"Hi Mom, How are you"?

"Hi Son, where are you"?

I thought you were with your father at Home Depot Hardware.

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."

What happened?

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

"Well it is all dad’s fault. He told me to find a Black & Decker."