Pussy values fell off approximately 30% today when men discovered that the supply of pussy available these days FAR outweighs the demand.One man was said to cause the pussy market to correct itself by exclaiming loudly enough for everyone to hear at a local diner"Buy you a car? You must be crazy, there are TOO many bitches cheaper to be with than you!" At that point reports say,men all over the diner looked at the women across table from them and exclaimed,"That guy has a point!"and then many excused themselves to the restroom and never came back. Reports also stated that women all over country found themselves locked out the house when they returned from outings.
Many men said they reclaimed their power when they realized how many women there are.. "The streets are literally crawling with them!" said one man. "I went to the mall and they were roving in packs! The one I had always wanted this, or that, was always on my back over some crap.If I would have realized how many there were,I would have swapped her out a long time ago!"
Pussy value is expected to continue to slide until women realize that the world does not revolve around their vaginas!
There is good news since some women are now giving their pussies away for free to offset the market tumble.....
The question every man should be asking himself is,"Do you know how much pussy is out there?"

I think you're just feeling crappy. Do what I do and replace your refrigerator.

Smeg

Wow, now I want one of those.

There is plenty of pussy out there, but we gravitate towards the youngest and finest pussy, and there demand usually exceeds supply.

VIKING

FTW

because it matches my range

I think Bishop may sell cars and this is a cash for clunkers outburst. Any clunkers here should probably step up and argue
auction pricing.... right about now.

THERMADOR .... I like to HIDE in my fridge from Anorexic Whores who need a fix....the fridge is the LAST place these filthy sluts would ever think to find me.

Hey Burg, how is it going?

Im still alive. waiting to see if California legalizes...there may be work out here if it happens, you should have your resume updated, such as it is....

You aren't gonna make me clean the toilets like last time right? Also being a couple of years older than our last meeting, I don't know if I can keep up with you You know blacks don't get the same level of health care as whites do.

You know blacks don't get the same level of health care as whites do.

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Ever seen the diet blacks seem to thrive on? Get behind one at Walmart and you'll get an eyefull.

Bish has got a point on this supply vs demand thing. A friend of mine was in Radio Shack buying HDMI cables for a HT installation last week and the Asst Manager gave him her number and told him she could come over for a few hours. There's a lot of 24 year olds out there with a mountain of college debt. I know the whores up in Canada are feeling it too.

It's true, the abundance of pussy available right now has made the value of each individual pussy drop dramatically
The last time I hung out with DaBurg?(who I'm sure will collaborate that he parties like a nordic viking) Well... you ever been high and realized that your heart rate was outside the safety zone?
Imagine they roll he and I into the E.R. together...
The wealthy Ivy League white guy and the Not wealthy trade school black guy... Who would you wager would survive?

Well if its just "Survival" we are talking about here, I actually say we both have the same odds if our malfunctions (i.e. disease and / or OD) is the same, because most hospitals today are scared of one thing above all else, LIABILITY lawsuit, and if either a Black man or a cripple croak on their watch, you bet some lawyer-types will start throwing rocks...

BUT, if we are talking about quality of FOLLOW-up, maintenance care, shit like which one of us would get a prescription for drug-store grade heroin and which would get a coupon for Tylenol, or which one of us gets the Physical Therapist that looks like Cindy Crawford and which one of us gets the fat bitchy german-extract named "Madge" who is as gentle as sandpaper used as a condom, well yeah, you're going to get the short end of that stick bro...

And yes, Nordic Viking is appropriate, afterall I am 1/2 swedish to go with my 1/2 Irish...for those of you who suck at math:

1/2 swedish + 1/2 Irish = Drunk and Horny