I kid you not. My shit exploded - literally!

Lemme explain. I spend the whole month drinking liters and liters of soda pop. Well, just some hours ago I went for a crap. When I finished and was about to flush, I noticed that my feces were SWELLING. Yep, just like a baloon! I came close to look what the heck was happening and POOF!, it exploded right on my face, sending crap all over the bathroom!

What the heck happened? How that was possible? It was the gas from the sodas?

Weird!!!!

I've only heard of something similar to that situation before back when I worked at a pathology lab. I've never heard of it "exploding" to that extent but it has happened someone has a bowl movement, the fecies expands in the water thus mixed with the natural gases from your body. Causing it to break apart but not explode. Sounds like you've had some gaseous experiences... watch what you're eating and don't drink so much carbonated drinks. Take it easy....

...did you lick your shit off your face? hehe

Smart- were you wating a lot of pop rocks with your soda?

Smartt,
I think they've been hiding all those weapons of mass destruction in your ass.

Talk about dropping bomb, a shit bomb.

do u have a pic? did it look like this?!