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I kid you not. My shit exploded - literally!

Lemme explain. I spend the whole month drinking liters and liters of soda pop. Well, just some hours ago I went for a crap. When I finished and was about to flush, I noticed that my feces were SWELLING. Yep, just like a baloon! I came close to look what the heck was happening and POOF!, it exploded right on my face, sending crap all over the bathroom!

What the heck happened? How that was possible? It was the gas from the sodas?

Weird!!!!




Maybe someone can make a new porn series with this as the subject???