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#442495 - 08/15/09 07:28 PM
Bishop's Blog!
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I should have thought of this a long time ago! The internet is absolutely clogged with motherfuckers blogging about what is going on in their lives as if anyone gives a fuck... Well i am not vain enough to think I need my own special page for that  There is not enough going on in my life that I can sell advertising space and also anything that I think is none of your business? You won't read about it here...But to make sure you stay entertained I will make shit up occasionally and you can feel free to offer you anonymous unsolicited comments and opinions at any time. I plan to update every day whether anything worth typing about takes place or not,so check in every day! 
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#442496 - 08/15/09 07:41 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Right here? In a thread? On a forum? Go find some space you cheap, lazy motherfucker. 
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#442497 - 08/15/09 07:48 PM
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Human Garbage
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Didn't Alex Transzer already think of this???
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#442499 - 08/15/09 08:01 PM
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Sat Aug. 15,2009 mood-  Just another day in my life.. My kid woke me up at 8:30, we talked,(way too much) I let him select from the breakfast menu and by 9:30 I was asleep till !!:00. I got up and went to the gym. It was hot in there today but I had it all to myself(which I prefer to having to communicate with others I like to get in and hit it and get out) I am looking good!A trip to Walmart for shit I forgot to buy yesterday and home in time to cook dinner... I may or may not have gotten laid this evening every imaginable position with two twenty year old cheerleaders, but that is none of your business so.... ....I gotta go out I will be right back.. I have decided to o some drinking tonight..
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#442500 - 08/15/09 08:01 PM
Re: Bishop's Blog!...The Fat Man Did it already
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#442502 - 08/15/09 09:07 PM
Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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08/15/09 mood- 
i don't give a fuck who else is blogging here and I may ask for this thread to be tacked to the top!
Things I have considered today:
Is that chick by the pool too old or fat for me?
If i need 3pcs of i.d. to cash a sixty dollar check.. how in the FUCK do you cash a check for sixty-three grand on someone else's account?
I want to take a trip but it wont be cheap... and lastly...
why doesn't everyone one own a mac book pro? (seriously what the fuck is wrong with you if you don't have one? Is Gates paying you to play dumb???)
See you tommorrow
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#442503 - 08/15/09 09:21 PM
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Gay For Pay
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why doesn't everyone one own a mac book pro? (seriously what the fuck is wrong with you if you don't have one? Is Gates paying you to play dumb???)
Linux, I just installed Ubuntu Jaunty. It's possible that stuff is ready for the mass market. I called Mom to see if she wanted to be a guinea pig... No dice. But, I'm entrhalled at how much progress they've made. Haven't had to edit a single configuration file yet and I'm the type that would do that shit for fun.
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#442505 - 08/15/09 09:49 PM
Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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why doesn't everyone one own a mac book pro? (seriously what the fuck is wrong with you if you don't have one? Is Gates paying you to play dumb???)
Linux, I just installed Ubuntu Jaunty. It's possible that stuff is ready for the mass market. I called Mom to see if she wanted to be a guinea pig... No dice. But, I'm entrhalled at how much progress they've made. Haven't had to edit a single configuration file yet and I'm the type that would do that shit for fun.
Good for you! Everything runs better than windows!!!
If I could have back the time out of my life spent looking at the blue screen of death, or on the phone with microsoft explaining why I need those keys again????
People I miss in L.A.
Gabor, Christian, Mike Metropolis, Nicky Starks and Craig Daze, Shawn Micheals, Joey Silvera ,Jim Lane and Johnny Thrust.. Bobby Manilla and Jules... Lucky, Kurt, and Brandon Irons, Faceblaster,Brian and Cram and Grip Johnson.. I got real sentimental about the times i spent with Da Burg today too... One minute having pizza with my kid in Hollywood the next gettin hammered with Chico T and chasing the hottest whores through studio city...:(
*Zen* They can always be found at great prices in the resale market and I believe their ability to do so much more than browse and the way they hold their value offsets the initial cost!!
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#442507 - 08/15/09 10:20 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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How could i have forgotten this?!!!
I am currently being cyber-stalked by one of my ex's who lurks here apparently...
Despite not having laid eyes on me IN MONTHS!!! and not even speaking for several weeks now...After not moving me with suicide threats
Has now instead of just moving on included this line in a recent email...
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fuck her & 1 of u will be dead. thanks for the pic. i'll help. now where should i put it. btw i pissed on ur pic b4 trashing it, does that count?
She is a civilian so I am not going to out her but I will say this....
Get Over It... It's Your Fault... and why don't you just go back to doing what caused all of this???? 
I can ignore you as long as you behave this way....
and you think you know where I am... Come and get me...
Don't talk about it be about it....
I know you don't care cause if you did you would know the electronic finger print of that email is enough for me to have you locked-up.. But i have had enough stalkers to know for now i will just tag you as spam
Edited by Bishop (08/15/09 10:32 PM)
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#442508 - 08/15/09 10:29 PM
Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
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How could i have forgotten this?!!!
I am currently being cyber-stalked by one of my ex's who lurks here apparently...
Despite not having laid eyes on me IN MONTHS!!! and not even speaking for several weeks now...After not moving me with suicide threats
Has now instead of just moving on included this line in a recent email...
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fuck her & 1 of u will be dead. thanks for the pic. i'll help. now where should i put it. btw i pissed on ur pic b4 trashing it, does that count?
She is a civilian so I am not going to out her but I will say this....
Get Over It... It's Your Fault... and why don't you just go back to doing what caused all of this????
I can ignore you as long as you behave this way....
and you think you know where I am... Come and get me...
Don't talk about it be about it....
Why do you PW and ex PW refer to people who do not or have not done porn as Civilians?
Is the Porn Industry some some type of para military organization of misanthropes, narcissists and psychopaths.
If it is... What rank was the Late Chico Wang...Commander
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#442511 - 08/15/09 11:09 PM
Re: Bishop's Blog!...Like I give a fuck!!!!
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Registered Sex Offender
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I didn't try defend anyone.. I said it was sad... If you laugh about things that I don't find amusing, and are comfortable passing judgments on others, then at this point in my life instead of allowing you to make me angry about what I perceive as a lack of respect on your behalf? I choose to accept your right to your opinion and move on... Even though you are the type of person who says nasty things about the dead(whom i was acquainted with) from the comfort of your anonymity...See thats what makes YOU a civilian... You won't ever have to endure and bullshit like yours 
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#442512 - 08/16/09 06:40 AM
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8/16/2009 Sun mood- Up at 9:30 am feeling great! I must not have drank enough last night..Woke up with the dog spooning me.. When did he decide it was ok for him to sleep in my bed? I don't like him LIKE THAT! I need to do laundry today  I wonder if that is gonna happen? Looks like a beautiful day. No death threats in my email  Time for Honey Nut Cherrieos.
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#442513 - 08/16/09 08:47 AM
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8/16/09 Sun mood-  Early lunch.. my chicken lasagna is always better the second day  As much as i would love to spend the day across this bed with this computer on my lap, I've got shit to do... Random thoughts this morning... The board seems to have gone through another of it's changes(for the better)There seems to be a lot of knife fights going on but after all it is xxxpt  Personally I am making an effort to be less confrontational(I am just not willing to spend the energy it takes to properly dislike someone I have never met anymore,I try to manage my time better)but I still enjoy watching others go back and forth... Lou cypher really has a way with words. You can tell he has hurt someones feelings when they go to lengths to say he hasn't This would be a good time to pic some useless waste of bandwith and attack....
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#442514 - 08/16/09 02:33 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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8/16/2009 mood- When are high-profile men going to learn that there is a new breed of woman whose motive is to somehow trap them financially? Why don't they just have a working-girl come by, give them some strange, pay her and be on their way Trying to sneak some N.S. fun has not been working for the past 10 years!!! The best thing that can happen is you get outted made out to be the villian and have to give up all your nice things.. Worst case,Air McNair... Can a porn scene turn into a rape charge? If so when does that happen, at the moment an actress says STOP. No matter what has happened up until that moment and no matter what she agreed to before hand. If you are any kind of way confused by the words STOP or NO, we shall see you in the news.. I don't feel like cooking tonight... I think I will make a couple of pizzas
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#442516 - 08/16/09 09:34 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
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btw....like this and wish I had thought of it....
I was thinking the other day how therapeutic it would be to just have a blog....I thought about it on my MySpace and/or Facebook but both of those are crawling with too many professional connections to really talk about my true feelings and what not.
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#442517 - 08/17/09 10:01 AM
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8/17/09 Mood- 
I was upset for a minute last night because I thought I may have lost a friend(Domonique)
I found out that that is not true .. I am at work right now but I intend to start a rumor as soon as I get home...
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#442518 - 08/17/09 08:31 PM
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8/17/09 mood
I am very I tried so hard to bring peace to Tritone and Jig.. I mean Niggaloo and My joy at finding Domonique Simone to be still amongst the living has been offset by the fact that my friends refuse to accept my budding love affair with Desi Foxx... Sometimes life just gives you lemons and you don't get a picture to put a refreshing beverage in. I feel like I just ran in place all day
Well atleast I got the laundry done... Maybe some good came from that, in the laundry room I saw what must have been the most openly gay man I have ever seen in my life..
He was wearing skin-tight cut-off jeans in a capri-fit and a blouse... Maybe I can introduce him to Cum-Stains and their relationship may blossom to the point where he might never post here again! Shit, with my luck they are probably both "catchers"
Oh well I have some extra Cameron pics to  with and there's always tomorrow
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#442519 - 08/18/09 02:27 AM
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8/18/09 Mood 
My new found muscularity is astounding to me.. I am 2 months in and at this rate, in another month I shall be able to knock a man down with the air forced away from my pectoral muscles when I flex...
Fat chicks drool openly in my presence 
I believe I may need to cut back on my protein intake as I am having thoughts of more creative ways to absorb it..
I am beginning to wonder if my labor can be properly appreciated by anyone who cannot relate to the suffering required to look this good...My rock hard abs and bulging pecs may not be held in the proper esteem by a soft and curvy woman who does not push her body beyond her comfort zone and hold herself to a strict diet..
Only another man as dedicated and firm as I am will understand my sacrifice. But I am not gay. Exactly where is the boundary to homosexuality? If two men work out together, spotting each other through sets of reps with their bodies glistening with the sweat of sacrifice without any penetration of any kind, that is not gay correct?
If one man was to massage another man's workout weary muscles without touching his penis or stone-like glutes that is not gay right?
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#442522 - 08/18/09 07:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This is the only thing that I read.
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#442523 - 08/18/09 09:42 PM
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#442526 - 08/19/09 12:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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That is pretty good. I've had that feeling myself but mine is in a more misanthropic 'everybody should be killed' kind of way.
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#442527 - 08/20/09 06:29 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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8/20/09 mood-ballistic!
After viewing this video http://www.spankwire.com/Tanner-Mayes-meltdown/video178269/I discovered a fresh, sexy, young, beautiful, foul-mouthed, abusive, high-strung, wench who captured my heart and makes me all tingly in Tanner Mayes. I believe she would be a great soulmate for me as she is only one quarter as insane as my ex-wife and less than one-eight as unstable as the last woman I dated
i believe the first step to capturing Tanner's heart will be to defend her honor.
This fair, young, tender maiden was made to look bad, to protect the people who's bad behavior was the fuse to her out burst There is no doubt in my mind that had Johnny Thrust given the proper attention to Tanner's wayward cell phone as he promised that he would(that promise was missing from the b.t.s. )
that her ensuing melt-down would have never happened!
As evidence I offer that she was in the cab, leaving and the chain of unfortunate events began when she discovered the phone that Johnny had been entrusted of WAS NOT IN HER POSSESSION!!!! If it had been , she would have left the set, with out drama
I have known Johnny Thrust for several years now(he has booked me hundreds of times and I thought we were friends ) And i believe he hid Tanner's phone TO KEEP HER FROM LEAVING!
This being the case, I only see one course of action that I can take .... Johnathon Albert Thrust?! I challenge you to a bare knuckle fight
Johnny, you pick the time and place and it is on... I will not have you disrespecting the next ex-mrs bishop
Don't hide Johnny, I will find you 
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#442530 - 08/22/09 01:50 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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not accidentally during a d.p., Wes we are still boys right?
Holy shit. You touched Wesley Pipes' dick. I don't envy you. Does he ever shut the fuck up of camera?
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#442531 - 08/23/09 05:15 PM
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8/23/09 Sun Mood This is the official last week-end of summer as my son returns to school on tues.  School is always full of hot Mommies I might join the P.T.A. this year. The new school is brimming with possibilities  The stalker put in an appearance today  Marked as spam in my email I had to endure a shit storm of fantasy-based text messages on and off all day today  I really like my current phone number,it ends in two sets double digits but it might have to go I cannot believe the historic peace treaty signed by Tritone and Nigaloo this week! I am SSSSOOOO proud of the two of them As anyone who knows me is aware, I have a close relationship with the God of my understanding and He and I got together for some Poker this week-end and I learned a very expensive lesson. YOU CANNOT BLUFF THE ALMIGHTY!
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#442532 - 08/23/09 05:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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join the PTA....you will score big points with single mothers.........
besides all they really do is make teachers baskets and maybe throw a breakfast or something.
Edited by XXXbit (08/25/09 07:25 PM)
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#442533 - 08/26/09 03:12 AM
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Pervert
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Bishop man, you are pretty ripped. I need to get in good shape like you so I can get chicks.
And that would make the difference huh. Nevermind he has the ability to lay down a rap, painting grand visions of a human sack race he'd run inside their colon like its another round with gypsy's mom. Remember bish- stepping one leg into pta mom and pulling her labia over like a cape and all that. Or have you forgotten? That rant was damn inspiring.
Anyway tritone you'd prob need a whole team to prep you, and even then you'd be lucky to get gary coleman numbers, nevermind webster numbers because that fucker kills it.
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#442534 - 08/26/09 01:34 PM
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#442535 - 08/27/09 08:50 PM
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Dammit I am sleepy tonight! I want to congratulate Papi Chulo on the second anniversary of his extra cool blog, full of interviews with some of the best in the biz.. Happy Blog Birthday Pal... [friend serving link] http://www.papichulosblog.com/papiinmiamifl/2008/08/bishop.html#more [/friend serving link]
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#442536 - 08/28/09 10:54 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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Ok I am waaaay ttooo drunk to blog tonight.. Lucky why are you calling me from vegas? check hyouer email.. goodnight (fuking peer pressure is a bitch)
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#442537 - 08/29/09 07:31 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
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Dammit I am sleepy tonight!
I want to congratulate Papi Chulo on the second anniversary of his extra cool blog, full of interviews with some of the best in the biz.. Happy Blog Birthday Pal...
[friend serving link] http://www.papichulosblog.com/papiinmiamifl/2008/08/bishop.html#more [/friend serving link]
Damn good interview Bish. Lot more entertaining than the usual "what did you have for breakfast this morning" porn interviews I usually see.
Most of that guy's blog seems like press releases. But, then he has his interviews series. It is a little disconcerting that he calls his blog, "In Bed with Papi Chulo". And then, most of his interviews are with guys...
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#442540 - 08/30/09 01:24 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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Is Frankie from Philly too?
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#442541 - 08/30/09 04:49 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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I am certain that many of you would be surprised how many of those chicks who won't shoot IR, will do IR in their private lives...
Actually I'd love to know who some of these chicks are/were. It is important for me to know if someone is dodging for a purely racist reason, or if it is just a business decision.
For instance, there are a lot of rumors that Carmella Bing, who doesn't even go near a black cock on camera, hangs out with brothers a lot off-camera.
I also got a feeling that Rachel Starr might be OK with brothers too.
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#442543 - 08/30/09 05:00 PM
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#442544 - 08/30/09 05:22 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Thanks but the interview was so good because the INTERVIEWER is so good at what he does.. Papi is a really cool dude too.. I am glad to count him as a friend.
Yeah he was good. Papi, if you reading. Interview some more chicks. I'm interested.
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#442547 - 08/31/09 01:22 PM
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#442549 - 08/31/09 04:09 PM
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Fuckit... I'm in too.. especially if it involves violence, berating someone, or high speed driving. I'll even shoot at people and the consequences will all be on me.
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#442552 - 08/31/09 04:39 PM
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"Last night I dreamed that you were sleeping with me...no sex or anything. You kept elbowing and kneeing me and you stell all the covers."  Carry on...
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#442557 - 08/31/09 11:42 PM
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You're right- he looks either Mexican or Panamanian.
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#442558 - 09/01/09 12:44 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Bishop's Blog entry 137:
Got a new tattoo today. Calvin pissing on an Escalade. Tattoo Artist nailed teh spinning rims...
More details cumming...
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#442559 - 09/01/09 05:33 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
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Maybe Jameson didn't but Haze has and I think in the end she'll be much further along than Jameson by time she reaches Jameson's age.
Also take a look at Jameson's baby's daddy - he aint white...his bleached hair isn't fooling anyone...
You are one dumb nigglet mongrel whore. Intermixing ethnicity and race. Now comparing a Mexican to a nigglet and a half Mexican at that.
Please tell me you are a heavy drinker, a drug users. So I can hope that you do yourself and your tard genes in.
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#442560 - 09/01/09 08:59 AM
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Ah, hell. Now tritone has a partner..
...and a sexy one at that!!!
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#442561 - 09/01/09 07:02 PM
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I have always had a healthy respect for what it takes to raise a child... The past few days has only reinforced that for me.
Mom, I miss you very much. Dad, I love you and feel the effects of you efforts on my behalf more than you know...
Now on to today's concerns...
First off I would come out of retirement for twenty minutes on videotape with Monica Foster, Moxxie ,Sammura, Marley Mason,Tia Ling, Gia Jordan or Cameron Keys. Just want to make sure I put that out there. Jeff I am In incredible shape and could likely pleasure ALL of them in one scene if you are willing to include multiple pop-shots, just p.m. me. 
Any of you faggots that would kick any one of them out of bed can put on a wig and some lipstick and fluff me during the breaks.
Each and every one of them is fine enough to draw a check based simply on her outward appearance regardless of how ANY OF YOU MIGHT FEEL ABOUT THEM!! It never ceases to amaze me how some of you would rather ATTEMPT to degrade or drive away these obviously attractive women away from xxxportalk as opposed to being grateful that they are willing to withstand the shit-storm they withstand to post here
Beauty is subjective.. To each their own.. I guess a lot of you have forgotten a childhood lesson that, if you can't say something nice maybe you need to shut the fuck up...
Lastly, but not leastly... I feel sorry for anyone who thinks that anyone might be any more or less or different than anyone else simply because of the color or their skin or beliefs... The one who is lesser is the one who believes that
Feel free to fire away.... As if I give a fuck...
*editted to say that jm productions helped me feed my kid enough times that anyone who doesn't like them should be glad that they paid me so I didn't have to exercise other options
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#442562 - 09/01/09 08:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hey Bish, how's it going?! You ever tell a girl like Doritos thats nacho cheese???
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#442563 - 09/01/09 08:59 PM
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Hey electro,I am fine thank you very much and yeah that has happened and it's never pretty Did you have fun last nite?
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#442564 - 09/01/09 09:31 PM
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so I didn't have to exercise other options
Such as getting a real job, right? Oh, I forgot...
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#442566 - 09/01/09 10:24 PM
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I guess a lot of you have forgotten a childhood lesson that, if you can't say something nice maybe you need to shut the fuck up...
Man, it ain't all ATTEMPTS to degrade them and drive them away. Some of it is good-natured needling. A Cage tradition!
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#442569 - 09/03/09 07:28 AM
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*comes in from out of the cold* ahh feels great in here
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#442570 - 09/04/09 12:09 PM
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#442572 - 09/06/09 12:21 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/18/06
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9/01/09 Mood
I have always had a healthy respect for what it takes to raise a child... The past few days has only reinforced that for me.
Mom, I miss you very much. Dad, I love you and feel the effects of you efforts on my behalf more than you know...
Now on to today's concerns...
First off I would come out of retirement for twenty minutes on videotape with Monica Foster, Moxxie ,Sammura, Marley Mason,Tia Ling, Gia Jordan or Cameron Keys. Just want to make sure I put that out there. Jeff I am In incredible shape and could likely pleasure ALL of them in one scene if you are willing to include multiple pop-shots, just p.m. me.
Any of you faggots that would kick any one of them out of bed can put on a wig and some lipstick and fluff me during the breaks.
Each and every one of them is fine enough to draw a check based simply on her outward appearance regardless of how ANY OF YOU MIGHT FEEL ABOUT THEM!! It never ceases to amaze me how some of you would rather ATTEMPT to degrade or drive away these obviously attractive women away from xxxportalk as opposed to being grateful that they are willing to withstand the shit-storm they withstand to post here
Beauty is subjective.. To each their own.. I guess a lot of you have forgotten a childhood lesson that, if you can't say something nice maybe you need to shut the fuck up...
Lastly, but not leastly... I feel sorry for anyone who thinks that anyone might be any more or less or different than anyone else simply because of the color or their skin or beliefs... The one who is lesser is the one who believes that
Feel free to fire away.... As if I give a fuck...
*editted to say that jm productions helped me feed my kid enough times that anyone who doesn't like them should be glad that they paid me so I didn't have to exercise other options
1) Thank you!!
2) Lets do it! When n where?? Im ready!! Except I am greedy.. I'd want a 1 on 1.. not share with anyone.. just have you fuck the hell outta me for those 20 mins.. tell the camera guys to just keep up!
3) I agree with the closing JM remark.. though I havent worked for them much.. but any company who helps me pay my bills and take care of my family is alright in my book!!
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#442573 - 09/06/09 12:52 PM
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This thread is entertaining. Approved!
Edit: Monica, Jenna Haze is not the best example. Try Sasha Grey.
Edited by freeinacage (09/06/09 12:53 PM)
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#442575 - 09/09/09 06:51 PM
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9/9/09 Wed mood: and
I miss Gigi too. You could always sense that what you read is what she was and I liked her even though we had a brief tiff.(I was feeling sensitive over something or other and she voiced an opinion I didn't ask for but I liked her anyway)She is like the girl who comes into porn or strips in a neighboring town thinking that no one will ever know, not knowing that everyone who is not a porn fan knows someone who is, whom will enjoy nothing more than telling others that they saw her naked. xxxpt is NOT a small nor regional board... There are no secrets here.
Where are Electro and Jigaloo? I miss them
I have been spending my free time jerking off to Marley Mason pics and at fulltiltpoker.net I have learned how to minimize the screen and have a page to cover it at work! I play a pretty good game of hold em' IRL, but at full tilt the number of players at each table is three or four more than I am used to in real life and my cards always seem to suck
Although I made fun of the big girls that aren't working too much these days, I hope that they realize that the unexpected free porn that underminded what should have been an internet porn boom, caused a correction for EVERYONE in the industry. No one is working as much as they used to. I believe the bigger issue for bbbw is the fact that black women as a group(bbw or other wise) make less money than any other performers BECAUSE THEY ACCEPT LESS instead of holding their directors and pimps... ahem... I meant agents to the same rate of pay as other performers. If you don't stand together you fall for any....
Jigaloo? I made my yard-bird stir-fry tonight
Why won't this fucking board allow me to indent my fucking paragraphs?
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#442578 - 09/09/09 08:15 PM
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Like you'd hit a bitch..?
Btw... wassup with the whore next door?.
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#442581 - 09/24/09 06:41 PM
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below par. i got three letters for you bish: ABC -- ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING. you wanna get mad, get mad.
when you start something you gotta finish it, like life- they talk like it’s magical but for some people, once they're in it, they can't wait to get out. would it kill Monkey to stop smoking ofcourse not and that's the point.
life is like every Denzel Washinton movie- nobody believes you and you're running out of time. that's how it's gonna be so you get yourself strong, so when the whip comes down you stay standing- not everyone can, not everyone will. i mean would it kill Gypsy to do a few sit-ups ofcourse not and that's the point.
i realize you're serving your country the best you know how, and don't worry life will have its moments: the excitement of opening the invitation to the ryan seacrest/andersen cooper superwedding, buying a homeless guy a scalding cup of coffee at McDonald's and then he whips it at your face, getting themed family portraits done at Sears. the little things. now do work son. ABC.
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#442582 - 09/24/09 08:09 PM
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below par. i got three letters for you bish: ABC -- ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING. you wanna get mad, get mad.
when you start something you better finish it, like life- they talk like it’s magical but for some people, once they're in it, they can't wait to get out. would it kill Monkey to stop smoking ofcourse not and that's the point.
life is like every Denzel Washinton movie- nobody believes you and you're running out of time. that's how it's gonna be and you better get strong so when the whip comes down you stay standing- not everyone can, not everyone will. i mean would it kill Gypsy to do a few sit-ups ofcourse not and that's the point.
we realize you're serving your country the best you know how, and don't worry life will have its moments: the excitement of opening an invitation to the ryan seacrest/andersen cooper superwedding, buying a homeless man a scalding cup of coffee at McDonald's and then he turns and whips it at your face, getting the family portraits done at Sears. the little things. now do work son. ABC.
DAMN YOU MARK!!!! You are right(Forces me to push the bar up not once but for three more reps. The simmering burn in my arms and chest erupt into a three alarm blaze)This is just like that time on the hood of that car with Nicki Hunter, in 110 degree temps in Sun Valley. As long as there is breath still in my lungs I can, no I MUST CONTINUE.. I can't be soft. You and Nathanial Mayweather are the angel and devil on my shoulders. (Always guiding or pushing me to reach my FOOL potential.) I am sorry I am not in Jersey right now but I have family business that needs tending to.
I assure you that if I were, since my beloved Marley has not gotten her porn divorce yet that I would be naked down to my socks and balls-deep in what ever fine tail I had run across in whatever elevator or storage room or rental car back seat that available at this moment. That is my convention M.O.
I do not have the luxury of temporary deaths or or sympathy when I am not rock hard or do not cum on cue. Being able to perform under less than ideal situations is what has gotten me to where I am right now and the family that helped me to get here(although they are not in the trenches with me right now) would not have me phone it in
I am certain that this is how you separate the men from the boys and that now it is time to step it up. Time to grow a set.
I am going to get some stills of Moxxie or Monica and rub one out to get my mind right. Then I will get back in the game. I am ready to win now.
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#442583 - 09/24/09 08:57 PM
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Two questions...
A.Did you get permission to post that?.
2.When he dropped the "anderson Cooper" line did you check your footwear?.
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#442585 - 09/29/09 07:01 AM
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9/29/09 Tue mood
Why do strong, confident women always seem to be attracted to weak, spine-less men? Oprah, Steadman. Jada, Will etc. Shit, Star Jones took it so far she married a homosexual. Do they feel threatened by a man who can have a complete thought and find his way to the men's room alone?
I have always found intelligence and confidence sexy in a woman But alas, I am not their type because I will tell a chick where to get off in the blink of an eye
p.s. Anyone ever seen Oprah's titties?
Edited by Bishop (09/29/09 07:03 AM)
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#442586 - 09/29/09 08:01 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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sometimes girls go for the "fixer uppers"  how you doin, bishop?
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#442587 - 09/29/09 02:39 PM
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9/29/09
p.s. Anyone ever seen Oprah's titties?
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#442588 - 09/30/09 10:02 PM
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#442589 - 10/01/09 01:13 PM
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Thurs. 10/1/09 Mood-
Today I took delivery of my spanking new Sony Z5U. I want to thank my Dad, Brandon Irons, and the great guys over at B&H for their support. I am shooting in HD, with a full light kit and cutting in Final Cut Pro. Until this motherfucker is paid for I am available for ALL your video needs. I will shoot porn, your wedding, baby's first steps, depositions, corporate training video, video tours, youtube uploads or homemade enema flicks. I don't give a fuck. If it moves I will shoot it. I have experience shooting gonzo, features and web content and I am available on the entire east coast. Send me a p.m. or hit me up at myspace.com/bishop_xxx
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#442595 - 10/05/09 10:16 PM
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Handsome kid. He looks a little like D.B. Cooper.
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#442596 - 10/11/09 06:47 PM
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10/11/09 Sun-mood
I got a little dirty today. That's okay though because I clean up nice. I took a little time for ME and for YOU Lady!
First I broke out the clippers(no razor bumps) and shined up my pits and then went down and made that little triangle shape that you like so much. You know what it's pointing at don't you.
Then I made the shower extra warm and I stayed in there an extra fifteen minutes.
During that time, I followed-up with a razor(not yours )and gave myself the four star of porno approval(****) I am certain there are no stray hairs remaining to get caught between your teeth when you slip my sweet love into your mouth.
Then after luxuriating an extra five minutes, I left the shower and smoothed my extra clean skin with Jigaloo Brand(tm) cocoa butter.
Then I added a quick spritz of that new chocolate Axe(tm)body spray to my freshly shaved groin area
That, unfortunately was a mistake
After spending an additional fifteen minutes running cold water on my burning junk I could see that star that you see in the Orbit(tm)gum commercial on my junk.(once the smoke cleared)
I put on a pair of brand new silk boxers(not the flannel ones with the holes )and in that little flap in the front, I have carefully placed a sprig of freshly clipped mint and one of those Andi's(tm)chocolates.
So curl up next to me and get comfy. Don't be afraid Lady. You can put it in your mouth
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#442597 - 10/11/09 08:35 PM
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hey bishop, I signed into my youtube tonight and THIS was a featured video. Made me think of you. 
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#442598 - 10/11/09 08:54 PM
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#442599 - 10/11/09 09:25 PM
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 to be honest I only watched the first few seconds and it reminded me how bishop the drinker is no longer with us, because of his workout goals
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#442602 - 10/12/09 02:29 PM
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#442603 - 10/12/09 03:30 PM
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#442604 - 10/25/09 07:57 PM
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10/25/09 Sun Mood- 
Hey everyone I hope that you are all well I have been a little busy as of late but this place has been a toxic-waste-land for the past two weeks anyway so it's cool.
I thought I would pop in this evening and fill you in on a couple things that are important to me!
I was afraid for the first time in years last week I am not fear-based so this was strange territory for me. After a shower, I caught a glimpse of my new muscular physique in the steamy mirror. To my horror, my penis appeared much smaller than usual. I am not using any substances that are banned by the governing body of any sport so I wondered if this could be an effect of aging.
I studied my penis closely for three days before my concern elevated to a point where it became necessary to measure my junk. Much to my relief, it measured out to it's usual 9 and 1 half inches erect. Apparently my newly buff thighs make my same sized penis appear smaller.I am relieved but feel the need to find a penis exercise(outside of the usual tugging and choking).
Item Two-Mood-
Look out motherfuckers! The police ain't just whipping the shit out of niggers for nothing anymore. Those punk-assed bitches are abusing their authority across racial lines!!! Soon even the white people who claim this sort of shit doesn't happen will be breaking a sweat and feeling their bowels clench when the gumballs light up behind them some night on a quiet street. This shit here.. http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_13639917?source=most_viewed is going to cost the city of San Jose more than a couple bucks. The next time you see those reds and blues in your mirror or the response to your, "who is it?" is "Police open up!" remember how much fun this poor guy had.
Police brutality. Not just for niggers anymore!
This guy is going to get paid! Before anyone gets any ideas about coming up off the police remember, A video or photo of your beating is the thing that stands between a big payout and having to plead out false charges
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#442609 - 12/06/09 11:55 PM
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Shooting on the side?
Glad you are doing well Bishop.
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#442614 - 12/25/09 10:27 PM
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One day there will be a monument to my stupidity...
Three days before Christmas my boss invites me to dinner. We decide on a nearby "wings and wings only joint". While choosing from the menu I notice a selection called The INSANITY wing. The menu claims it is insanely hot. I enjoy spicy food. I order it. The cute teenage waitress looked at me gravely and said "No really, you don't want that" I misread the warning in her eyes as some other teen-girl drama, and in one of the top five stupidest moves of my life, decided that no chicken wing on God's green earth could get the better of me. This caused a buzz around the restaurant and caused the cook to wish me, "good luck". A less stupid individual than myself, would have had concerns. I saw a challenge that needed to be met. They asked me to sign a waiver that specifically addressed liability, age requirements, sound mind and tissue damage. Even most seasoned fools would have at least pumped their brakes. I shifted into 3rd gear and stepped on the gas.They brought it out. I have never seen anything quite that color before in my life. It looked like a red hot charcoal. My boss said,"You aren't going to eat that right?" Random cute teen-aged waitresses kept passing by checking on my meal progress and people at neighboring tables were looking... When I felt as if the room had the proper dramatic tension, I quickly grasped the wing, eye-balled it all crazy-like, and put it in my mouth...
I have a long history of doing stupid things. I once flew a bicycle almost three stories through the air(unintentionally). I once skateboarded off the roof of a home into it's newly drained swimming pool(intentionally)I have had drinks mixed in my mouth in Tijuana.I have informed the police that I know my rights.I started the biggest bar fight I have ever seen(larger, with more combatants and property damage than any Hollywood production)Each of these incidents has a common thread. They each began with my mantra/cry for help:"Yo, watch this" I have been in the emergency room as many times as three or four normal people. I have also been released from custody more than most. I married the worst spouse possible and after that epic fail I appeared in more than 300 porn scenes.How many times have you had to be stitched up in your lifetime?How many times can one person have shards of glass removed from some part of their anatomy?(five maybe six apparently)Every time I have ever set foot in a zoo it was 50-50 that I could wind up in an cage attempting to pet something. The difference between those escapades and this fucking "wing debacle", is that during all that other shit? No one was trying to stop me.As a matter of fact people encouraged those other behaviors. This time people tried to stop me.. :-(
Two waitresses saw a flurry of activity at my table and stopped... The flavor of the "wing" was not like chicken in any way. If you have ever fired a hand gun or launched model rockets those pursuits have a byproduct. The scent of gunpowder. The "wing" tasted like gun powder and burnt matches. The searing heat of the peppers? was so intense that my mouth did not burn in the beginning. It went into some sort of shock,for lack of a better word....
My eyes welled up with tears and the burning in my nose made my breathing all ragged.
My vision was obscured and a sweat went over my fore head...
One of the things that has perpetuated this behavior is the fact that some of these episodes have not been failures. I was clocked at 136mph by the Pennsylvania State Police and not cited. I had a mugger put a gun to my stomach and pull the trigger only to have the gun click. I once drank so much that there was no more room in my stomach, I got laid that night. It is not always obvious to me when I have fucked up. I didn't know the skateboard thing had gone bad until afterward when I could see an x-ray of the inner-working of my wrist, without the x-ray machine.The Tijuana episode was great then suddenly I found myself on the dirt floor of a mexican prison... This was different.. I knew I fucked up right away...
When my vision cleared enough, I noticed that my boss looked alarmed... and when I regained some of my composure I realized to my horror, that I could feel THE EXACT SPOT WHERE THAT BASTARD SPAWN OF HELL WAS RESTING IN MY STOMACH.
If you have never eaten anything that made a point of making it's location in your digestive tract known, then the only way I can describe it is much like a scene from that 80's horror flick Alien. Only difference? I WISH IT WOULD BURST THROUGH MY ABDOMINAL WALL! I slept fitfully that night. I woke up around 4am thinking that it was quite warm in my home, only to realize that the heat I felt was coming from inside me :-(
I also realized at that point that when it reappeared I would need to be alone....
I don't feel a need to share the end of this episode. It was as bad as you think maybe worse.
There was actually smoke involved and more tears than I am comfortable writing about..
Maybe this will be a turning point for me... I hope so..
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#442615 - 12/25/09 10:31 PM
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Dude, Bish, text formatting. I know it's all flow of consciousness for you but it is hard for me to read.
I would comment and wish you encouragement but I think some slum lord stole your line breaks from your last post.
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#442616 - 12/25/09 10:48 PM
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I waded through it and found it well written. It's not formatted for an internet message board but after all, it is "Bishop's Blog"- he can write it as he wishes.
I found the part about an item of food marking it's location in your digestive tract to be crystal clear.
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#442617 - 12/25/09 10:56 PM
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B, I know and I'm not being TOO cranky about it. I just don't like having to switch to large text mode to read forum posts.
And I would like to take this unrelated moment to say shut up, Darrah. (Sorry Bish)
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#442618 - 12/26/09 04:07 AM
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Best entry yet, Bishop. Wish you a speedy and total recovery.
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#442619 - 12/27/09 03:00 PM
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^ What he said and props for being crazy enough to post your kids pic here.
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#442620 - 12/27/09 04:06 PM
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I've never woken up on the dirt floor of a Mexican prison, but I HAVE made the mistake of eating wings like that. I was the guy stupid enough to make them. I feel ya, Bish. Best and Merry Christmas.
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#442622 - 01/06/10 07:49 PM
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I.. am not going to waste words to set this up for you. You already know exactly what this is. What you need to know is why. I am different. It attracts you. Difference? I wont chase pussy. Is it that unbelievable? You are used to motherfuckers falling apart at the slightest hint or whiff of your draws right? While you continue to try to figure out which scenario will fade me out of position, someone younger and secure in the knowledge that her pussy is good will walk right up and tell me how good, and which bedroom I should head for to confirm that.  It's not all your fault. If you reach a certain age there will be luggage. You continue to do things that have only lead you to here... I have done everything..... Twice I am unfazed By pussy.. or any attempt to manipulate my... feelings? Not to mention the fact, that I actually have some other things going on in my life outside of your thighs.... But you know that. It's attractive isn't it? This is a work of fiction...based on the truth.. The timetable has been changed to protect the innocent.
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#442627 - 01/11/10 07:31 PM
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Quote:
MaLcOm FiXeD
Bish, I need your help - i must write an image description for college. The picture is in Black & White - may i post it?
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#442628 - 01/11/10 07:39 PM
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Please do... Post away....
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#442632 - 01/12/10 10:27 AM
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Take THAT , One Liner Larry....
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#442633 - 01/13/10 02:26 PM
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Yo Bish,
write something - I already have another one.
I need new pics of your mug.
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#442636 - 01/13/10 04:35 PM
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Bish, your pics are TOO BLACK - in daylight please, N****a.
i think it's better when you send them in PMs - too many fucking racists here!
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#442639 - 01/15/10 03:42 PM
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#442641 - 01/23/10 02:46 AM
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P.A.D.,Haiti,Erectile Dysfunction,Hamsters and Holly Randall's tit.
Ever fall asleep so early that you wake up in the middle of the night with random thoughts running together in your head?
W.T.F. is P.A.D.?
Ok yeah.. If you have that you are probably awake at 4:30a.m.
Keanu was great in Devil's Advocate
Who would you rather suddenly find out is your father,Al Pacino as The Devil, Darth Vader or Lincoln?
I am going to try to sleep a few more hours
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#442642 - 01/23/10 03:29 AM
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it is why i cannot sleep at 630 in the morning. My brain will not shut off.
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#442643 - 01/23/10 03:37 AM
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I want Alexander Skarsgard and Keanu to dp me.
That. Is. All.
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#442644 - 01/23/10 01:18 PM
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I thought of signing up for IMDBPro just to email his agent your desires. But, I chickened out. Or maybe not ....
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Bishop forces his son to kill his hamster as punishment over bad grades
Downingtown, Pennsylvania. — 38-year-old Bishop the Lover was upset over his 12 year old sons poor grades. The punishment he choose for him was to force him to kill his pet hamster by using a hammer. Bishop the Lover faces charges of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery and is currently in jail.
The sheriff of rural Chester County told the Philadelphia Inquirer Thursday that the 12-year-old boy told his teacher about the killing and the teacher told the Division of Family and Child Services, who then told police.
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#442652 - 03/03/10 03:15 AM
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I am not sleeping worth shit these days!!!! Three four hours and then wide awake. Almost a week now..
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#442653 - 03/29/10 05:26 PM
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bump for bish
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He was all like,"Dude those flip-flops are cool" and I thought to myself, even if that were true, is this something you want to discuss with another guy? Later today I check in on the board and I see this...
Ohhhhhhh yessssssss! 
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