The LA xpress is a free hooker newspaper with horoscopes on the back. Thought you lived in LA??

I get along with almost everyone I meet. Some people I just CANNOT STAND though. Eventually I ask their sign and its almost always Cancer. Don't know why that is.

About Aquarian whores being a little loco, I think that pans across the board. lol I could never claim to be sane 100% of the time either... sometimes I smile or laugh during arguments

ps I have the newspaper still, so if you tell me your sign I can give it to you. Or you could venture outside and get one from the stand.