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#442755 - 08/15/09 11:21 PM
Who is the Worst Poster in XPT History
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Electrostatic.
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#442756 - 08/15/09 11:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Wait, i've changed my mind K1ng is the worst poster in XPT history and electro is the most annoying, Eric Who is the biggest faggot to ever post on XPT and thats saying a whole lot considering some of the names who have posted here before
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#442757 - 08/15/09 11:25 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Elctro actually makes me laugh alot and I have actually grown fond of her. Alex Transzer on the other hand should get a hydrochloric acid enema.
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#442760 - 08/15/09 11:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Ugliest person to post on xpt: Gypnod
Best use of broken english on a porn forum: L G
Worst use of man make up: Monstar
Poster with the least to live for: Ryan Knox/Alex panzer
Michael Jackson award for using one vice to hide another horrid addiction: Brandon Irons for his use of ugly women and self depreciating humor to hide one of the most severe sexual addictions in history.
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#442764 - 08/15/09 11:43 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Electro is not the worst, she's not good enough to be No 1. Panzer hands down. The worst. Atleast Electrostatic has had enough physical human contact to have been knocked up a couple times. Panzer has never planted seed in a fertile hole. Cuz trannies can't shoot no babies out they booty.
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#442765 - 08/16/09 01:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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why are you two always posting about me?
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#442767 - 08/16/09 02:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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friends? of course.
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#442769 - 08/16/09 02:38 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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"you suck. don't pm me"
king sounds like a 12 year old girl sending a text message. He needs a training bra and his first tampon.
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#442770 - 08/16/09 02:41 AM
Re: Who is the Worst Poster in XPT History
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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What kind of fucking douche bag calls him self "KING" anyways.....pretty high opinion of your self there fuckwad.....does your big fat fucking head get stuck in door ways? It probably looks like Ted Kennedy's after a 5 day bender.
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#442777 - 08/16/09 11:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
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Darrah
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#442778 - 08/16/09 12:28 PM
Re: Who is the Worst Poster in XPT History
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 08/11/09
Posts: 21
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electro is the most annoying,
I tell her that once week. I fucken hate her.
One time I for some reason posted a picture of Ra0ul Castro and she asked me who it was. I tell her and she corrected my spelling of his first name.. 
I fucken love it.
ohh like that guys , wife? ha HA! -larry is a fucking virus-
but in all honesty i thnk that cunt and maybe another one here definitly's got NDP. not funny, at all . do cash in, asap. 
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#442780 - 08/16/09 04:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Two names come to mind:
1. BIFF - one (more or less) memorable thread about that fat fanboi and the rest of his posts are dedicated to ....
2. Gyp/Rantfield - no explanation necessary I think.
Nominated, but no award:
Monster, cameroonkeyes, gonzo420
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#442783 - 08/16/09 05:13 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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Tiny Creep Yoootube
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#442784 - 08/16/09 06:30 PM
Re: Who is the Worst Poster in XPT History
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
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#442786 - 08/16/09 06:47 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/23/08
Posts: 75
Loc: Washington, D.C.
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Why are you using my avatar?
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#442787 - 08/16/09 08:47 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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Hahahahaha, what the fuck was the point of him editing his posts? The only thing I could gather was to try to make himself look less hostile as to appear more innocent.
Is kUNOng really a mod? Fucking figures.
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#442788 - 08/16/09 08:48 PM
Re: Who is the Worst Poster in XPT History
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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I also nominate myself as the worst poster in the history of XPT.
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#442789 - 08/16/09 09:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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Not taking sides here but I really enjoyed k1ngs original posts simply because they were unfiltered hate.
More of that, yes?.
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#442790 - 08/16/09 09:13 PM
Re: Who is the Worst Poster in XPT History
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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does anyone know how k1ng looks? seen pic of him?/her?/it or have met with it? hot? I have a feeling he is hot, I didn't have it with Willie, so its likely not far from the truth. 
Hey Ra0ul Castro, how's it going?!
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#442791 - 08/16/09 10:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#442792 - 08/17/09 12:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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what's creepier?
failectro screencapping every post I make?
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failectro photoshopping screencaps to pretend she screencaps every post I make?
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#442794 - 08/17/09 12:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#442796 - 08/17/09 01:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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heh, that was quick
what's creepier?
failectro responding to my post in eight minutes, which we all know that at least four to six of those eight mins were dedicated to trailer trash spell check by thumbing through a hand me down webster's dictionary?
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failectro screencapping every post I make?
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failectro photoshopping screencaps to pretend she screencaps every post I make?
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#442799 - 08/17/09 01:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#442801 - 08/17/09 02:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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why are nate and monkey so obsessed with fat man ass? save us all the trouble of watching you two post about your creepy man ass fetish by pm'ing each other till your chubby chasing gheyness is satiated. thanks fags.
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#442802 - 08/17/09 03:05 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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why are nate and monkey so obsessed with fat man ass? save us all the trouble of watching you two post about your creepy man ass fetish by pm'ing each other till your chubby chasing gheyness is satiated. thanks fags.
If you do have excess skin king would you consider donating it to burn victims? Also, I'm OK with being a creepy old guy but what is it like being a fat creepy young guy who worships some alt porn idol? .
now let me convert it to "k1ng speak"
LOL OMG >>>f U do hav XS skin king wud U considR don8ing it 2 burn victims. Also, Im k w bn a creepy old guy bt wot iz it lIk bn a F@ creepy yung guy hu worships som alt porn idol?o
OMG!
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#442805 - 08/17/09 07:50 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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These threads give me a headache, and an overwhelming desire to skull-fuck Electro into a tear stained mess.
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#442807 - 08/17/09 11:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I'm OK with being a creepy old guy
never said you were old, but thanks for giving that info up. old, gay and creepy, you're quite the catch. an old gay creep disagreeing with what I post isn't exactly discouraging. thanks nate, carry on, you're doing well.
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what is it like being a fat creepy young guy who worships some alt porn idol?
more fat guy posts? is monkey your adviser? remember, if you don't control the gay fatty fetish the gay fatty fetish will control you. as far as my attraction to "quinne" it's called heterosexuality, I don't expect you to understand. given your avatar, a passionate love of black men is another reason you and monkey are kindred spirits. heh, now I understand the connection. hi5, amirite?
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LOL OMG >>>f U do hav XS skin king wud U considR don8ing it 2 burn victims. Also, Im k w bn a creepy old guy bt wot iz it lIk bn a F@ creepy yung guy hu worships som alt porn idol?o
OMG!
perfect! failectro wholeheartedly endorsing this is better than anything I can hope to post to criticize it. thanks strpwreddie. lol, you're reinforcing my point and don't even know it.
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#442809 - 08/18/09 12:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#442810 - 08/18/09 01:11 AM
D bags that kall themselves K1ng...
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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What kind of fucking douche bag calls him self "KING" anyways.....pretty high opinion of your self there fuckwad.....does your big fat fucking head get stuck in door ways? It probably looks like Ted Kennedy's after a 5 day bender.
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never said you were old, but thanks for giving that info up. old, gay and creepy, you're quite the catch. an old gay creep disagreeing with what I post isn't exactly discouraging. thanks nate, carry on, you're doing well.
Yep Im old..pushing 4ty.. Im gay... bt Im pritE suR I'd kick yor ass f I eva met U K1ng...then I'll mAk U my gf. ur problE so loose ther alredi frm aL d ass raping U git... it not jst on line..
U twink...
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#442811 - 08/18/09 01:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#442815 - 08/18/09 02:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I miss Lou.
L
Lo
Lou
LouC
LouCy
LouCyp
LouCyph
LouCyphe
LouCypher
LouCypher <3
L  uCypher <3
I'm feeling a little withdrawn.  Anyway, goodnight, k1ng.
Goodn1ght. <3
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#442816 - 08/18/09 02:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#442817 - 08/18/09 02:08 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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What kind of fucking douche bag calls him self "KING" anyways.....pretty high opinion of your self there fuckwad.....does your big fat fucking head get stuck in door ways? It probably looks like Ted Kennedy's after a 5 day bender.
Im gna dream of meating U knocking U d fk out dressing u ^ & (_!_) raping U k1ng...
although fantasizing bout f'n 3:o) lIk U kills my cred az a homo
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#442818 - 08/18/09 02:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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more gay posts from nate. what a surprise.
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#442819 - 08/18/09 02:36 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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more gay posts from nate. what a surprise.
weL evry 1 of yor post iz az f RitN by a 3:o) teen n a britelE colorfully p8ntD r%m w rainbows & unicorns aL bout..s U profeS U R hetROsXUL thN.. I cn nevr top U 4 gayness...
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#442820 - 08/18/09 06:20 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Paperchase is a cunt
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#442821 - 08/18/09 09:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I vote for attempting to get 'failectro' accepted as part of the xpt lexicon.
another winner, lol. as the reigning worst poster of xpt, and an expert, it's embarrassing that the only post more fail than that is a "."
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How was you call what I posted a joke?
I'm sorry, what? here, let's make sure you keep your xpt cred, I'll help you out again. I'll post the same fail again "." whew, you're still the best, disaster averted. thank me later.
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I hope you pay willie royalties for the rights to his defense
you're surprised that more than one person is uncomfortable with your fat man ass fetish you keep posting about? wtf, nate and monkey are the blind leading the blind.
Razor sharp and it only took k1ng 27 minutes to create. 
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I totally support your right to marry your boyfriend if your gay love gets to that point, nate. let us know.
Can always count on k1ng to deliver a jay leno like bull rush to a painfully brooke hoganish response.
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three days and you're already my bitch. that was easier than I expected. welcome back, lol.
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#442822 - 08/18/09 11:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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more fail logic from monkey '04. I'm the worst poster in the history of xpt yet xpt's iconic savior can't stop posting about me or stop responding to what I say? it's called forethought, try it. also, if you're going to resurrect more low post count alts to join the fray please make them less obvious than nate gayflower. keep up the good work tho, I'm sure you'll turn the tide some day. dismissed. again.
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#442823 - 08/19/09 10:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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more fail logic from monkey '04. I'm the worst poster in the history of xpt yet xpt's iconic savior can't stop posting about me or stop responding to what I say? it's called forethought, try it. also, if you're going to resurrect more low post count alts to join the fray please make them less obvious than nate gayflower. keep up the good work tho, I'm sure you'll turn the tide some day. dismissed. again.
So basically what you wrote above was the following
failmonkey04= does this mean that I haven't been good since 2004 OR thats the last time you liked me, or something else, please explain what you mean by this. I just fail (winks) to find the relevance (winks and points) of the insult or if it is even an insult to begin with, I mean its all very subjective, one man's fail(ure) is another man's success, right?
You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you.: Of course I can't, this is xpt where we focus on the worst, im not sure what board you are apart of but what threads are the most popular? Jenna Jameson avn award winner threads or tanner mayes taking a dump on tony mallice's car? XPT is a place for the worst to shine, why do you think Brandon, ryan knox, eric who, yourself (k1ng) and yours truly are among the most well known here? I certainly don't focus my attention on sammura because she's the most attractive/best performing star in the biz, same rules apply.
I think Nate is much brighter than me, and my posting style tends to stay pretty close to home throughout all my alts, and its not like I would I need an alt to voice my opinion about you k1ng.
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#442824 - 08/20/09 12:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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lol, sweet! did the worst poster in the history of xpt cause bitchy munkey to get all uppity and serious in the cage today? 2-e-z? don't feel threatened or let your iconic xpt status weigh you down homegirl the lemmings are still here to adore you, rest assured. you are epic, this place will 180 on the back of your posts immediately I'm sure. I'm a believer! rescue us.
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this is xpt where we focus on the worst
logic fail? again? "we" "focus" on munkey too, no?
quick, add an addendum to include the prodigal son munkey to the "worst poster" thread.
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#442827 - 08/21/09 10:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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"A rat king is a rare phenomenon arising in rats. A number of rats become intertwined at the tails, and are joined with blood, dirt, and excrement. Consequently, the animals grow together, joined at the tails, which are often broken. The phenomenon is particularly associated with Germany, where the majority of instances have been located."
This thread is a rat king.
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#442828 - 08/22/09 12:07 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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tritone. For obvious reasons.
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#442832 - 08/22/09 02:32 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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People who post in ALL CAPS.
Sorry, had to. I never know if they're yelling.
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#442833 - 08/22/09 06:13 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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The other day, a deaf fan myspaced me in all caps.
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#442834 - 08/22/09 07:56 PM
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TOO MANY TO LIST, ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT THINK PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THEIR DAY TO DAY LIFE, AND THE LAME ASS POSTERS AND THE ONES WHO SUCK UP TO THE WHORES, AND THE ONES WHO JUST KEEP INSULTING PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY NEED TO FEEL COOL AND IMPORTANT BEHIND A KEYBOARD.
SAD ACTUALLY.
off yerself ye dumbscum junkie sack of shit!
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#442836 - 09/12/09 07:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
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Darrah and Coke, but,  Frankie Figgs is going for the worst alt title now. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#442837 - 09/12/09 08:10 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
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Frankie Figgs is a ball licker. Lousy poster no matter how you look at him....even his sig is pure faggotry.
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#442839 - 09/12/09 09:21 PM
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lolerblades
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#442840 - 09/12/09 10:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Frankie Figgs is a ball licker. Lousy poster no matter how you look at him....even his sig is pure faggotry.
If you use firefox it's pretty easy to block his signature picture. (And all the other ads but we don't talk about that).
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#442841 - 09/13/09 12:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Speaking of sigs, Bornyo, there is no god. When are you going to learn that?
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#442844 - 09/13/09 11:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Bornyos life is much more fulfilling then yours, so although god pisses on you Eric, he does manage to smile at others such as bornyo.
But is it?
How can something "piss on me" if it doesn't exist? Put the bong down, primate.
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#442846 - 09/13/09 02:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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eric claiming to be an atheist to get a reaction is sooo 1970s. If you really want to rile people up claim to be a republican.
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#442847 - 09/13/09 03:57 PM
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I was raised Roman Catholic, Bornyo. Having religion forced upon me growing up was enough to say, "Enough of this bullshit". If you think I do it to "gain a reaction", you're the fool.
But I know how you southern folks roll. Fer fucksake, I couldn't drive .25 miles through Mississippi last week without seeing "Jesus is Lord" or "Church of the thirteen & a half donkey cocks where Mary committed beastiality on a alter of Satan"....'er something like that. Whatever floats your boat, it's all fake to me.
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#442850 - 09/13/09 05:30 PM
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Registered: 04/02/09
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I was raised Roman Catholic, Bornyo. Having religion forced upon me growing up was enough to say, "Enough of this bullshit". If you think I do it to "gain a reaction", you're the fool.
But I know how you southern folks roll. Fer fucksake, I couldn't drive .25 miles through Mississippi last week without seeing "Jesus is Lord" or "Church of the thirteen & a half donkey cocks where Mary committed beastiality on a alter of Satan"....'er something like that. Whatever floats your boat, it's all fake to me.
Don't worry. It is a Southern thing to TALK about religion, not to actually ACT religious. Just show up to Church on Sunday morning and occasionally brag to your co-workers and neighbors how religious you are and you can sexually molest children, cheat on your wife, do drugs, sell drugs, lynch niggers, cheat in business, lie, cheat, and steal all week long, no problem.
Understand this about Southern Culture and you've got it made.
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#442851 - 09/13/09 05:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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I was raised Roman Catholic, Bornyo. Having religion forced upon me growing up was enough to say, "Enough of this bullshit". If you think I do it to "gain a reaction", you're the fool.
But I know how you southern folks roll. Fer fucksake, I couldn't drive .25 miles through Mississippi last week without seeing "Jesus is Lord" or "Church of the thirteen & a half donkey cocks where Mary committed beastiality on a alter of Satan"....'er something like that. Whatever floats your boat, it's all fake to me.
Don't worry. It is a Southern thing to TALK about religion, not to actually ACT religious. Just show up to Church on Sunday morning and occasionally brag to your co-workers and neighbors how religious you are and you can sexually molest children, cheat on your wife, do drugs, sell drugs, lynch niggers, cheat in business, lie, cheat, and steal all week long, no problem.
Understand this about Southern Culture and you've got it made.
I really enjoyed that. It kinda made me like you a little bit. More like this and less like a squealing like a lab rat on estrogen. Thanks in advance. 
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#442854 - 09/13/09 08:02 PM
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Please. It's hardly just the southerners who are hypocrites about religion. Or Americars, for that matter. And I can't recall anyone but L_ke F_rd or Shelly ever really prosthelytizing around here. Let it go, already.
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#442855 - 09/13/09 09:10 PM
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Could you give me an exact location for these fine people? I feel it's time to find god again (or something like that). A web address is also welcome.
It's Mississippi. They don't even have the interwebz much less a decent cell phone signal!!
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#442856 - 09/14/09 12:45 AM
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Bornyos life is much more fulfilling then yours, so although god pisses on you Eric, he does manage to smile at others such as bornyo.
But is it?
How can something "piss on me" if it doesn't exist? Put the bong down, primate.
Although I turn to you often when I need a definitive answer on something im unsure about, even I, as your biggest fan knows that you don't have the answers to everything and therefore don't know everything, I mean, its not like you are god.
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Eric that was funny as fuck 
Sometimes its not the heat you bring but the placement of the pic(c<tch), this hit the corner and wannadog has the bat under his arm as he walks away.
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#442857 - 09/14/09 07:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I am one of the worst posters here, EVER. No one has squandered their gift of literary genius more egregiously than I....I can and have wasted my written talents and form of expression here, in this god forsaken cesspool ofsexual perversion and social backwardness...the moral bankruptcy and torpitude that we all PRIDE ourselves on manifesting in our lives makes it inexcusable that I would choose to abide what transpires here, much less associate with its members. This makes me the worst. Still, were it no for my efforts and presence over the years here at XPT, I woulnd NEVER have met Holly Randall, or Crhsitie Lee, or Gian Jerkins, or Moxxie Maddron, or all the other sploogeable whores that have come to know me and communicate with me and sit on my lap and many other things...I'd never have known Willie D, Soopergrizz, Floof, Jb, jiggaloo/vin, Jamesn, my fellow Confederate POW Bornyo, and the counteless other posters on here that have become pseudo-friends and otherwise interjected themselves into my conscious thoughts. Jeff Steward, Tony Malice, et al....I suppose I owe them soemthing, but I am not sure what.... Most of all, I would never have come to know and love/hate the greatest malcontent of them all, one Smelly Monkey.....he has enriched my life in ways I would not have thought possible. All this while being one of the worst posters in XPT's history. I think we can kill this thread now..... 
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#442862 - 09/14/09 06:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Boom-shaka-lakka and all'a dat shee-it.
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#442864 - 09/14/09 06:45 PM
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#442866 - 09/14/09 06:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Fuck, and here I was looking forward to lessons on "How to shrink heads".
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#442867 - 09/14/09 07:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Check some out and especially snake handling. Me and some friends got smoked up when I was about 18 and went to one of these churches one night for a hoot. I still have nightmares. Freaked me plumb out !
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#442868 - 09/14/09 07:25 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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I remember having a conversation with the little pentecostal cutie along the lines of Tom Hanks in the movie "Volunteers"...
click here for a pretty accurate representation of how the scene went down.
For those with short attention spans, fast forward to about 4:30 (to about 7:00). Otherwise pretty much the whole scene has its similarities (substitute "Mississippi for "Bangkok" of course).
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#442869 - 09/14/09 07:54 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/07/08
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 Sorry that's not even close. I'm on a quest to find a youtube vid of speaking in tongues now !
This is the first time I've ever heard it. It kinda reminds me of that sound that Arab women make.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-1AVQLlJYE&feature=related
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#442871 - 09/15/09 06:02 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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#442873 - 09/15/09 08:11 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
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Mark:Quote:
these lists do not unite, but divide.
I'm pretty sure that's why Monkey made this thread to begin with.
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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It's "ululate". Of course they ovulate too. Maybe some of them undulate.
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