8/20/09 mood-ballistic!
After viewing this video http://www.spankwire.com/Tanner-Mayes-meltdown/video178269/I discovered a fresh, sexy, young, beautiful, foul-mouthed, abusive, high-strung, wench who captured my heart and makes me all tingly in Tanner Mayes. I believe she would be a great soulmate for me as she is only one quarter as insane as my ex-wife and less than one-eight as unstable as the last woman I dated
i believe the first step to capturing Tanner's heart will be to defend her honor.
This fair, young, tender maiden was made to look bad, to protect the people who's bad behavior was the fuse to her out burst There is no doubt in my mind that had Johnny Thrust given the proper attention to Tanner's wayward cell phone as he promised that he would(that promise was missing from the b.t.s. )
that her ensuing melt-down would have never happened!
As evidence I offer that she was in the cab, leaving and the chain of unfortunate events began when she discovered the phone that Johnny had been entrusted of WAS NOT IN HER POSSESSION!!!! If it had been , she would have left the set, with out drama
I have known Johnny Thrust for several years now(he has booked me hundreds of times and I thought we were friends ) And i believe he hid Tanner's phone TO KEEP HER FROM LEAVING!
This being the case, I only see one course of action that I can take .... Johnathon Albert Thrust?! I challenge you to a bare knuckle fight
Johnny, you pick the time and place and it is on... I will not have you disrespecting the next ex-mrs bishop
Don't hide Johnny, I will find you