below par. i got three letters for you bish: ABC -- ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING. you wanna get mad, get mad.

when you start something you gotta finish it, like life- they talk like it’s magical but for some people, once they're in it, they can't wait to get out. would it kill Monkey to stop smoking ofcourse not and that's the point.

life is like every Denzel Washinton movie- nobody believes you and you're running out of time. that's how it's gonna be so you get yourself strong, so when the whip comes down you stay standing- not everyone can, not everyone will. i mean would it kill Gypsy to do a few sit-ups ofcourse not and that's the point.

i realize you're serving your country the best you know how, and don't worry life will have its moments: the excitement of opening the invitation to the ryan seacrest/andersen cooper superwedding, buying a homeless guy a scalding cup of coffee at McDonald's and then he whips it at your face, getting themed family portraits done at Sears. the little things. now do work son. ABC.