The recession is now real to me. One of my favorite porn stars (and I do mean “star,” not just someone who has had sex on camera),DANA DEARMOND, is apparantly working as a dishwasher to make ends meet.

I found these pics at www.spermcocktail.com and it just made all the doom-and-gloom unemployment figures on the news suddenly very real.

People, if we can’t keep our top sluts doing what they love to do, then I say we give up and get the hell out of Uzbekistan and give it back to Borat. I’m sorry. That’s just how I feel.