Seymore simply had the best contract girls ever. A guy (rather than a company) might get lucky with a Shane, and really lucky to get a Taylor Hayes after losing a Shane, but to get Aleisha Klass after that is a sign he's sold the souls of his children to the Goatlord Satan.

Mari Posa isn't bad, but his stuff is basically repetitive. Like jrv said, it's been years since he's done anything rent-worthy, much less stroke-worthy.