor ass f I eva met U K1ng...then I'll mAk U my gf. ur problE so loose ther alredi frm aL d ass raping U git... it not jst on line..
U twink...
Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (08/18/09 01:16 AM)
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#442811 - 08/18/09 01:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#442815 - 08/18/09 02:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I miss Lou. 
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Lou
LouC
LouCy
LouCyp
LouCyph
LouCyphe
LouCypher
LouCypher <3
L  uCypher <3
I'm feeling a little withdrawn.  Anyway, goodnight, k1ng.
Goodn1ght. <3
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#442816 - 08/18/09 02:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#442817 - 08/18/09 02:08 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
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What kind of fucking douche bag calls him self "KING" anyways.....pretty high opinion of your self there fuckwad.....does your big fat fucking head get stuck in door ways? It probably looks like Ted Kennedy's after a 5 day bender.
Im gna dream of meating U knocking U d fk out dressing u ^ & (_!_) raping U k1ng...
although fantasizing bout f'n 3:o) lIk U kills my cred az a homo
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#442818 - 08/18/09 02:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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more gay posts from nate. what a surprise.
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#442819 - 08/18/09 02:36 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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more gay posts from nate. what a surprise.
weL evry 1 of yor post iz az f RitN by a 3:o) teen n a britelE colorfully p8ntD r%m w rainbows & unicorns aL bout..s U profeS U R hetROsXUL thN.. I cn nevr top U 4 gayness...
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#442820 - 08/18/09 06:20 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Paperchase is a cunt
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#442821 - 08/18/09 09:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I vote for attempting to get 'failectro' accepted as part of the xpt lexicon.
another winner, lol. as the reigning worst poster of xpt, and an expert, it's embarrassing that the only post more fail than that is a "."
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How was you call what I posted a joke?
I'm sorry, what? here, let's make sure you keep your xpt cred, I'll help you out again. I'll post the same fail again "." whew, you're still the best, disaster averted. thank me later.
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I hope you pay willie royalties for the rights to his defense
you're surprised that more than one person is uncomfortable with your fat man ass fetish you keep posting about? wtf, nate and monkey are the blind leading the blind.
Razor sharp and it only took k1ng 27 minutes to create. 
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I totally support your right to marry your boyfriend if your gay love gets to that point, nate. let us know.
Can always count on k1ng to deliver a jay leno like bull rush to a painfully brooke hoganish response.
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three days and you're already my bitch. that was easier than I expected. welcome back, lol.
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#442822 - 08/18/09 11:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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more fail logic from monkey '04. I'm the worst poster in the history of xpt yet xpt's iconic savior can't stop posting about me or stop responding to what I say? it's called forethought, try it. also, if you're going to resurrect more low post count alts to join the fray please make them less obvious than nate gayflower. keep up the good work tho, I'm sure you'll turn the tide some day. dismissed. again.
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#442823 - 08/19/09 10:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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more fail logic from monkey '04. I'm the worst poster in the history of xpt yet xpt's iconic savior can't stop posting about me or stop responding to what I say? it's called forethought, try it. also, if you're going to resurrect more low post count alts to join the fray please make them less obvious than nate gayflower. keep up the good work tho, I'm sure you'll turn the tide some day. dismissed. again.
So basically what you wrote above was the following
failmonkey04= does this mean that I haven't been good since 2004 OR thats the last time you liked me, or something else, please explain what you mean by this. I just fail (winks) to find the relevance (winks and points) of the insult or if it is even an insult to begin with, I mean its all very subjective, one man's fail(ure) is another man's success, right?
You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you.: Of course I can't, this is xpt where we focus on the worst, im not sure what board you are apart of but what threads are the most popular? Jenna Jameson avn award winner threads or tanner mayes taking a dump on tony mallice's car? XPT is a place for the worst to shine, why do you think Brandon, ryan knox, eric who, yourself (k1ng) and yours truly are among the most well known here? I certainly don't focus my attention on sammura because she's the most attractive/best performing star in the biz, same rules apply.
I think Nate is much brighter than me, and my posting style tends to stay pretty close to home throughout all my alts, and its not like I would I need an alt to voice my opinion about you k1ng.
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#442824 - 08/20/09 12:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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lol, sweet! did the worst poster in the history of xpt cause bitchy munkey to get all uppity and serious in the cage today? 2-e-z? don't feel threatened or let your iconic xpt status weigh you down homegirl the lemmings are still here to adore you, rest assured. you are epic, this place will 180 on the back of your posts immediately I'm sure. I'm a believer! rescue us.
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this is xpt where we focus on the worst
logic fail? again? "we" "focus" on munkey too, no?
quick, add an addendum to include the prodigal son munkey to the "worst poster" thread.
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#442827 - 08/21/09 10:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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"A rat king is a rare phenomenon arising in rats. A number of rats become intertwined at the tails, and are joined with blood, dirt, and excrement. Consequently, the animals grow together, joined at the tails, which are often broken. The phenomenon is particularly associated with Germany, where the majority of instances have been located."
This thread is a rat king.
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#442828 - 08/22/09 12:07 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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tritone. For obvious reasons.
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#442832 - 08/22/09 02:32 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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People who post in ALL CAPS.
Sorry, had to. I never know if they're yelling.
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#442833 - 08/22/09 06:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The other day, a deaf fan myspaced me in all caps.
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#442834 - 08/22/09 07:56 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 08/11/09
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TOO MANY TO LIST, ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT THINK PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THEIR DAY TO DAY LIFE, AND THE LAME ASS POSTERS AND THE ONES WHO SUCK UP TO THE WHORES, AND THE ONES WHO JUST KEEP INSULTING PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY NEED TO FEEL COOL AND IMPORTANT BEHIND A KEYBOARD.
SAD ACTUALLY.
off yerself ye dumbscum junkie sack of shit!
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#442836 - 09/12/09 07:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
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#442837 - 09/12/09 08:10 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Frankie Figgs is a ball licker. Lousy poster no matter how you look at him....even his sig is pure faggotry.
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#442839 - 09/12/09 09:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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lolerblades
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#442840 - 09/12/09 10:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Frankie Figgs is a ball licker. Lousy poster no matter how you look at him....even his sig is pure faggotry.
If you use firefox it's pretty easy to block his signature picture. (And all the other ads but we don't talk about that).
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#442841 - 09/13/09 12:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Speaking of sigs, Bornyo, there is no god. When are you going to learn that?
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#442844 - 09/13/09 11:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Posts: 4470
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Bornyos life is much more fulfilling then yours, so although god pisses on you Eric, he does manage to smile at others such as bornyo.
But is it?
How can something "piss on me" if it doesn't exist? Put the bong down, primate.
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#442846 - 09/13/09 02:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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eric claiming to be an atheist to get a reaction is sooo 1970s. If you really want to rile people up claim to be a republican.
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#442847 - 09/13/09 03:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I was raised Roman Catholic, Bornyo. Having religion forced upon me growing up was enough to say, "Enough of this bullshit". If you think I do it to "gain a reaction", you're the fool.
But I know how you southern folks roll. Fer fucksake, I couldn't drive .25 miles through Mississippi last week without seeing "Jesus is Lord" or "Church of the thirteen & a half donkey cocks where Mary committed beastiality on a alter of Satan"....'er something like that. Whatever floats your boat, it's all fake to me.
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#442850 - 09/13/09 05:30 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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I was raised Roman Catholic, Bornyo. Having religion forced upon me growing up was enough to say, "Enough of this bullshit". If you think I do it to "gain a reaction", you're the fool.
But I know how you southern folks roll. Fer fucksake, I couldn't drive .25 miles through Mississippi last week without seeing "Jesus is Lord" or "Church of the thirteen & a half donkey cocks where Mary committed beastiality on a alter of Satan"....'er something like that. Whatever floats your boat, it's all fake to me.
Don't worry. It is a Southern thing to TALK about religion, not to actually ACT religious. Just show up to Church on Sunday morning and occasionally brag to your co-workers and neighbors how religious you are and you can sexually molest children, cheat on your wife, do drugs, sell drugs, lynch niggers, cheat in business, lie, cheat, and steal all week long, no problem.
Understand this about Southern Culture and you've got it made.
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#442851 - 09/13/09 05:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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I was raised Roman Catholic, Bornyo. Having religion forced upon me growing up was enough to say, "Enough of this bullshit". If you think I do it to "gain a reaction", you're the fool.
But I know how you southern folks roll. Fer fucksake, I couldn't drive .25 miles through Mississippi last week without seeing "Jesus is Lord" or "Church of the thirteen & a half donkey cocks where Mary committed beastiality on a alter of Satan"....'er something like that. Whatever floats your boat, it's all fake to me.
Don't worry. It is a Southern thing to TALK about religion, not to actually ACT religious. Just show up to Church on Sunday morning and occasionally brag to your co-workers and neighbors how religious you are and you can sexually molest children, cheat on your wife, do drugs, sell drugs, lynch niggers, cheat in business, lie, cheat, and steal all week long, no problem.
Understand this about Southern Culture and you've got it made.
I really enjoyed that. It kinda made me like you a little bit. More like this and less like a squealing like a lab rat on estrogen. Thanks in advance. 
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#442854 - 09/13/09 08:02 PM
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Please. It's hardly just the southerners who are hypocrites about religion. Or Americars, for that matter. And I can't recall anyone but L_ke F_rd or Shelly ever really prosthelytizing around here. Let it go, already.
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