The LA xpress horoscopes are usually pretty wacky and sometimes they don't even make sense but this one... well let's just say sometimes these things hit a little too close to home...



Aquarius: When you have that recurring nightmare about yourself in...y'know...that position...don't worry about it! As the bukkake girl said, take it all on the chin! Your spoiled and selfish ways must change if you are to become a better person. You will be loved only for your incredibly large endowments.