10/11/09 Sun-mood
I got a little dirty today. That's okay though because I clean up nice. I took a little time for ME and for YOU Lady!
First I broke out the clippers(no razor bumps) and shined up my pits and then went down and made that little triangle shape that you like so much. You know what it's pointing at don't you.
Then I made the shower extra warm and I stayed in there an extra fifteen minutes.
During that time, I followed-up with a razor(not yours )and gave myself the four star of porno approval(****) I am certain there are no stray hairs remaining to get caught between your teeth when you slip my sweet love into your mouth.
Then after luxuriating an extra five minutes, I left the shower and smoothed my extra clean skin with Jigaloo Brand(tm) cocoa butter.
Then I added a quick spritz of that new chocolate Axe(tm)body spray to my freshly shaved groin area
That, unfortunately was a mistake
After spending an additional fifteen minutes running cold water on my burning junk I could see that star that you see in the Orbit(tm)gum commercial on my junk.(once the smoke cleared)
I put on a pair of brand new silk boxers(not the flannel ones with the holes )and in that little flap in the front, I have carefully placed a sprig of freshly clipped mint and one of those Andi's(tm)chocolates.
So curl up next to me and get comfy. Don't be afraid Lady. You can put it in your mouth