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If two men work out together, spotting each other through sets of reps with their bodies glistening with the sweat of sacrifice without any penetration of any kind, that is not gay correct?

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If one man was to massage another man's workout weary muscles without touching his penis or stone-like glutes that is not gay right?

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Right, though I'm pretty much convinced you're gay.