The recession is now real to me. One of my favorite porn stars (and I do mean “star,” not just someone who has had sex on camera),DANA DEARMOND, is apparantly working as a dishwasher to make ends meet.

I found these pics at www.spermcocktail.com and it just made all the doom-and-gloom unemployment figures on the news suddenly very real.

People, if we can’t keep our top sluts doing what they love to do, then I say we give up and get the hell out of Uzbekistan and give it back to Borat. I’m sorry. That’s just how I feel.

It looks like the recession is affecting everyone...

Houston Chronicle

Watched it last week, one of your best scenes in quite some time...keep it up.

Glad you enjoyed it. I am a big fan of Dana's. I love her in every scene I've watched, especially Mike John's work. Great stuff.

I'm diggin her too. Her latest look is workin for me.

I'll have to check this out.

Dishwashers often rise in the ranks in the kitchen, becoming sous chefs/line cooks/grill masters/pasta boilers...

...then eventually, head chef (Les Halles, Manhattan).

In 99% of these success stories, they are Mexican and 50% "illegal."

If the "staff" in your favorite restaurant were allowed to cook "whatever", we would all be eating bowls of pozole, tacos wrapped around indeterminate offal (cabeza, lengua, etc.) and we would be much happier as a country...

Gunker/Sanders in 2012.

I honestly believe that Dana enjoys being a dishwasher. I really do.

"Indeterminate Offal" shall be the next line of Brandon Irons' movies...

What's wrong with calling a plate a plate....as in PLATE DATES....followed by PLATE GLASS DATES Vol. 2 (only glass scenes).

Dish Bitches Vol. 3: Busting Iron Suds

An enema-themed volume 4. Women shooting enemas against the glass. ASS, GLASS, OR GAS: NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE.

Kitchen Sex , the movie
Kitchen Sex 2 , Suds In Your Eye
Kitchen Sex 3 , Suds In YO Eye (IR edition)
Kitchen Sex 4 , Dinner Is Served
Kitichen Sex 5 , Yo Dinna Is Served (black female star edition)
Kitchen Sex 6 , Bitch , Fix Me A Hot Plate !!! (IR edition)
Kitchen Sex 7 , Bun In The Oven (pregnant edition)
Kitchen Sex 8 , Wipe Me Clean (hand job edition)
Kitchen Sex 9 , Mr. Clean (Christianxxx edition)
Kitchen Sex 10 , Before Microwaves (milf edition)
Kitchen Sex 11 , Get Your Feet Off The Table !!! (barefoot edtion)

Brianna Love now works at Star Bucks. I'm not even joking. She was a good PW who got knocked up by a real looser suitcase pimp by the name of Thomas Hope, that guy is a Douche Bag.

If Brianna Love actually works there, she'll be recognized one day and asked for extra cream. Definitely.

Dana deserves her own line. She's a dirty dirty girl that could probably get other girls to be dirty too a la Belladonna.