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#442495 - 08/15/09 07:28 PM Bishop's Blog!
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I should have thought of this a long time ago! The internet is absolutely clogged with motherfuckers blogging about what is going on in their lives as if anyone gives a fuck...
Well i am not vain enough to think I need my own special page for that
There is not enough going on in my life that I can sell advertising space and also anything that I think is none of your business? You won't read about it here...But to make sure you stay entertained I will make shit up occasionally and you can feel free to offer you anonymous unsolicited comments and opinions at any time.
I plan to update every day whether anything worth typing about takes place or not,so check in every day!
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#442496 - 08/15/09 07:41 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!
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Right here? In a thread? On a forum?

Go find some space you cheap, lazy motherfucker.
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#442497 - 08/15/09 07:48 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!
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Didn't Alex Transzer already think of this???
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#442498 - 08/15/09 07:51 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!
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#442499 - 08/15/09 08:01 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!
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Sat Aug. 15,2009 mood-
Just another day in my life.. My kid woke me up at 8:30, we talked,(way too much) I let him select from the breakfast menu and by 9:30 I was asleep till !!:00. I got up and went to the gym. It was hot in there today but I had it all to myself(which I prefer to having to communicate with others I like to get in and hit it and get out) I am looking good!A trip to Walmart for shit I forgot to buy yesterday and home in time to cook dinner... I may or may not have gotten laid this evening every imaginable position with two twenty year old cheerleaders, but that is none of your business so.... ....I gotta go out I will be right back.. I have decided to o some drinking tonight..
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#442500 - 08/15/09 08:01 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...The Fat Man Did it already
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#442501 - 08/15/09 08:46 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...The Fat Man Did it already
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you should do the c3x black version

...I woke up at 3pm, smoke a blunt, then i went with Shauna to KFC i ordered a big bucket and Shauna only ate a biscuit... <insert pic of Shauna biting the biscuit with her gold teeth, and doing some "swag" posse with her fingers here> .... then i hit to the gym with my nigga Leroy, we did some bench press, biceps, dips.. .then we smoke a blunt...

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#442502 - 08/15/09 09:07 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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08/15/09 mood-
i don't give a fuck who else is blogging here and I may ask for this thread to be tacked to the top!
Things I have considered today:
Is that chick by the pool too old or fat for me?
If i need 3pcs of i.d. to cash a sixty dollar check.. how in the FUCK do you cash a check for sixty-three grand on someone else's account?
I want to take a trip but it wont be cheap... and lastly...
why doesn't everyone one own a mac book pro? (seriously what the fuck is wrong with you if you don't have one? Is Gates paying you to play dumb???)
See you tommorrow
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#442503 - 08/15/09 09:21 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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why doesn't everyone one own a mac book pro? (seriously what the fuck is wrong with you if you don't have one? Is Gates paying you to play dumb???)




Linux, I just installed Ubuntu Jaunty. It's possible that stuff is ready for the mass market. I called Mom to see if she wanted to be a guinea pig... No dice. But, I'm entrhalled at how much progress they've made. Haven't had to edit a single configuration file yet and I'm the type that would do that shit for fun.

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#442504 - 08/15/09 09:34 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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why doesn't everyone one own a mac book pro? (seriously what the fuck is wrong with you if you don't have one? Is Gates paying you to play dumb???)
See you tommorrow




I would luuuurve to buy a mac but i just can't justify the price. They had them on display at my local best buy. They were advertising a special: add 4 Gig ram to the 4 Gig it comes with for *only* $1000. The machine in question was about $2500 IIRC. The PC I ended up buying cost $1000 and it *came* with 8 Gigs of ram. I'll get one some day though *sigh*
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#442505 - 08/15/09 09:49 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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why doesn't everyone one own a mac book pro? (seriously what the fuck is wrong with you if you don't have one? Is Gates paying you to play dumb???)




Linux, I just installed Ubuntu Jaunty. It's possible that stuff is ready for the mass market. I called Mom to see if she wanted to be a guinea pig... No dice. But, I'm entrhalled at how much progress they've made. Haven't had to edit a single configuration file yet and I'm the type that would do that shit for fun.


Good for you! Everything runs better than windows!!!
If I could have back the time out of my life spent looking at the blue screen of death, or on the phone with microsoft explaining why I need those keys again????
People I miss in L.A.
Gabor, Christian, Mike Metropolis, Nicky Starks and Craig Daze, Shawn Micheals, Joey Silvera ,Jim Lane and Johnny Thrust.. Bobby Manilla and Jules... Lucky, Kurt, and Brandon Irons, Faceblaster,Brian and Cram and Grip Johnson.. I got real sentimental about the times i spent with Da Burg today too... One minute having pizza with my kid in Hollywood the next gettin hammered with Chico T and chasing the hottest whores through studio city...:(
*Zen* They can always be found at great prices in the resale market and I believe their ability to do so much more than browse and the way they hold their value offsets the initial cost!!
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#442506 - 08/15/09 10:13 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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I would luuuurve to buy a mac but i just can't justify the price. They had them on display at my local best buy. They were advertising a special: add 4 Gig ram to the 4 Gig it comes with for *only* $1000. The machine in question was about $2500 IIRC. The PC I ended up buying cost $1000 and it *came* with 8 Gigs of ram. I'll get one some day though *sigh*




Never buy RAM from Apple. No real MacHead would. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't buy most of their peripherals either. (e.g. monitors)

All you need is the computer and its OS to reap the benefits.


O.W.C.
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#442507 - 08/15/09 10:20 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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How could i have forgotten this?!!!
I am currently being cyber-stalked by one of my ex's who lurks here apparently...
Despite not having laid eyes on me IN MONTHS!!! and not even speaking for several weeks now...After not moving me with suicide threats
Has now instead of just moving on included this line in a recent email...
Quote:

fuck her & 1 of u will be dead. thanks for the pic. i'll help. now where should i put it. btw i pissed on ur pic b4 trashing it, does that count?



She is a civilian so I am not going to out her but I will say this....
Get Over It... It's Your Fault... and why don't you just go back to doing what caused all of this????
I can ignore you as long as you behave this way....
and you think you know where I am... Come and get me...
Don't talk about it be about it....
I know you don't care cause if you did you would know the electronic finger print of that email is enough for me to have you locked-up.. But i have had enough stalkers to know for now i will just tag you as spam


Edited by Bishop (08/15/09 10:32 PM)
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#442508 - 08/15/09 10:29 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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How could i have forgotten this?!!!
I am currently being cyber-stalked by one of my ex's who lurks here apparently...
Despite not having laid eyes on me IN MONTHS!!! and not even speaking for several weeks now...After not moving me with suicide threats
Has now instead of just moving on included this line in a recent email...
Quote:

fuck her & 1 of u will be dead. thanks for the pic. i'll help. now where should i put it. btw i pissed on ur pic b4 trashing it, does that count?



She is a civilian so I am not going to out her but I will say this....
Get Over It... It's Your Fault... and why don't you just go back to doing what caused all of this????
I can ignore you as long as you behave this way....
and you think you know where I am... Come and get me...
Don't talk about it be about it....




Why do you PW and ex PW refer to people who do not or have not done porn as Civilians?

Is the Porn Industry some some type of para military organization of misanthropes, narcissists and psychopaths.

If it is... What rank was the Late Chico Wang...Commander

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#442509 - 08/15/09 10:50 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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Why do you PW and ex PW refer to people who do not or have not done porn as Civilians?



As a performer,the most thoughtful and considerate of us realize we are all in this thing together.. performers make the least money in the porn totem-pole and take the most risk.. Every scene could be the cause of the end of your life as you know it... Lastly being a performer leaves you subject to things that someone outside of that circle will never understand or be subjected to...
When I use the terms "civilian" it is not to anyway paint a picture of the performer..
It is a description of a person who's life is devoid of the things that occur in a performers life...

It also never ceases to amaze me the way that some people believe that we are a different type of person than anyone who hasn't performed and take delight in our human short commings.. If you decide to start posting under your real name with your real pic, and I see a line in the paper about your suicide, I would not be here making light of it.. Chico was no more perfect than anyone of you reading this and the death of his girlfriend and his own death at his hand is the saddest shit I know of in this business.. That and Darren James and Laura Roxx and that sexy spanish girl getting sick...
If Chico Wang was your dead brother, would you think your post was so funny?
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#442510 - 08/15/09 10:58 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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In a word.


YES.

If my brother was Chico Wanker wang... I'd laugh my ass off.

It's amazing that your are actually trying to defend this psychopath who may very well have killed somebody.

And killed himself..

LOL

Tell me was Jim Jones just a misunderstood guy...The Megalomania...Na it was something else...

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#442511 - 08/15/09 11:09 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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I didn't try defend anyone.. I said it was sad...
If you laugh about things that I don't find amusing, and are comfortable passing judgments on others, then at this point in my life instead of allowing you to make me angry about what I perceive as a lack of respect on your behalf?
I choose to accept your right to your opinion and move on...
Even though you are the type of person who says nasty things about the dead(whom i was acquainted with) from the comfort of your anonymity...See thats what makes YOU a civilian... You won't ever have to endure and bullshit like yours
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#442512 - 08/16/09 06:40 AM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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8/16/2009 Sun mood-
Up at 9:30 am feeling great! I must not have drank enough last night..Woke up with the dog spooning me.. When did he decide it was ok for him to sleep in my bed? I don't like him LIKE THAT!
I need to do laundry today I wonder if that is gonna happen? Looks like a beautiful day. No death threats in my email Time for Honey Nut Cherrieos.
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#442513 - 08/16/09 08:47 AM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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8/16/09 Sun mood-
Early lunch.. my chicken lasagna is always better the second day
As much as i would love to spend the day across this bed with this computer on my lap, I've got shit to do...
Random thoughts this morning...
The board seems to have gone through another of it's changes(for the better)There seems to be a lot of knife fights going on but after all it is xxxpt
Personally I am making an effort to be less confrontational(I am just not willing to spend the energy it takes to properly dislike someone I have never met anymore,I try to manage my time better)but I still enjoy watching others go back and forth... Lou cypher really has a way with words. You can tell he has hurt someones feelings when they go to lengths to say he hasn't
This would be a good time to pic some useless waste of bandwith and attack....
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#442514 - 08/16/09 02:33 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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8/16/2009 mood-
When are high-profile men going to learn that there is a new breed of woman whose motive is to somehow trap them financially? Why don't they just have a working-girl come by, give them some strange, pay her and be on their way Trying to sneak some N.S. fun has not been working for the past 10 years!!! The best thing that can happen is you get outted made out to be the villian and have to give up all your nice things.. Worst case,Air McNair...
Can a porn scene turn into a rape charge? If so when does that happen, at the moment an actress says STOP. No matter what has happened up until that moment and no matter what she agreed to before hand. If you are any kind of way confused by the words STOP or NO, we shall see you in the news..
I don't feel like cooking tonight... I think I will make a couple of pizzas
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#442515 - 08/16/09 09:29 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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why doesn't everyone one own a mac book pro? (seriously what the fuck is wrong with you if you don't have one? Is Gates paying you to play dumb???)
See you tommorrow




i never thought about it until I got one of those interactive boards at work.....to get one I had to be trained and was trained on yep...a Mac....even though my main comp was a PC.....then they "issued" me a Mac and spent the entire year on a PC attached to the server and my lessons on the Mac....
it as hell on ice going back and forth....was going to buy a MAC to get better acquainted.......it was between my MAC or my BEAR CAVE.......decided on the basement project.
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#442516 - 08/16/09 09:34 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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btw....like this and wish I had thought of it....

I was thinking the other day how therapeutic it would be to just have a blog....I thought about it on my MySpace and/or Facebook but both of those are crawling with too many professional connections to really talk about my true feelings and what not.
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#442517 - 08/17/09 10:01 AM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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8/17/09 Mood-
I was upset for a minute last night because I thought I may have lost a friend(Domonique)
I found out that that is not true .. I am at work right now but I intend to start a rumor as soon as I get home...
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#442518 - 08/17/09 08:31 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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8/17/09 mood
I am very I tried so hard to bring peace to Tritone and Jig.. I mean Niggaloo and My joy at finding Domonique Simone to be still amongst the living has been offset by the fact that my friends refuse to accept my budding love affair with Desi Foxx... Sometimes life just gives you lemons and you don't get a picture to put a refreshing beverage in. I feel like I just ran in place all day
Well atleast I got the laundry done... Maybe some good came from that, in the laundry room I saw what must have been the most openly gay man I have ever seen in my life..
He was wearing skin-tight cut-off jeans in a capri-fit and a blouse... Maybe I can introduce him to Cum-Stains and their relationship may blossom to the point where he might never post here again! Shit, with my luck they are probably both "catchers"
Oh well I have some extra Cameron pics to with and there's always tomorrow
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#442519 - 08/18/09 02:27 AM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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8/18/09 Mood
My new found muscularity is astounding to me.. I am 2 months in and at this rate, in another month I shall be able to knock a man down with the air forced away from my pectoral muscles when I flex...
Fat chicks drool openly in my presence
I believe I may need to cut back on my protein intake as I am having thoughts of more creative ways to absorb it..
I am beginning to wonder if my labor can be properly appreciated by anyone who cannot relate to the suffering required to look this good...My rock hard abs and bulging pecs may not be held in the proper esteem by a soft and curvy woman who does not push her body beyond her comfort zone and hold herself to a strict diet..
Only another man as dedicated and firm as I am will understand my sacrifice. But I am not gay. Exactly where is the boundary to homosexuality? If two men work out together, spotting each other through sets of reps with their bodies glistening with the sweat of sacrifice without any penetration of any kind, that is not gay correct?
If one man was to massage another man's workout weary muscles without touching his penis or stone-like glutes that is not gay right?


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#442520 - 08/18/09 02:45 AM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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If two men work out together, spotting each other through sets of reps with their bodies glistening with the sweat of sacrifice without any penetration of any kind, that is not gay correct?




Correct.

Quote:

If one man was to massage another man's workout weary muscles without touching his penis or stone-like glutes that is not gay right?




Right, though I'm pretty much convinced you're gay.
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#442521 - 08/18/09 11:45 AM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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Right, though I'm pretty much convinced you're gay.




At this point I believe I am only curious...
I saw 40mins of Brokeback Mountain and I have no desire to forcefully take another man and I am not a bottom of any kind(power or otherwise) I just need for my new found bufftitude to be appreciated properly is all I am saying
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#442522 - 08/18/09 07:38 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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This is the only thing that I read.
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#442523 - 08/18/09 09:42 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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This is the only thing that I read.


Since I care about you as a friend I will begin to care what I post here from now on
8/19/09 Mood-
Ever have one of those days when everything you touched turned to shit?(Kind of like an anal scene with a chick who flushes 20 mins before your scene on a white couch at Ariel's ) today was that day
I failed at work, at home and on this board..
I learned something though. After further research into the homosexual lifestyle,I was surprised to find that they generally will not indulge in vagina on any level. I found that some homosexuals will "dabble" in vagina in an effort to hide their homosexuality from those who may judge them harshly, usually failing miserably at the attempt.Although I feel as if my current level of sexyness might be wasted on women, vagina is my favorite thing EVER! So count me out on the whole gay thing.. I am no longer curious
I was wondering if maybe my sexuality had simply become "advanced" but the way I see it once you touch another guys junk intentionally(not accidentally during a d.p., Wes we are still boys right? )well there is just one team you can play for after that(I am only speaking for myself, before the p.m.s start)
Well I am going to try to get some sleep...
Gia I love you.... More than you know...


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#442524 - 08/18/09 11:51 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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Damn that Gia's gotta can on her!

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#442525 - 08/19/09 12:41 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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After a fierce masturbation session this morning(at one point I am certain that I saw smoke) I came to realize that I love myself better than anyone else ever can and that there is no one I who I want to be with more than me. There is no better friend to me, than me, and no one knows me better than me, so I snuck out at lunch and married myself in a quiet civil service. I wrote my own vows and pledged to put myself before all others and to love myself till death does part myself. I will be careful not to cheat on myself so that I don't get caught and then have to shoot myself and then shoot myself. At this point myself and I are very happy and will be honeymooning in the bathroom at home after work. Those wishing to send gifts will find me registered at Mercedes-Benz of Orlando


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#442526 - 08/19/09 12:47 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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That is pretty good. I've had that feeling myself but mine is in a more misanthropic 'everybody should be killed' kind of way.

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#442527 - 08/20/09 06:29 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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8/20/09 mood-ballistic!
After viewing this video http://www.spankwire.com/Tanner-Mayes-meltdown/video178269/I discovered a fresh, sexy, young, beautiful, foul-mouthed, abusive, high-strung, wench who captured my heart and makes me all tingly in Tanner Mayes. I believe she would be a great soulmate for me as she is only one quarter as insane as my ex-wife and less than one-eight as unstable as the last woman I dated
i believe the first step to capturing Tanner's heart will be to defend her honor.
This fair, young, tender maiden was made to look bad, to protect the people who's bad behavior was the fuse to her out burst There is no doubt in my mind that had Johnny Thrust given the proper attention to Tanner's wayward cell phone as he promised that he would(that promise was missing from the b.t.s. )
that her ensuing melt-down would have never happened!
As evidence I offer that she was in the cab, leaving and the chain of unfortunate events began when she discovered the phone that Johnny had been entrusted of WAS NOT IN HER POSSESSION!!!! If it had been , she would have left the set, with out drama
I have known Johnny Thrust for several years now(he has booked me hundreds of times and I thought we were friends ) And i believe he hid Tanner's phone TO KEEP HER FROM LEAVING!
This being the case, I only see one course of action that I can take .... Johnathon Albert Thrust?! I challenge you to a bare knuckle fight
Johnny, you pick the time and place and it is on... I will not have you disrespecting the next ex-mrs bishop
Don't hide Johnny, I will find you


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#442528 - 08/21/09 01:01 AM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
freestylah Offline
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This fair, young, tender maiden was made to look bad, to protect the people who's bad behavior was the fuse to her out burst




You've been hanging with Desi too much.
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#442529 - 08/21/09 11:56 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
Tritone Offline
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Bishop man, you are pretty ripped. I need to get in good shape like you so I can get chicks.


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#442530 - 08/22/09 01:50 AM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
Smell of Anus Offline
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Registered: 07/14/08
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not accidentally during a d.p., Wes we are still boys right?




Holy shit. You touched Wesley Pipes' dick. I don't envy you. Does he ever shut the fuck up of camera?

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#442531 - 08/23/09 05:15 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
Bishop Offline
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8/23/09 Sun Mood
This is the official last week-end of summer as my son returns to school on tues.
School is always full of hot Mommies I might join the P.T.A. this year. The new school is brimming with possibilities
The stalker put in an appearance today
Marked as spam in my email I had to endure a shit storm of fantasy-based text messages on and off all day today I really like my current phone number,it ends in two sets double digits but it might have to go
I cannot believe the historic peace treaty signed by Tritone and Nigaloo this week! I am SSSSOOOO proud of the two of them
As anyone who knows me is aware, I have a close relationship with the God of my understanding and He and I got together for some Poker this week-end and I learned a very expensive lesson. YOU CANNOT BLUFF THE ALMIGHTY!
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#442532 - 08/23/09 05:29 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
join the PTA....you will score big points with single mothers.........

besides all they really do is make teachers baskets and maybe throw a breakfast or something.


Edited by XXXbit (08/25/09 07:25 PM)
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#442533 - 08/26/09 03:12 AM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
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Bishop man, you are pretty ripped. I need to get in good shape like you so I can get chicks.






And that would make the difference huh. Nevermind he has the ability to lay down a rap, painting grand visions of a human sack race he'd run inside their colon like its another round with gypsy's mom. Remember bish- stepping one leg into pta mom and pulling her labia over like a cape and all that. Or have you forgotten? That rant was damn inspiring.

Anyway tritone you'd prob need a whole team to prep you, and even then you'd be lucky to get gary coleman numbers, nevermind webster numbers because that fucker kills it.

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#442534 - 08/26/09 01:34 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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Bishop man, you are pretty ripped. I need to get in good shape like you so I can get chicks.




No you don't.If you want to work out, do it for you. To get chicks you only need to work the numbers(much like baseball,forget the strikeouts and prep for your next trip to the plate) and most important of all NEVER OVERVALUE THE PUSSY!!! The moment that you do that? You have no leverage at all.When you consider that most chicks decide whether they will give you some or not before you even say hello, YOU need to remember that they come along even more frequently than buses... I notice that "The Fuck You Game" is bigger than ever.(who gets fucked first, you or her ) This works to your advantage since most women are greedy and far more emotional than intellectual they are easy to fade out of position. Might seem a little harsh but if it's gonna be you or them well...
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#442535 - 08/27/09 08:50 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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Dammit I am sleepy tonight!
I want to congratulate Papi Chulo on the second anniversary of his extra cool blog, full of interviews with some of the best in the biz.. Happy Blog Birthday Pal...
[friend serving link] http://www.papichulosblog.com/papiinmiamifl/2008/08/bishop.html#more [/friend serving link]
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#442536 - 08/28/09 10:54 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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Ok I am waaaay ttooo drunk to blog tonight.. Lucky why are you calling me from vegas? check hyouer email.. goodnight
(fuking peer pressure is a bitch)
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#442537 - 08/29/09 07:31 AM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
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Dammit I am sleepy tonight!
I want to congratulate Papi Chulo on the second anniversary of his extra cool blog, full of interviews with some of the best in the biz.. Happy Blog Birthday Pal...
[friend serving link] http://www.papichulosblog.com/papiinmiamifl/2008/08/bishop.html#more [/friend serving link]




Damn good interview Bish. Lot more entertaining than the usual "what did you have for breakfast this morning" porn interviews I usually see.

Most of that guy's blog seems like press releases. But, then he has his interviews series. It is a little disconcerting that he calls his blog, "In Bed with Papi Chulo". And then, most of his interviews are with guys...

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#442538 - 08/30/09 11:12 AM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
Bishop Offline
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Damn good interview Bish. Lot more entertaining than the usual "what did you have for breakfast this morning" porn interviews I usually see.



Thanks but the interview was so good because the INTERVIEWER is so good at what he does.. Papi is a really cool dude too.. I am glad to count him as a friend.
NOW ON TO TODAY'S ISSUE!!!

INTERRACIAL DODGERS!!!!(nods to Tritone) During my tenure I never spent anytime focusing on any chick that would not work with me because I am black! Never mattered, never will. I am certain that many of you would be surprised how many of those chicks who won't shoot IR, will do IR in their private lives... What I have always found amusing is when they say... "I won't do IR because I am not attracted to black guys" That statement makes perfect sense from the moment that they decide to take money to have sexual intercourse with people on video.
If it was really about what any of them LIKE,instead of a JOB(look up the word job) then we don't really need to pay them for anything that is not work right????
What that statement REALLY MEANS is, "When I came to the industry, someone I trusted to guide my career, convinced me that my earning potential would be harmed by doing IR I was shown by the examples of chicks that rose to the upper tier who never did it and I was gullible enough to believe
that it was the lack of IR that propelled them to those heights."
BUT THE FUNNY PART IS THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL BECAUSE THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED, PERFORMERS THAT DO IR AND PERSONALLY I HAVE ALWAYS CHOSEN TO FOCUS MY ATTENTION ON THE CHICKS THAT WOULD DO ME INSTEAD OF THE ONES WHO WONT!!!!!!
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#442539 - 08/30/09 01:19 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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A quick update! Heard from a pal on myspace today. My boi Frankie used to post here on da regular but said that Ceara and Gia were banning him like O.J.
Frankie, Gia says she is cool with you... Come on in from the cold buddy
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#442540 - 08/30/09 01:24 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
Fiend Offline
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Is Frankie from Philly too?
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#442541 - 08/30/09 04:49 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
Tritone Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
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I am certain that many of you would be surprised how many of those chicks who won't shoot IR, will do IR in their private lives...





Actually I'd love to know who some of these chicks are/were. It is important for me to know if someone is dodging for a purely racist reason, or if it is just a business decision.

For instance, there are a lot of rumors that Carmella Bing, who doesn't even go near a black cock on camera, hangs out with brothers a lot off-camera.

I also got a feeling that Rachel Starr might be OK with brothers too.


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#442542 - 08/30/09 04:59 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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Tritone, pm me if you'd like to do a non-sex role in our movies.
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#442543 - 08/30/09 05:00 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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Tritone, pm me if you'd like to do a non-sex role in our movies.


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#442544 - 08/30/09 05:22 PM Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
Northrop Offline
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Thanks but the interview was so good because the INTERVIEWER is so good at what he does.. Papi is a really cool dude too.. I am glad to count him as a friend.




Yeah he was good. Papi, if you reading. Interview some more chicks. I'm interested.

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