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My penis gets evil and shares it's evil thoughts with me and will not rest unless I get the evil out...
It whispers you should do this.. then SHOUTS YOU SHOULD DO THAT!!! and will not stop until I get the evil out..
My penis has it's own mission statement and is not a team player if I wait too long to get the evil out
I am often shocked to find out about the resources it has at it's disposal and it's dogged recruiting efforts on it's own behalf... As long as there is one drop of evil remaining inside of it? It refuses to rest
My penis will rise often before I do to launch it's campaign... It is willing to go on plotting some dark scorched earth politics after I have fallen asleep...
Why can't my penis just behave? Why can't it play nice?
After I have choked it into submission or it has been successful in enlisting the aid of some young lady to carry out it's evil deeds, it is never long before that one eye is looking for trouble all over again







hey bishop, how's it going?
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