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Has anyone ever seen a hispanic babe put on a genuine Tijuana-style donkey show?






I was like 18. My brother had just finished basic with the Navy. We went down to TJ, wandering around piss drunk. We truly should have been murdered or at the very least raped and robbed. One of his cronies had an older brother who hooked us up on where to go. It was, um, different. Skanky old mamacita comes out, dances a bit, starts leading el burro astray with her femanine wiles, sucks it some, climbs up on this table and feeds it's manhood into her. She writhes around some. TaDa! Nothing sexually stimulating about it. It was a freakshow and nothing more. Yet, in my deepest heart of hearts, I keep hoping Guadalupe will come back into my life. OK, I made up the last part. Her name wasn't Guadalupe.

Barry
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