i think just starting this thread should equal banhammer. you got some stones on you bro.

if i got banned i'd just do like Hyde and head north. you know, hop on the backup account you made in case things went sideways, then under the new alias suddenly and very conveniently forget all intimate knowledge of burger king bathrooms ("what are you talking about?"), or ever strolling through the aisles of toys r' us to get a deep inhale off the little costumes hanging on the racks, hands trembling- "ahhhhhh.. fresh. mmmm.. god damn. this is it."

either that or proceed to blow up Tony's phone at the office with 300 calls an hour, since i've heard that's worked for people. either way works, or you could just let go. why can people never just let go? i'll tell you why. selfishness.