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#441723 - 08/11/09 04:48 PM Electro banned. WTF?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
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WTF? It seems that Electrostatic has been banned. Again. For reasons unknown. I seriously wonder why, as I haven't seen anything ban-worthy. Some insults to Panzer? Posting a few links? Or badmouthing a moderator, maybe?

So, who pulled the plug on this nice and lovely girl and why? (Don't come up with that old 'I need to be banned' thread she started a few weeks ago. That's just the bit of whoring for attention we have all come to love. Even some of the more reluctant and older posters went for that.)

In my opinion, it's pretty ridiculous that some people, who add absolutely nothing here, are still posting, while Electrostatic gets banned.
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#441724 - 08/11/09 04:54 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Sorry to hear that electrostatic has been banned. Bring back electro, now.

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#441725 - 08/11/09 07:07 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
there will be no further mudshark updates until Electro is reinstated
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#441726 - 08/11/09 07:40 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Why oh why? There is this lamentation that this place is a sausage fest. We get a chick, however irritating you may find her, that can fucking hold her own. What? You couldn't run her off so you had to ban her? Fuck you.....
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#441727 - 08/11/09 09:07 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
loopnode Offline
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Quote:


So, who pulled the plug on this nice and lovely girl and why?




I did. She had requested to be banned in a thread. I decided to slip her cables this afternoon. I think she's in a happier place now.
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#441728 - 08/11/09 09:12 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Quote:

I think she's in a happier place now.




No doubt.

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#441729 - 08/11/09 09:18 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
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Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
I like Electro and her abrasive posting style but if she wants to be banned I wish her the best.I really do hope she comes back.
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#441730 - 08/11/09 09:22 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Why ban someone because they asked to be banned? If they want off the board (leaving or taking break) for any reason, it's up to them to exercise some self-control.
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#441731 - 08/11/09 09:28 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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It's been done before. Case in point: Phatboy. I remember him being banned. Malice took care of it.

So, in legalese it does have a precedent, and said precedent was set by "the man".

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#441732 - 08/11/09 09:30 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
gia jordan Offline
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Never agreed with it then or now.
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#441733 - 08/11/09 09:53 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I didn't state my opinion, just what's happened in the past.

Let's see what happens. I'm patient, I can wait.

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#441734 - 08/11/09 10:05 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Quote:

I did. She had requested to be banned in a thread. I decided to slip her cables this afternoon. I think she's in a happier place now.




Loop, that thread was a week ago. Electro's been happily posting ever since. If you had wanted to use that as an excuse to abuse being a mod, you're late son.

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#441735 - 08/11/09 10:06 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
zenman Offline
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I just unbanned her
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#441736 - 08/11/09 10:34 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Usually I'd ignore this sort of thing, but this time I saw it necessary.



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#441737 - 08/11/09 10:56 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
Northrop Offline
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Ah, good! Thanks zen. I was beginning to think the lenient banning policy was a Monkey-only thing he was still clinging to from a bygone era that's not really true of XPT any more. But, maybe it's not?

Regarding previous statements about this specific banning, time to shut my mouth. Sounds like a personal thing between her and loop. And, lord knows I've already been involved in enough of Electro's shenanigans...

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#441738 - 08/11/09 11:03 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Ah, good! Thanks zen. I was beginning to think the lenient banning policy was a Monkey-only thing he was still clinging to from a bygone era that's not really true of XPT any more. But, maybe it's not?

Regarding previous statements about this specific banning, time to shut my mouth. Sounds like a personal thing between her and loop. And, lord knows I've already been involved in enough of Electro's shenanigans...





Nah, electro can go for all I care.


K1ng too
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#441739 - 08/11/09 11:27 PM Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
LONG WINDED, ATTENTION WHORING, MIND NUMBING POST ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


freestylah<3, ivorenginedriver<3, tattypatty<3 (My first XPT crush.*ohhh.gwd.embarrasing.moment*), and wannacorndog<3. Thanks, awesome bitches. I appreciate all of your support!



loopnode, you defiant little pendejo. I asked you to ban me last week, dickhole. First I asked Hotty Malice and Sweet Monkey to do it, a couple weeks ago, but they both said "no". I now understand why. I was being lame, overdramatic and borderline meltdown status. (aka. attentionwhoring) It happens. Apparently I don't deal well with attachment. Gay. Yes, I know.

But I'm really on to you now, cacahead. Everytime Fiend gets mad at me, I get banned. Not weird at all right? Don't worry I am not mad. I'd still let you bone my mom and my Irish Wolfhound "Herp".

All along I was thinking it waS Willie, aahhGhen. I though he was mad @ me because I was IM'ing him Skrewdriver lyrics last night and told him that I hate his face.




Whornyo, make up your fucking mind already, you old shart (shit + fart, for those of you in the dark ). You "like" me on AIM but not so much here. You can deny everything you say on IM as much as you want, but I doubt that being in denial will end well for you. You show signs of being infatuated with me, this must stop now. I will never wreck another home again. I will not make ANY exceptions for you, southern sisterfucking drunktards have never been my type. Sorry love. </3





Gia <3 , thanks. I love how you handled yourself in this thread, you really have matured since I first started posting here. Funny the way things happen. My XPT reg anniversary is coming up in 5 days, which is also the anniversary of my first XPT banning. But here we are, 3 more bannings later (4), and now I can say that I do like Gia, a little bit. But yeah, slut.. You grew on me.. Now let's forget that was ever said, and NO QUOTING.







Many thanks to Zenman for unleashing the beast once again, unbanning me or which ever you prefer. I'll be thinking of you next time I rub one out.



Monkey? You hate me again, don't you?


Edited by electrostatic (08/11/09 11:29 PM)
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#441740 - 08/11/09 11:32 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Okay she can stay.
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#441741 - 08/11/09 11:36 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

K1ng too




enough already, cleanse yourself of this disease. who's flicking the puppet strings, anyway? something i wonder if its k1ng with these longings for a love gone lost.

as for electro, i think was a fine publicity stunt. i think its time someone finally undresses her because enough already, so i'm going to make time, make tracks. play cute-sie, meet up, pull the radio flyer around pretending to care - 'this is mark our funny uncle' ... lah-dee-fucking-dah. report back from the field.



details to follow.


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#441742 - 08/11/09 11:41 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
electrostatic Offline
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loopnode is getting better at photoshop. He really thinks I am k1ng. He is obsessed with k1ng, k1ng consumes his thoughts. k1ng is to loopnode; as peanut M&M's are to Monks;



Northy... WTF are you talking about? No idea. Me and loop have nothing going on. AT ALL! Nothing!!! But I do fucking looooooooooooove the word "shenanigans".



Hey Mark_J, how's it going?! Hurry up and cum over! (all over?)


Edited by electrostatic (08/11/09 11:47 PM)
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#441743 - 08/11/09 11:44 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Loc: Down there
I like you electro but your allegiance to this captain save a ho eurofruit that started this thread puts me in the neither for or against your banning. Just sayin'.
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#441744 - 08/12/09 12:05 AM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
electrostatic Offline
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Thanks, BiFFy, I dig you either way. While you might see freestylah as "frutarded capt'n save-a-hoe", I just see him as another dude from teh interwebs trying to get a piece of this ass. There's a small chance that he might one day get to tap my shit, but an even smaller, ittybitter chance of any "electro.allegiances". I don't commit, not now, never. Now, tell me a funfact about Gypnod, come on, you know you like to make me laugh.



During my long, depressing, and oh so tedious ban, I decided to start painting again. I titled this one, "Reflections of an XPTMC Ugly Tourny Champ".


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#441745 - 08/12/09 12:35 AM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
^ was that the love at first site deal that sparked her current situation? if so, who's who?

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#441746 - 08/12/09 12:43 AM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

i think its time someone finally undresses her because enough already




I was actually thinking along the same lines.
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#441747 - 08/12/09 12:53 AM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Quote:

^ was that the love at first site deal that kicked off her whole thing? if so, who's who?



I still can't figure out which one is the real one and which one is the mirror image. Amazing. I know I am a great painter but Gypsy is still, ugly.




Loop, Marky...



Where's Smelly Monkey and k1ng?
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#441748 - 08/12/09 06:32 AM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
ungrateful cunt! you were only unbanned because I threatened a mudshark thread shutdown.
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#441749 - 08/12/09 07:53 AM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

WTF? It seems that Electrostatic has been banned. Again. For reasons unknown. I seriously wonder why, as I haven't seen anything ban-worthy. Some insults to Panzer? Posting a few links? Or badmouthing a moderator, maybe?

So, who pulled the plug on this nice and lovely girl and why? (Don't come up with that old 'I need to be banned' thread she started a few weeks ago. That's just the bit of whoring for attention we have all come to love. Even some of the more reluctant and older posters went for that.)

In my opinion, it's pretty ridiculous that some people, who add absolutely nothing here, are still posting, while Electrostatic gets banned.





What a piece of shit hypocrite you are. You fuck with the whores on this board all the time. Someone comes along and fucks with your whore and you think that gives you the right throw a hissy fit?

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#441750 - 08/12/09 08:03 AM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

ungrateful cunt! you were only unbanned because I threatened a mudshark thread shutdown.



Ohhh sometimes you make me wish I was mod. I'd love to see your ava behind bars in teh PhoggBox. Even better, I'd go all Dubya D on your Paztarded ass:

We cannot proceed.

You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is:
a hideous uncut penis and hemmorroids bigger than Belladonna's during her third trimester."




Soluble fiber is your friend.
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#441751 - 08/12/09 08:03 AM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses







^ See what nasty shit I have to deal with...




@2cit. I'm nobody's whore.



@Crocodile I'm gonna go hang with Mark this weekend, maybe well have some pics or video to post.


-k1ng


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#441752 - 08/12/09 08:04 AM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

Quote:

ungrateful cunt! you were only unbanned because I threatened a mudshark thread shutdown.



Ohhh sometimes you make me wish I was mod. I'd love to see your ava behind bars in teh PhoggBox. Even better, I'd go all Dubya D on your Paztarded ass:

We cannot proceed.

You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is:
a hideous uncut penis and hemmorroids bigger than Belladonna's during her third trimester."




Soluble fiber is your friend.




So are you gonna show us your tits and ass already?
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#441753 - 08/12/09 08:25 AM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

He is obsessed with k1ng, k1ng consumes his thoughts. k1ng is to loopnode; as peanut M&M's are to Monks;



Pot calling kettle? So glad you are back.

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#441754 - 08/12/09 08:34 AM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Are you still with that shit, you cunt! Am I the Monkey, k1ng, Monkey, Smelly, k1ng, peanuts, Mini Monkey, M&M's, Am I Britney Spears or am I even a girl. You'll never find out. No one will. But you can still rub one out to my pics thinking of the Monkey. Ohhh yeah, I was wondering, did you ever give birth to those puppies? Did you do a home birth or a waterbirth @ Hampton Beach instead? Is it true that Fayner is their daddy?
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#441755 - 08/12/09 08:45 AM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Hate to break this to you, but all women are whores. This euro douche doesn't think anything about messing with the others, but as soon as someone screws with the only female that has every been nice to him for free in his whole entire life, he's boo-hooing to the board. What a fucking hypocrite.

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#441756 - 08/12/09 08:52 AM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Yes, sillybutt! I knew that. I agree with "all women are whores" and "they all lie" but it doesn't mean I belong to anyone. Or does it? Besides, my gender is still in question. I kinda like it, I get more attention this way.
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#441757 - 08/12/09 09:03 AM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

WTF? It seems that Electrostatic has been banned. Again. For reasons unknown. I seriously wonder why, as I haven't seen anything ban-worthy. Some insults to Panzer? Posting a few links? Or badmouthing a moderator, maybe?

So, who pulled the plug on this nice and lovely girl and why? (Don't come up with that old 'I need to be banned' thread she started a few weeks ago. That's just the bit of whoring for attention we have all come to love. Even some of the more reluctant and older posters went for that.)

In my opinion, it's pretty ridiculous that some people, who add absolutely nothing here, are still posting, while Electrostatic gets banned.




Leave me out of this. I had nothing to do with it. I've figured out she is like poison ivy. The more you scratch it the more it burns and the longer it itches. The only thing you can do is to completely avoid stepping in it to begin with.
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#441758 - 08/12/09 03:45 PM Re: Electro banned. WTF?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
H2C

Quote:

What a piece of shit hypocri0te you are. You fuck with the whores on this board all the time. Someone comes along and fucks with your whore and you think that gives you the right throw a hissy fit?




You're funny when you're irritated.
So far, I haven't fucked with any whore on this board. (Not even for money.)
Electro ain't my whore, as you so eloquently put it in your own fine style.
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#441759 - 08/12/09 03:56 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
H2C

Quote:

Hate to break this to you, but all women are whores. This euro douche doesn't think anything about messing with the others, but as soon as someone screws with the only female that has every been nice to him for free in his whole entire life, he's boo-hooing to the board. What a fucking hypocrite.




Tough guy! Did I 'mess with' Gigi? Or fiendgirl? Or 3Somebody? Where did you get the idea that Electro has been nice to me? Or that all niceties came free of charge?

You assume an awful lot for someone who's been lecturing everyone about all kinds of subjects lately.


BIFF

Quote:

I like you electro but your allegiance to this captain save a ho eurofruit that started this thread puts me in the neither for or against your banning. Just sayin'.




Thanks for your opinion, BUFF. Now, go back to cow-towing to Gypsy's whims.
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#441760 - 08/12/09 04:13 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Quote:

Tough guy! Did I 'mess with' Gigi? Or fiendgirl? Or 3Somebody? Where did you get the idea that Electro has been nice to me? Or that all niceties came free of charge?




Damn you are reaching to find women you are nice to. How long has it been since those first 3 last posted?

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#441761 - 08/12/09 06:44 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Static asked Loopnode to ban her and he did. End of story. It's not complicated.

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#441762 - 08/12/09 06:47 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
Northrop Offline
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Quote:

Static asked Loopnode to ban her and he did. End of story. It's not complicated.




Okay, now I'm confused. Was there someone who didn't get that that happened?

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#441763 - 08/12/09 06:49 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Thanks for your opinion, BUFF. Now, go back to cow-towing to Gypsy's whims.




Damn, freefairy I thought you'd do better than this. This all you have? I was expecting a you're fat, shut up tubby, etc. Your arsenal is rather limited. Keep trying to throw your fake penis around here. Now go bathe.
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#441764 - 08/12/09 07:01 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
electrostatic Offline
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Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
My bitch says what?
Quote:


Static asked Loopnode to ban her and he did. End of story. It's not complicated.


Holy fuck, you truly are my bitch, B. You started rubbing your cock.n.balls too soon, buddy. This shows just how electro.obsessed you are. So obsessed, so in loove. You can't have me, so you don't want me around.


I'll make you a deal, post something that doesn't sound like an old whiney dude who's just wheezing and snoring all the time, and show us a pic of your sisterwife's titttys while chokesOnDick... Maybe then you can be one of k1ng's bitches.


@Northrop,. it just isn't the right time for Hornyo to get a boner right now. His moo moo wearing cousister wife is still awake...
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#441765 - 08/12/09 07:15 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I wasn't talking to you. Don't pretend you didn't notice. Three simple sentences that were easy to understand, for most people.

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#441766 - 08/12/09 07:46 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
oF course you don't talk to me, Danny Denial. Even if I posted our chat logs you'd just do like you always do and "cry" photoshoped. I bet your next post will say, (in a very Gypnoddic fashion):

"no, static, I wasnt talking to you again!, I was talking to that hyde alt nonthrup, stop it, stop bothering me, retard!"


Save it, predcitable snorasaurus rex. <3


edited to add: Note that he never acknowledges the crush/obsession/infatuation accusations. HA! I think it's because he still can't even get over the basic electro.interaction that keeps him and his mini B up at night. Snap.
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#441767 - 08/12/09 08:53 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
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He was talking to me? Why would he tell me loop banned Electro? I thought loop had already said that?



But suddenly, Bornyo is gettin' interestin'... I'm picturing a grumpy old fart smashing his keyboard, griping, "I wish that hussy would shut-the-fuck-up out here and just IM to help with my perverted fantasies!! Lord knows I need the help!"

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#441768 - 08/12/09 10:09 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
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This thread is incomplete without a pair of these:




LMAO!
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#441769 - 08/13/09 06:24 AM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
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Tough guy! Did I 'mess with' Gigi? Or fiendgirl? Or 3Somebody? Where did you get the idea that Electro has been nice to me? Or that all niceties came free of charge?

You assume an awful lot for someone who's been lecturing everyone about all kinds of subjects lately.






Congratulations! You are to Electro what phlog was to Gigi.

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#441770 - 08/13/09 04:39 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
LouCypher Offline
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Quote:

This thread is incomplete without a pair of these:




LMAO!




The slap chop crew won't like that but I'll +1 it.
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#441771 - 08/13/09 04:51 PM Re: Electro banged Zenman to get unbanned. WTF?
freestylah Offline
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Congratulations! You are to Electro what phlog was to Gigi.




That's too much honour. I lack the photoshopping skills of Phlog.
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#441772 - 08/13/09 06:26 PM Re: Electro. WTF?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Quote:

This thread is incomplete without a pair of these:




LMAO!




The slap chop crew won't like that but I'll +1 it.



Well at least you're gonna love my nuts! Unlike my wife, heeeyyy, whoOoa!!



teh k1ng of One-Liners,

Larry <3


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