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No honey, i hope that is not one of your kids.


Don't lie. You hope it's my kid and even if it's not you'll pretend it is so you can call me a shitty mom and "have something to show for". Like getting a pat on the back was ever really that important. Fuck off now, thanks.
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend