hey bishop, I signed into my youtube tonight and THIS was a featured video. Made me think of you.

to be honest I only watched the first few seconds and it reminded me how bishop the drinker is no longer with us, because of his workout goals

well just saying...


Sorry Bishop

^ Billy Bob Schwarzenbishop

10/25/09 Sun Mood-
Hey everyone I hope that you are all well I have been a little busy as of late but this place has been a toxic-waste-land for the past two weeks anyway so it's cool.
I thought I would pop in this evening and fill you in on a couple things that are important to me!
I was afraid for the first time in years last week I am not fear-based so this was strange territory for me. After a shower, I caught a glimpse of my new muscular physique in the steamy mirror. To my horror, my penis appeared much smaller than usual. I am not using any substances that are banned by the governing body of any sport so I wondered if this could be an effect of aging.
I studied my penis closely for three days before my concern elevated to a point where it became necessary to measure my junk. Much to my relief, it measured out to it's usual 9 and 1 half inches erect. Apparently my newly buff thighs make my same sized penis appear smaller.I am relieved but feel the need to find a penis exercise(outside of the usual tugging and choking).
Item Two-Mood-
Look out motherfuckers! The police ain't just whipping the shit out of niggers for nothing anymore. Those punk-assed bitches are abusing their authority across racial lines!!! Soon even the white people who claim this sort of shit doesn't happen will be breaking a sweat and feeling their bowels clench when the gumballs light up behind them some night on a quiet street. This shit here.. http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_13639917?source=most_viewed is going to cost the city of San Jose more than a couple bucks. The next time you see those reds and blues in your mirror or the response to your, "who is it?" is "Police open up!" remember how much fun this poor guy had.
Police brutality. Not just for niggers anymore!

This guy is going to get paid! Before anyone gets any ideas about coming up off the police remember, A video or photo of your beating is the thing that stands between a big payout and having to plead out false charges

[tritone]Bishop, I didn't think you were like that using the word nigger. I thought we were cool. [/tritone]

Hey Bishop! Now that jigaloo guy is funny ^^^^^^^^^^

Bishop has been gone for a month. Where the hell is he?

Shooting on the side?

Glad you are doing well Bishop.

So... can we all have a blog on here?

I've got alot of fun stories I would love to share about the skanky barflys I regularly hook up with. Most of them are at least 5's or 6's. Sure, there is the occasional 2 but every once in a while, jackpot, an 8.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas!!!!

Your son is adorable. Merry Christmas to you both!

One day there will be a monument to my stupidity...
Three days before Christmas my boss invites me to dinner. We decide on a nearby "wings and wings only joint". While choosing from the menu I notice a selection called The INSANITY wing. The menu claims it is insanely hot. I enjoy spicy food. I order it. The cute teenage waitress looked at me gravely and said "No really, you don't want that" I misread the warning in her eyes as some other teen-girl drama, and in one of the top five stupidest moves of my life, decided that no chicken wing on God's green earth could get the better of me. This caused a buzz around the restaurant and caused the cook to wish me, "good luck". A less stupid individual than myself, would have had concerns. I saw a challenge that needed to be met. They asked me to sign a waiver that specifically addressed liability, age requirements, sound mind and tissue damage. Even most seasoned fools would have at least pumped their brakes. I shifted into 3rd gear and stepped on the gas.They brought it out. I have never seen anything quite that color before in my life. It looked like a red hot charcoal. My boss said,"You aren't going to eat that right?" Random cute teen-aged waitresses kept passing by checking on my meal progress and people at neighboring tables were looking... When I felt as if the room had the proper dramatic tension, I quickly grasped the wing, eye-balled it all crazy-like, and put it in my mouth...
I have a long history of doing stupid things. I once flew a bicycle almost three stories through the air(unintentionally). I once skateboarded off the roof of a home into it's newly drained swimming pool(intentionally)I have had drinks mixed in my mouth in Tijuana.I have informed the police that I know my rights.I started the biggest bar fight I have ever seen(larger, with more combatants and property damage than any Hollywood production)Each of these incidents has a common thread. They each began with my mantra/cry for help:"Yo, watch this" I have been in the emergency room as many times as three or four normal people. I have also been released from custody more than most. I married the worst spouse possible and after that epic fail I appeared in more than 300 porn scenes.How many times have you had to be stitched up in your lifetime?How many times can one person have shards of glass removed from some part of their anatomy?(five maybe six apparently)Every time I have ever set foot in a zoo it was 50-50 that I could wind up in an cage attempting to pet something. The difference between those escapades and this fucking "wing debacle", is that during all that other shit? No one was trying to stop me.As a matter of fact people encouraged those other behaviors. This time people tried to stop me.. :-(


Two waitresses saw a flurry of activity at my table and stopped... The flavor of the "wing" was not like chicken in any way. If you have ever fired a hand gun or launched model rockets those pursuits have a byproduct. The scent of gunpowder. The "wing" tasted like gun powder and burnt matches. The searing heat of the peppers? was so intense that my mouth did not burn in the beginning. It went into some sort of shock,for lack of a better word....
My eyes welled up with tears and the burning in my nose made my breathing all ragged.
My vision was obscured and a sweat went over my fore head...
One of the things that has perpetuated this behavior is the fact that some of these episodes have not been failures. I was clocked at 136mph by the Pennsylvania State Police and not cited. I had a mugger put a gun to my stomach and pull the trigger only to have the gun click. I once drank so much that there was no more room in my stomach, I got laid that night. It is not always obvious to me when I have fucked up. I didn't know the skateboard thing had gone bad until afterward when I could see an x-ray of the inner-working of my wrist, without the x-ray machine.The Tijuana episode was great then suddenly I found myself on the dirt floor of a mexican prison... This was different.. I knew I fucked up right away...
When my vision cleared enough, I noticed that my boss looked alarmed... and when I regained some of my composure I realized to my horror, that I could feel THE EXACT SPOT WHERE THAT BASTARD SPAWN OF HELL WAS RESTING IN MY STOMACH.
If you have never eaten anything that made a point of making it's location in your digestive tract known, then the only way I can describe it is much like a scene from that 80's horror flick Alien. Only difference? I WISH IT WOULD BURST THROUGH MY ABDOMINAL WALL! I slept fitfully that night. I woke up around 4am thinking that it was quite warm in my home, only to realize that the heat I felt was coming from inside me :-(
I also realized at that point that when it reappeared I would need to be alone....
I don't feel a need to share the end of this episode. It was as bad as you think maybe worse.
There was actually smoke involved and more tears than I am comfortable writing about..
Maybe this will be a turning point for me... I hope so..

Dude, Bish, text formatting. I know it's all flow of consciousness for you but it is hard for me to read.

I would comment and wish you encouragement but I think some slum lord stole your line breaks from your last post.

I waded through it and found it well written. It's not formatted for an internet message board but after all, it is "Bishop's Blog"- he can write it as he wishes.

I found the part about an item of food marking it's location in your digestive tract to be crystal clear.

B, I know and I'm not being TOO cranky about it. I just don't like having to switch to large text mode to read forum posts.

And I would like to take this unrelated moment to say shut up, Darrah. (Sorry Bish)

Best entry yet, Bishop. Wish you a speedy and total recovery.

^ What he said and props for being crazy enough to post your kids pic here.

I've never woken up on the dirt floor of a Mexican prison, but I HAVE made the mistake of eating wings like that. I was the guy stupid enough to make them. I feel ya, Bish. Best and Merry Christmas.

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I.. am not going to waste words to set this up for you. You already know exactly what this is. What you need to know is why.
I am different. It attracts you. Difference? I wont chase pussy.
Is it that unbelievable? You are used to motherfuckers falling apart at the slightest hint or whiff of your draws right?
While you continue to try to figure out which scenario will fade me out of position, someone younger and secure in the knowledge that her pussy is good will walk right up and tell me how good, and which bedroom I should head for to confirm that.
It's not all your fault. If you reach a certain age there will be luggage.
You continue to do things that have only lead you to here...
I have done everything..... Twice I am unfazed By pussy.. or any attempt to manipulate my...
feelings? Not to mention the fact, that I actually have some other things going on in my life outside of your thighs.... But you know that. It's attractive isn't it?
This is a work of fiction...based on the truth..
The timetable has been changed to protect the innocent.

^^^^^ Bishop does that mean Marley is back on the market? I mean someone got to step up

STOP IT!!! Don't try to get me in trouble Marley are fine.. FINE I tell you

Congrats to Bish for "The Only Respectable Black Male Perfomer" yesterday. Good work.

That shit there is pretty funny. Regrettably real life kept me away from Vegas this year... But I assure you that where ever I am right now(Mopez I hear your ping skills are on point) I am NOT wearing a vest right now!!!!

Please do... Post away....

(You probably should know that Tony Curtis is Jewish and his real name is Bernard Schwartz)

Only a short essay. Bish, text formatting please. I know you can do it.

^^^ That's some funny shit right there

"Hi Mom, How are you"?

"Hi Son, where are you"?

I thought you were with your father at Home Depot Hardware.

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."

What happened?

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

"Well it is all dad’s fault. He told me to find a Black & Decker."

Take THAT , One Liner Larry....

Yo Bish,

write something - I already have another one.

I need new pics of your mug.

Stooooop It!!!!

you are killing me!

Bish, your pics are TOO BLACK - in daylight please, N****a.

i think it's better when you send them in PMs - too many fucking racists here!

Ohhhhhhh yessssssss!

adopt a child from Haiti!

P.A.D.,Haiti,Erectile Dysfunction,Hamsters and Holly Randall's tit.
Ever fall asleep so early that you wake up in the middle of the night with random thoughts running together in your head?
W.T.F. is P.A.D.?

Ok yeah.. If you have that you are probably awake at 4:30a.m.

Keanu was great in Devil's Advocate
Who would you rather suddenly find out is your father,Al Pacino as The Devil, Darth Vader or Lincoln?
I am going to try to sleep a few more hours

it is why i cannot sleep at 630 in the morning. My brain will not shut off.

I want Alexander Skarsgard and Keanu to dp me.

That. Is. All.

I thought of signing up for IMDBPro just to email his agent your desires.

But, I chickened out.





Or maybe not ....