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#442547 - 08/31/09 01:22 PM
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#442549 - 08/31/09 04:09 PM
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Fuckit... I'm in too.. especially if it involves violence, berating someone, or high speed driving. I'll even shoot at people and the consequences will all be on me.
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#442552 - 08/31/09 04:39 PM
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"Last night I dreamed that you were sleeping with me...no sex or anything. You kept elbowing and kneeing me and you stell all the covers."  Carry on...
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#442557 - 08/31/09 11:42 PM
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You're right- he looks either Mexican or Panamanian.
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#442558 - 09/01/09 12:44 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Bishop's Blog entry 137:
Got a new tattoo today. Calvin pissing on an Escalade. Tattoo Artist nailed teh spinning rims...
More details cumming...
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#442559 - 09/01/09 05:33 AM
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Maybe Jameson didn't but Haze has and I think in the end she'll be much further along than Jameson by time she reaches Jameson's age.
Also take a look at Jameson's baby's daddy - he aint white...his bleached hair isn't fooling anyone...
You are one dumb nigglet mongrel whore. Intermixing ethnicity and race. Now comparing a Mexican to a nigglet and a half Mexican at that.
Please tell me you are a heavy drinker, a drug users. So I can hope that you do yourself and your tard genes in. 
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#442560 - 09/01/09 08:59 AM
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Ah, hell. Now tritone has a partner..
...and a sexy one at that!!! 
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#442561 - 09/01/09 07:02 PM
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9/01/09 Mood 
I have always had a healthy respect for what it takes to raise a child... The past few days has only reinforced that for me.
Mom, I miss you very much. Dad, I love you and feel the effects of you efforts on my behalf more than you know...
Now on to today's concerns...
First off I would come out of retirement for twenty minutes on videotape with Monica Foster, Moxxie ,Sammura, Marley Mason,Tia Ling, Gia Jordan or Cameron Keys. Just want to make sure I put that out there. Jeff I am In incredible shape and could likely pleasure ALL of them in one scene if you are willing to include multiple pop-shots, just p.m. me. 
Any of you faggots that would kick any one of them out of bed can put on a wig and some lipstick and fluff me during the breaks. 
Each and every one of them is fine enough to draw a check based simply on her outward appearance regardless of how ANY OF YOU MIGHT FEEL ABOUT THEM!! It never ceases to amaze me how some of you would rather ATTEMPT to degrade or drive away these obviously attractive women away from xxxportalk as opposed to being grateful that they are willing to withstand the shit-storm they withstand to post here 
Beauty is subjective.. To each their own.. I guess a lot of you have forgotten a childhood lesson that, if you can't say something nice maybe you need to shut the fuck up...
Lastly, but not leastly... I feel sorry for anyone who thinks that anyone might be any more or less or different than anyone else simply because of the color or their skin or beliefs... The one who is lesser is the one who believes that 
Feel free to fire away.... As if I give a fuck...
*editted to say that jm productions helped me feed my kid enough times that anyone who doesn't like them should be glad that they paid me so I didn't have to exercise other options
Edited by Bishop (09/01/09 07:57 PM)
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#442562 - 09/01/09 08:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hey Bish, how's it going?!  You ever tell a girl like Doritos thats nacho cheese???
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#442563 - 09/01/09 08:59 PM
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Hey electro,I am fine thank you very much and yeah that has happened and it's never pretty  Did you have fun last nite?
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#442564 - 09/01/09 09:31 PM
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so I didn't have to exercise other options
Such as getting a real job, right? Oh, I forgot...
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#442566 - 09/01/09 10:24 PM
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I guess a lot of you have forgotten a childhood lesson that, if you can't say something nice maybe you need to shut the fuck up...
Man, it ain't all ATTEMPTS to degrade them and drive them away. Some of it is good-natured needling. A Cage tradition!
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#442569 - 09/03/09 07:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
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*comes in from out of the cold* ahh feels great in here
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#442570 - 09/04/09 12:09 PM
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#442572 - 09/06/09 12:21 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/18/06
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9/01/09 Mood
I have always had a healthy respect for what it takes to raise a child... The past few days has only reinforced that for me.
Mom, I miss you very much. Dad, I love you and feel the effects of you efforts on my behalf more than you know...
Now on to today's concerns...
First off I would come out of retirement for twenty minutes on videotape with Monica Foster, Moxxie ,Sammura, Marley Mason,Tia Ling, Gia Jordan or Cameron Keys. Just want to make sure I put that out there. Jeff I am In incredible shape and could likely pleasure ALL of them in one scene if you are willing to include multiple pop-shots, just p.m. me.
Any of you faggots that would kick any one of them out of bed can put on a wig and some lipstick and fluff me during the breaks.
Each and every one of them is fine enough to draw a check based simply on her outward appearance regardless of how ANY OF YOU MIGHT FEEL ABOUT THEM!! It never ceases to amaze me how some of you would rather ATTEMPT to degrade or drive away these obviously attractive women away from xxxportalk as opposed to being grateful that they are willing to withstand the shit-storm they withstand to post here
Beauty is subjective.. To each their own.. I guess a lot of you have forgotten a childhood lesson that, if you can't say something nice maybe you need to shut the fuck up...
Lastly, but not leastly... I feel sorry for anyone who thinks that anyone might be any more or less or different than anyone else simply because of the color or their skin or beliefs... The one who is lesser is the one who believes that
Feel free to fire away.... As if I give a fuck...
*editted to say that jm productions helped me feed my kid enough times that anyone who doesn't like them should be glad that they paid me so I didn't have to exercise other options
1) Thank you!!
2) Lets do it! When n where?? Im ready!! Except I am greedy.. I'd want a 1 on 1.. not share with anyone.. just have you fuck the hell outta me for those 20 mins.. tell the camera guys to just keep up!
3) I agree with the closing JM remark.. though I havent worked for them much.. but any company who helps me pay my bills and take care of my family is alright in my book!!
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#442573 - 09/06/09 12:52 PM
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This thread is entertaining. Approved!
Edit: Monica, Jenna Haze is not the best example. Try Sasha Grey.
Edited by freeinacage (09/06/09 12:53 PM)
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#442575 - 09/09/09 06:51 PM
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9/9/09 Wed mood: and 
I miss Gigi too. You could always sense that what you read is what she was and I liked her even though we had a brief tiff.(I was feeling sensitive over something or other and she voiced an opinion I didn't ask for but I liked her anyway)She is like the girl who comes into porn or strips in a neighboring town thinking that no one will ever know, not knowing that everyone who is not a porn fan knows someone who is, whom will enjoy nothing more than telling others that they saw her naked. xxxpt is NOT a small nor regional board... There are no secrets here.
Where are Electro and Jigaloo? I miss them
I have been spending my free time jerking off to Marley Mason pics and at fulltiltpoker.net I have learned how to minimize the screen and have a page to cover it at work! I play a pretty good game of hold em' IRL, but at full tilt the number of players at each table is three or four more than I am used to in real life and my cards always seem to suck
Although I made fun of the big girls that aren't working too much these days, I hope that they realize that the unexpected free porn that underminded what should have been an internet porn boom, caused a correction for EVERYONE in the industry. No one is working as much as they used to. I believe the bigger issue for bbbw is the fact that black women as a group(bbw or other wise) make less money than any other performers BECAUSE THEY ACCEPT LESS instead of holding their directors and pimps... ahem... I meant agents to the same rate of pay as other performers. If you don't stand together you fall for any....
Jigaloo? I made my yard-bird stir-fry tonight
Why won't this fucking board allow me to indent my fucking paragraphs? 
Edited by Bishop (09/09/09 07:08 PM)
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#442578 - 09/09/09 08:15 PM
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Like you'd hit a bitch..?
Btw... wassup with the whore next door?.
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#442581 - 09/24/09 06:41 PM
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below par. i got three letters for you bish: ABC -- ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING. you wanna get mad, get mad.
when you start something you gotta finish it, like life- they talk like it’s magical but for some people, once they're in it, they can't wait to get out. would it kill Monkey to stop smoking ofcourse not and that's the point.
life is like every Denzel Washinton movie- nobody believes you and you're running out of time. that's how it's gonna be so you get yourself strong, so when the whip comes down you stay standing- not everyone can, not everyone will. i mean would it kill Gypsy to do a few sit-ups ofcourse not and that's the point.
i realize you're serving your country the best you know how, and don't worry life will have its moments: the excitement of opening the invitation to the ryan seacrest/andersen cooper superwedding, buying a homeless guy a scalding cup of coffee at McDonald's and then he whips it at your face, getting themed family portraits done at Sears. the little things. now do work son. ABC.
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#442582 - 09/24/09 08:09 PM
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below par. i got three letters for you bish: ABC -- ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING. you wanna get mad, get mad.
when you start something you better finish it, like life- they talk like it’s magical but for some people, once they're in it, they can't wait to get out. would it kill Monkey to stop smoking ofcourse not and that's the point.
life is like every Denzel Washinton movie- nobody believes you and you're running out of time. that's how it's gonna be and you better get strong so when the whip comes down you stay standing- not everyone can, not everyone will. i mean would it kill Gypsy to do a few sit-ups ofcourse not and that's the point.
we realize you're serving your country the best you know how, and don't worry life will have its moments: the excitement of opening an invitation to the ryan seacrest/andersen cooper superwedding, buying a homeless man a scalding cup of coffee at McDonald's and then he turns and whips it at your face, getting the family portraits done at Sears. the little things. now do work son. ABC.
DAMN YOU MARK!!!! You are right(Forces me to push the bar up not once but for three more reps. The simmering burn in my arms and chest erupt into a three alarm blaze)This is just like that time on the hood of that car with Nicki Hunter, in 110 degree temps in Sun Valley. As long as there is breath still in my lungs I can, no I MUST CONTINUE.. I can't be soft. You and Nathanial Mayweather are the angel and devil on my shoulders. (Always guiding or pushing me to reach my FOOL potential.) I am sorry I am not in Jersey right now but I have family business that needs tending to.
I assure you that if I were, since my beloved Marley has not gotten her porn divorce yet that I would be naked down to my socks and balls-deep in what ever fine tail I had run across in whatever elevator or storage room or rental car back seat that available at this moment. That is my convention M.O.
I do not have the luxury of temporary deaths or or sympathy when I am not rock hard or do not cum on cue. Being able to perform under less than ideal situations is what has gotten me to where I am right now and the family that helped me to get here(although they are not in the trenches with me right now) would not have me phone it in
I am certain that this is how you separate the men from the boys and that now it is time to step it up. Time to grow a set.
I am going to get some stills of Moxxie or Monica and rub one out to get my mind right. Then I will get back in the game. I am ready to win now.
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#442583 - 09/24/09 08:57 PM
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Two questions...
A.Did you get permission to post that?.
2.When he dropped the "anderson Cooper" line did you check your footwear?.
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#442585 - 09/29/09 07:01 AM
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9/29/09 Tue mood 
Why do strong, confident women always seem to be attracted to weak, spine-less men? Oprah, Steadman. Jada, Will etc. Shit, Star Jones took it so far she married a homosexual. Do they feel threatened by a man who can have a complete thought and find his way to the men's room alone?
I have always found intelligence and confidence sexy in a woman But alas, I am not their type because I will tell a chick where to get off in the blink of an eye
p.s. Anyone ever seen Oprah's titties?
Edited by Bishop (09/29/09 07:03 AM)
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#442586 - 09/29/09 08:01 AM
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sometimes girls go for the "fixer uppers"  how you doin, bishop? 
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#442587 - 09/29/09 02:39 PM
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9/29/09
p.s. Anyone ever seen Oprah's titties?
Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (09/29/09 02:39 PM)
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#442588 - 09/30/09 10:02 PM
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#442589 - 10/01/09 01:13 PM
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Thurs. 10/1/09 Mood-
Today I took delivery of my spanking new Sony Z5U. I want to thank my Dad, Brandon Irons, and the great guys over at B&H for their support. I am shooting in HD, with a full light kit and cutting in Final Cut Pro. Until this motherfucker is paid for I am available for ALL your video needs. I will shoot porn, your wedding, baby's first steps, depositions, corporate training video, video tours, youtube uploads or homemade enema flicks. I don't give a fuck. If it moves I will shoot it. I have experience shooting gonzo, features and web content and I am available on the entire east coast. Send me a p.m. or hit me up at myspace.com/bishop_xxx
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#442595 - 10/05/09 10:16 PM
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Handsome kid. He looks a little like D.B. Cooper.
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#442596 - 10/11/09 06:47 PM
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10/11/09 Sun-mood
I got a little dirty today. That's okay though because I clean up nice. I took a little time for ME and for YOU Lady!
First I broke out the clippers(no razor bumps) and shined up my pits and then went down and made that little triangle shape that you like so much. You know what it's pointing at don't you.
Then I made the shower extra warm and I stayed in there an extra fifteen minutes.
During that time, I followed-up with a razor(not yours )and gave myself the four star of porno approval(****) I am certain there are no stray hairs remaining to get caught between your teeth when you slip my sweet love into your mouth.
Then after luxuriating an extra five minutes, I left the shower and smoothed my extra clean skin with Jigaloo Brand(tm) cocoa butter.
Then I added a quick spritz of that new chocolate Axe(tm)body spray to my freshly shaved groin area
That, unfortunately was a mistake
After spending an additional fifteen minutes running cold water on my burning junk I could see that star that you see in the Orbit(tm)gum commercial on my junk.(once the smoke cleared)
I put on a pair of brand new silk boxers(not the flannel ones with the holes )and in that little flap in the front, I have carefully placed a sprig of freshly clipped mint and one of those Andi's(tm)chocolates.
So curl up next to me and get comfy. Don't be afraid Lady. You can put it in your mouth
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Whew!.. You are ALL IN aren't you?! tritone you might be a NO you ARE a bigger freak than I am, and that's saying something! 
Hey Ma, I am alright. How are YOU doooooooin? 
He was all like,"Dude those flip-flops are cool" and I thought to myself, even if that were true, is this something you want to discuss with another guy? Later today I check in on the board and I see this...
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