Home Team: Jews, Hispanics, pornographers, Obama, Henry Waxman, blacks, Democrats, the educated, abortionists, vegans, Russia espied from Sarah Palin's back yard, France, Germany, a maximum 40% tax rate, arugula.

Away Team: Repugs, Coke, Fox News, teabaggers, militia, neo-brown shirts shouting at town halls, Sam Walton's heirs, health insurance CEOs, terror and/or fear, a maximum 35% tax rate, Tom Delay Dancing with the Stars, hypocrisy, strip malls, degree mills, yachts, gated communities.

Vegas says pick 'em.