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without question the first time you cum, which in most cases is the first time you jerkoff to completion. If anyone says different they are lying, its very much like your first hit of meth, you spend the rest of your life chasing the high from the first time, or so ive heard

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How weird is it that I JUST said the very same thing to Gian Jerkins a little while ago.....hmmm

But anyway, I hate to type this... Monk's statement is 100% correct and true-to-life...

Methheads NEVER feel like they do after the very first time they hit the crank button;

Similarly, Smack dabblers NEVER quite feel as euphoric after the first time they chase that silly dragon (**Unless they were "lucky" enough to first experience opiates via pills, then snorting H, then SMOKING it....and finally, stabbing themselves in a remote blood vessel and injecting the shit...this at least offers a processional "topping" of each previous experience, but once you shoot the junk, you are a lost cause...)

The only thing comparable to my first jerk off experience -- (which was almost "accidental" because, having never jerked off before, I technically wasnt "jerking off"...u follow?) -- was when i jerked off INTO a chick's open mouth ala Gian Jerkins in DownTheHatch 13....as it was happening, I got the strange feeling I was in one of those carnival games where you shoot the fuckin' clown head through the mouth with the squirt gun...the resulting splooge made me laugh out loud. Fortunately the whore was a totall slut and laughed right along with me (might have been the 1500 bucks I paid her for the evening too, I dunno, it was San Jose in the mid 1990s, everyone was making money, you had to invent new ways to blow it.... )