I was without internet for period this evening.I spent that time watching 1998 remake of Godzilla with my son..(I didn't think nothing of it but it meant a lot to him to just stretch out next to daddy and watch a movie,but if HE had access he would have been online not thinking about the old man )This and Electro's little vacation got me to thinking...
If I was banned from xxxporntalk,what would I do with that time?????
When I think about how much time I have spent staring at a screen with that chrome banner across the top?
I could have surely learned spanish during that span of time and been able to communicate with a whole-other race of people!(not to mention probably worked out a deal with the landscaper where he wouldn't leave grass all down the side of my car every week but I digress)
What would you do if you couldn't come here?
Let me get this out there before there is ANY type of misunderstanding I HAVE NO DESIRE TO BE BANNED AT THIS TIME!
Thank you

i think just starting this thread should equal banhammer. you got some stones on you bro.

if i got banned i'd just do like Hyde and head north. you know, hop on the backup account you made in case things went sideways, then under the new alias suddenly and very conveniently forget all intimate knowledge of burger king bathrooms ("what are you talking about?"), or ever strolling through the aisles of toys r' us to get a deep inhale off the little costumes hanging on the racks, hands trembling- "ahhhhhh.. fresh. mmmm.. god damn. this is it."

either that or proceed to blow up Tony's phone at the office with 300 calls an hour, since i've heard that's worked for people. either way works, or you could just let go. why can people never just let go? i'll tell you why. selfishness.

?Bishop?, Yo te puedo ensenar a hablar espanol. Yo puedo leer, escribir, y hablar espanol muy bien. Pero tambien se, que tu no sabes lo que dice a aqui. It's OK though, let me know if you are interested. Gracias, buenas noches. Donde esta el Mono?

IIRC from high school spanish (???), something along the lines of she can teach you spanish. And that she can read, write, and speak it very well. oh and, where's monkey

The 1998 Godzilla? The first thing you should do is go out and buy an encyclopedia of movie reviews.

Electrostatic es una loquilla guarra. He dicho.