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I don't think she ever said anything to me...

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Get a roll of duct tape and you will be on your way my friend..

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My ex used to suck my dick so good he'd make me leave it in his throat during cumming and well after cumming til it went soft.

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That was my reaction after co signing on his car loan then him crashing it 2 months later. never agin. never again.

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OK, so I am stuck here working on a presentation due on Monday that I can't get interested in, drinking one too many glasses of whiskey and looking for any reason to procrastinate for a few more minutes....



I feel the need to make a confession:

I have never had a great blowjob. Adequate, sure. Acceptable, yeah. Pleasant, of course. But GREAT??
nope... never.

I may joke around, but I would never cheat on any girlfriend, but the one fantasy I have is to find a complete whore who can give a GREAT blowjob before I die.

Shit, I'd even let her crash my car afterward, no problem.

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Made you feel as if you had left your body for a moment?

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without question the first time you cum, which in most cases is the first time you jerkoff to completion. If anyone says different they are lying, its very much like your first hit of meth, you spend the rest of your life chasing the high from the first time, or so ive heard

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without question the first time you cum, which in most cases is the first time you jerkoff to completion. If anyone says different they are lying, its very much like your first hit of meth, you spend the rest of your life chasing the high from the first time, or so ive heard

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How weird is it that I JUST said the very same thing to Gian Jerkins a little while ago.....hmmm

But anyway, I hate to type this... Monk's statement is 100% correct and true-to-life...

Methheads NEVER feel like they do after the very first time they hit the crank button;

Similarly, Smack dabblers NEVER quite feel as euphoric after the first time they chase that silly dragon (**Unless they were "lucky" enough to first experience opiates via pills, then snorting H, then SMOKING it....and finally, stabbing themselves in a remote blood vessel and injecting the shit...this at least offers a processional "topping" of each previous experience, but once you shoot the junk, you are a lost cause...)

The only thing comparable to my first jerk off experience -- (which was almost "accidental" because, having never jerked off before, I technically wasnt "jerking off"...u follow?) -- was when i jerked off INTO a chick's open mouth ala Gian Jerkins in DownTheHatch 13....as it was happening, I got the strange feeling I was in one of those carnival games where you shoot the fuckin' clown head through the mouth with the squirt gun...the resulting splooge made me laugh out loud. Fortunately the whore was a totall slut and laughed right along with me (might have been the 1500 bucks I paid her for the evening too, I dunno, it was San Jose in the mid 1990s, everyone was making money, you had to invent new ways to blow it.... )

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My ex used to suck my dick so good he'd make me leave it in his throat during cumming and well after cumming til it went soft.

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??????????????????????? DUDE ???????????

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Bishop, it's not that confusing. The guy is gay.

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That is not what confuses me My issue concerning that post is that the poster is sharing WAY too much...
I mean, if I tell you a child has been hit by a truck, is that enough for you or do you want to hear how the child flew 30 feet through the air and split it's skull wide open to reveal it's pink and gray brain-matter all over the street?! No? A little over the top isn't it?
And before any of you transformers come up in hear talking about Bishop is anti-fag, that isn't it at all...
I am sure cumstains doesn't want to hear about how when i am with a chick, with every stroke of my penis snugly buried hilt-deep in her moist warm vagina.. Thrusting deeper and deeper with two hands full of her soft feminine ass... brings me closer and closer to the climax that will cause my semen to over flow her glistening pussy-lips RIGHT?
I don't care what side of the fence you swing from...Don't make me catch a visual on some shit.. I don't roll with.
Plus IMHO this dude is a little too far out the closet....
You want to catch cock in your ass that's fine with me but if you do it on my front lawn then... we have a problem
And lastly if you leave enough dick in someone's throat long enough they will need to breathe at some point...

This concerns me....

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That was my reaction after co signing on his car loan then him crashing it 2 months later. never agin. never again.

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OK, so I am stuck here working on a presentation due on Monday that I can't get interested in, drinking one too many glasses of whiskey and looking for any reason to procrastinate for a few more minutes....



I feel the need to make a confession:

I have never had a great blowjob. Adequate, sure. Acceptable, yeah. Pleasant, of course. But GREAT??
nope... never.

I may joke around, but I would never cheat on any girlfriend, but the one fantasy I have is to find a complete whore who can give a GREAT blowjob before I die.

Shit, I'd even let her crash my car afterward, no problem.

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I will qualify it with the statement that the best blowjobs you get are her idea and waking up to a blowjob is absolutely For The Win...

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without question the first time you cum, which in most cases is the first time you jerkoff to completion. If anyone says different they are lying, its very much like your first hit of meth, you spend the rest of your life chasing the high from the first time, or so ive heard

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How weird is it that I JUST said the very same thing to Gian Jerkins a little while ago.....hmmm

But anyway, I hate to type this... Monk's statement is 100% correct and true-to-life...

Methheads NEVER feel like they do after the very first time they hit the crank button;

Similarly, Smack dabblers NEVER quite feel as euphoric after the first time they chase that silly dragon (**Unless they were "lucky" enough to first experience opiates via pills, then snorting H, then SMOKING it....and finally, stabbing themselves in a remote blood vessel and injecting the shit...this at least offers a processional "topping" of each previous experience, but once you shoot the junk, you are a lost cause...)

The only thing comparable to my first jerk off experience -- (which was almost "accidental" because, having never jerked off before, I technically wasnt "jerking off"...u follow?) -- was when i jerked off INTO a chick's open mouth ala Gian Jerkins in DownTheHatch 13....as it was happening, I got the strange feeling I was in one of those carnival games where you shoot the fuckin' clown head through the mouth with the squirt gun...the resulting splooge made me laugh out loud. Fortunately the whore was a totall slut and laughed right along with me (might have been the 1500 bucks I paid her for the evening too, I dunno, it was San Jose in the mid 1990s, everyone was making money, you had to invent new ways to blow it.... )

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This particular thread is filled with faggotry and my mechanical ashtray is out of c0ntrol...

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My manual ashtray is working fine but this thread HAS gone horribly awry!

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This particular thread is filled with faggotry and my mechanical ashtray is out of c0ntrol...

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My manual ashtray is working fine but this thread HAS gone horribly awry!

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Let's talk about the most intense orgasm you have ever had.
These are examples of orgasms that I have had
Have you ever had an orgasm that....
Made tears well up in your eyes?
Made you feel as if you had left your body for a moment?
Made you feel as if your heart stopped for a moment?
Made your toes curl up so much you got a cramp in your calf?
Made you think that maybe you ejaculated your heart?(or any other internal organ)
Made you propose on the spot?
Made you scream out I love you!!!! even though you didn't?
Made you purchase a major appliance?
Left your body twisted at an odd angle in the small space between your toilet and bathtub
Had you wondering whether you would make it?
Made you wish you had been wearing a parachute?
Made whatever drugs you were taking wear off completely?
Made you think you had plummeted from a cotton candy sky and landed on a marshmallow mountain?
Made you speak any other language aside from your native tongue?
Made other people in the house think you had been harmed in some way?
I know I am not the only one

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Let's talk about the most intense orgasm you have ever had.
These are examples of orgasms that I have had
Have you ever had an orgasm that....
Made tears well up in your eyes?
Made you feel as if you had left your body for a moment?
Made you feel as if your heart stopped for a moment?
Made your toes curl up so much you got a cramp in your calf?
Made you think that maybe you ejaculated your heart?(or any other internal organ)
Made you propose on the spot?
Made you scream out I love you!!!! even though you didn't?
Made you purchase a major appliance?
Left your body twisted at an odd angle in the small space between your toilet and bathtub
Had you wondering whether you would make it?
Made you wish you had been wearing a parachute?
Made whatever drugs you were taking wear off completely?
Made you think you had plummeted from a cotton candy sky and landed on a marshmallow mountain?
Made you speak any other language aside from your native tongue?
Made other people in the house think you had been harmed in some way?
I know I am not the only one

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Damn.......I must not have lived......never had one that made me do all that.....

My only orgasm from anal sex.....now that was something special........I did cry.......that was mostly because i had realized that I could have been enjoying it many years prior. ....

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