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I once masturbated to the thought of a guy completely heart broken by his so called everlasting relationship/marriage and the fact that he didn't have his chick was killing him to insanity and him masturbating while crying like a baby.






I wanna hear more chick masturbatory fantasies like that! I want to enter it into my encyclopaedia of chick thought processes.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."