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#441415 - 08/09/09 03:59 PM
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 My penis gets evil and shares it's evil thoughts with me and will not rest unless I get the evil out... It whispers you should do this..  then SHOUTS YOU SHOULD DO THAT!!!  and will not stop until I get the evil out.. My penis has it's own mission statement and is not a team player if I wait too long to get the evil out  I am often shocked to find out about the resources it has at it's disposal and it's dogged recruiting efforts on it's own behalf... As long as there is one drop of evil remaining inside of it? It refuses to rest  My penis will rise often before I do to launch it's campaign... It is willing to go on plotting some dark scorched earth politics after I have fallen asleep... Why can't my penis just behave? Why can't it play nice? After I have choked it into submission or it has been successful in enlisting the aid of some young lady to carry out it's evil deeds, it is never long before that one eye is looking for trouble all over again
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#441417 - 08/10/09 12:39 AM
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#441419 - 08/10/09 11:23 AM
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thanks babe... and while your post sparked a surprising and animalistic NEED FOR SEED in me last night, it also sent me into a sort of self-analyzation and reflection. To refer to your other thread, when did most women become whores, it's almost like a chicken and the egg situation. Do women have whore-like tendencies or is it "implanted" in us with our first taste of evil, demon seed? Do all men bring out the whore in us? Or is it something that's already there inside, just waiting to surface? Is it wrong to fantasize about drinking evil cum just because of something written by this stranger I've never even met? And would it make me more evil than I already am??  What about my need to taste it every time? Whether it's a pop on my tits, face, or even in my pussy... I always sneak a taste (on camera or not). I must be in the minority.  Most whores are whores doing it only for the money but what about those of us who also have a genuine fascination with the male orgasm?   wow, sorry that was so long but I thank you for that, Bishop.
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#441420 - 08/10/09 01:17 PM
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Whoa Marley, hot stuff...makes me eager to read the stuff you write for that magazine.
Bishop, good thread bro. I've been asking myself these questions since I was like 13. Maybe you're not as worthless as I previously thought. Keep it up dude!
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#441422 - 08/10/09 04:45 PM
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#441423 - 08/10/09 05:13 PM
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Marley disappears for 2 days BUT as soon as Bishop posts about his Penile Deviltry she comes cruising into XPT at a high rate of speed. What's up with that? Inquiring minds want to know.
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#441426 - 08/10/09 07:20 PM
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thanks babe... and while your post sparked a surprising and animalistic NEED FOR SEED in me last night, it also sent me into a sort of self-analyzation and reflection.
To refer to your other thread, when did most women become whores, it's almost like a chicken and the egg situation. Do women have whore-like tendencies or is it "implanted" in us with our first taste of evil, demon seed? Do all men bring out the whore in us? Or is it something that's already there inside, just waiting to surface?
Is it wrong to fantasize about drinking evil cum just because of something written by this stranger I've never even met? And would it make me more evil than I already am?? 
What about my need to taste it every time? Whether it's a pop on my tits, face, or even in my pussy... I always sneak a taste (on camera or not).
I must be in the minority. Most whores are whores doing it only for the money but what about those of us who also have a genuine fascination with the male orgasm? 
wow, sorry that was so long but I thank you for that, Bishop.
i like when da dick is already down my throat and they cum, because once the cold air hits it,it's like trying to swallow cold oatmeal
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#441428 - 08/10/09 08:32 PM
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thanks babe... and while your post sparked a surprising and animalistic NEED FOR SEED in me last night, it also sent me into a sort of self-analyzation and reflection.
To refer to your other thread, when did most women become whores, it's almost like a chicken and the egg situation. Do women have whore-like tendencies or is it "implanted" in us with our first taste of evil, demon seed? Do all men bring out the whore in us? Or is it something that's already there inside, just waiting to surface?
Is it wrong to fantasize about drinking evil cum just because of something written by this stranger I've never even met? And would it make me more evil than I already am?? 
What about my need to taste it every time? Whether it's a pop on my tits, face, or even in my pussy... I always sneak a taste (on camera or not).
I must be in the minority. Most whores are whores doing it only for the money but what about those of us who also have a genuine fascination with the male orgasm? 
wow, sorry that was so long but I thank you for that, Bishop.
i like when da dick is already down my throat and they cum, because once the cold air hits it,it's like trying to swallow cold oatmeal
Hey Sam, what is happening?  You and Marley are trying to pop me in this thread aren't you????
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#441429 - 08/10/09 11:31 PM
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#441430 - 08/10/09 11:59 PM
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#441433 - 08/12/09 12:02 AM
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 Wow! So anyway Marley you asked if your need for seed is unusual... but, you asked a bunch of guys  I for one would like to believe that these sexual wants and needs all serve to help us procreate.. Just like how the media always shove this emaciated ideal of beauty down our throats when I figure at least 80% of men would perfer your full child bearing hips(adjust that figure +2% or -2% for guys that are confused. let's assume the other 20% are gay) I wil tell you one thing I have noticed about women and semen, THERE SEEMS TO BE NO MIDDLE GROUND ON SEMEN.. A chick will either embrace it accept it willingly almost as a display of affection..OR have no use for it at all and avoid it like the plague No in between..
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#441434 - 08/12/09 01:50 AM
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^^^ cum dodgers.  I have to admit I was wondering what the (few) xpt whores thought. Meh.
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#441435 - 08/12/09 02:37 AM
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This is what a German medieval tome 'Malleus Maleficarum' has to say about your problem Marley:
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With regard to the bewitchment of human beings by means of Incubus and Succubus devils, it is to be noted that this can happen in three ways. First, when women voluntarily prostitute themselves to Incubus devils. Secondly, when men have connexion with Succubus devils; yet it does not appear that men thus devilishly fornicate with the same full degree of culpability; for men, being by nature intellectually stronger than women, are more apt to
abhor such practises.
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He also maintains a woman who was often molested by an Incubus in her own bed, and asked a devout friend of hers to come and sleep with her. She did so, and was troubled all night with the utmost uneasiness and disquiet, and then the first woman was left in peace. William of Paris notes also that Incubus seem chiefly to molest women and girls with beautiful hair; either because they devote themselves too much to the care and adornment of their hair, or because they are boastfully vain about it...
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But it must also be remarked that sometimes persons only think they are molested by an Incubus when they are not so actually; and this is more apt to be the case with women than with men, for they are more timid and liable to imagine extraordinary things. In this connexion William of Paris is often quoted. He says: Many phantastical
apparitions occur to person suffering fro a melancholy disease, especially to women, as is shown by their dreams and visions. And the reason for this, as physicians know, is that women's souls are by nature far more easily and lightly impressionable than men's souls. And he adds: I know that I have seen a woman who thought that a devil copulated with her from inside, and said she was physically conscious of such incredible things. At time also women think they have been made pregnant by an Incubus, and their
bellies grow to an enormous size; but when the time of parturition comes, their swelling is relieved by no more than the expulsion of a great quantity of wind. For by taking ants' eggs in drink, or the seeds of spurge or of the black pine, an incredible amount of wind and
flatulence is generated in the human stomach. And it is very easy for the devil to cause these and even greater disorders in the stomach. This has been set down in order that too easy credence should not be given to women, but only to those whom experience has shown to be trustworthy, and to those who, by sleeping in their beds or near them, know for a fact that such things as we have spoken of are true.
So according to the ancient wisdom, your problem is caused by the fact that you "voluntarily prostitute" yourself or that you have beautiful hair. Another contributing factor is that you are a woman and therefore intellectually inferior to men which makes you less able to resist the "evil seed". It's also possible that you're just making it up as a result of drinking too much seeds of "the black pine", which will sooner or later result in your belly growing to "enormous size".
The easiest solution to your problem appears to be asking a "a devout friend of yours(like Croc from XPT) to come and sleep with you." According to the tome you can also try praying to Virgin Mary, becoming a nun or asking an inquisitor for advice, but these solutions apparently only work for virgins...
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#441437 - 08/12/09 10:02 PM
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i like when da dick is already down my throat and they cum, because once the cold air hits it,it's like trying to swallow cold oatmeal
visualizes a sunday morning, cartoons on in the background, the stench of last night's cigarettes in the air, the sound of spoons hitting the sides of bowls and mouths opening, only to pan out and see Sammura's two lovely children eating........... cold oatmeal
you started jerking off thinking about that right? because your a child rapist.
There is a HUGEEEEEEEEE difference between 'rape' and 'statutory rape', just because there is some law that attaches itself to a consensual age, was I right to take it to that level with Christina when she was 14? Probably not but in my mind its more a moral issue then a legal one, she was very mature for her age and easily more advanced both physically and mentally than you samuura.
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#441438 - 08/12/09 11:22 PM
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This is what a German medieval tome 'Malleus Maleficarum' has to say about your problem Marley:
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With regard to the bewitchment of human beings by means of Incubus and Succubus devils, it is to be noted that this can happen in three ways. First, when women voluntarily prostitute themselves to Incubus devils. Secondly, when men have connexion with Succubus devils; yet it does not appear that men thus devilishly fornicate with the same full degree of culpability; for men, being by nature intellectually stronger than women, are more apt to
abhor such practises.
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He also maintains a woman who was often molested by an Incubus in her own bed, and asked a devout friend of hers to come and sleep with her. She did so, and was troubled all night with the utmost uneasiness and disquiet, and then the first woman was left in peace. William of Paris notes also that Incubus seem chiefly to molest women and girls with beautiful hair; either because they devote themselves too much to the care and adornment of their hair, or because they are boastfully vain about it...
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But it must also be remarked that sometimes persons only think they are molested by an Incubus when they are not so actually; and this is more apt to be the case with women than with men, for they are more timid and liable to imagine extraordinary things. In this connexion William of Paris is often quoted. He says: Many phantastical
apparitions occur to person suffering fro a melancholy disease, especially to women, as is shown by their dreams and visions. And the reason for this, as physicians know, is that women's souls are by nature far more easily and lightly impressionable than men's souls. And he adds: I know that I have seen a woman who thought that a devil copulated with her from inside, and said she was physically conscious of such incredible things. At time also women think they have been made pregnant by an Incubus, and their
bellies grow to an enormous size; but when the time of parturition comes, their swelling is relieved by no more than the expulsion of a great quantity of wind. For by taking ants' eggs in drink, or the seeds of spurge or of the black pine, an incredible amount of wind and
flatulence is generated in the human stomach. And it is very easy for the devil to cause these and even greater disorders in the stomach. This has been set down in order that too easy credence should not be given to women, but only to those whom experience has shown to be trustworthy, and to those who, by sleeping in their beds or near them, know for a fact that such things as we have spoken of are true.
So according to the ancient wisdom, your problem is caused by the fact that you "voluntarily prostitute" yourself or that you have beautiful hair. Another contributing factor is that you are a woman and therefore intellectually inferior to men which makes you less able to resist the "evil seed". It's also possible that you're just making it up as a result of drinking too much seeds of "the black pine", which will sooner or later result in your belly growing to "enormous size".
The easiest solution to your problem appears to be asking a "a devout friend of yours(like Croc from XPT) to come and sleep with you." According to the tome you can also try praying to Virgin Mary, becoming a nun or asking an inquisitor for advice, but these solutions apparently only work for virgins...
lmao, how did I miss this? Thanks croc. It could be a combination of things
I always enjoy this stuff, like when we talked about sexual capitalism, or whatever it was we talked about that one day
Edited by MarleyMason (08/13/09 12:09 AM)
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#441442 - 08/13/09 10:13 AM
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#441443 - 08/13/09 11:52 AM
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hey, "sillybutt" you are quite disillusioned. The world, and XPT, do not revolve around you. When I mentioned "hypothetical females" I was referring to the ones he mentioned NOT being mean to here
*blah, blah, blah, blah, blubbber, blah blah blah.*
Gigi is NOT a hypothetical female you fucking worthless cunt. Neither is Fiendgirl. Now, you respect Gigi, if you don't want the others to give you trouble. That said, I'm starting to guess you have something against "mommies" in general. Let me guess you can't have kids of your own because you have fake cancer?
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