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#441211 - 08/07/09 08:02 PM Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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Edited by Milli Vanilli (08/07/09 08:07 PM)

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#441212 - 08/07/09 08:04 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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that explains the way he talked
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#441213 - 08/07/09 08:09 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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What an elegal death report. Looks just like a menu from some fancy restaurant.

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#441214 - 08/07/09 08:13 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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Apparently he was also on painkillers, but the autopsy doc did not think they were a contributing element to the ultimate "croakification" of Billie.


I just decided to amend my last will & Testament to have MY AUTOPSY posted here at XPT.
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#441215 - 08/07/09 08:22 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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Apparently he was also on painkillers, but the autopsy doc did not think they were a contributing element to the ultimate "croakification" of Billie.


I just decided to amend my last will & Testament to have MY AUTOPSY posted here at XPT.




Let me guess, bad case of syphilis, made worse by valium in his stomach, and sinuses coated with oxycontin. Was also found with 2 Lee Press on Nails in his colon, which were returned to the colored hooker that called 911. Last words reported to be, "If your fingers don't put me over the top on round 3, your gonna eat my crippled ass or leave here as broke as you showed up."
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#441216 - 08/07/09 08:33 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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What an elegal death report. Looks just like a menu from some fancy restaurant.




How would you know what a menu in a fancy restaurant looks like?
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#441217 - 08/07/09 08:37 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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^^^ I dont touch Valium, or colored hookers...and while Syphilis generally IS the STD of choice for true blue Geniuses like myself (think OScar WIlde, Marquis De Sade, Al Capone, et al), I have never had ANY STD...and only Hillbillies from West Virginia SNORT Oxycontin.
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#441218 - 08/07/09 08:50 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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Hmmmm, no denial of the whore possibly being 2 knuckles deep I see.......

All your whore stories man, you ever been rolled by a hooker. And I don't mean from the casino up to the room. I'd figure a drugged up dude in a wheel chair would have the shadiest whores salivating about how easy it would be to rip you off.
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#441219 - 08/07/09 08:55 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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What an elegal death report. Looks just like a menu from some fancy restaurant.




How would you know what a menu in a fancy restaurant looks like?



...fuck you

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#441220 - 08/07/09 09:12 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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Kind of a sneak peak when Sean Hannity disappears for a week or so and winds up in a rolled-up carpet in the Hudson.

The pharmacology report will take some time, but it will be AMAZING!!!

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#441221 - 08/07/09 09:46 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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meh


Edited by TonyMalice (08/11/09 09:21 AM)
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#441222 - 08/07/09 09:46 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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What an elegal death report. Looks just like a menu from some fancy restaurant.




How would you know what a menu in a fancy restaurant looks like?




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#441223 - 08/07/09 10:10 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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What an elegal death report. Looks just like a menu from some fancy restaurant.




How would you know what a menu in a fancy restaurant looks like?









I think this is the fancy menu he was talking about


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#441224 - 08/08/09 08:02 AM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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How many times do you think The Pitchmen sat around and did blow with the ShamWow guy?




Everytime they needed a break from beating hookers.
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#441225 - 08/08/09 11:59 AM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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elegal




'nuff said.

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#441226 - 08/08/09 02:15 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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OxiClean Tackles Household Stains....

Oxycodone...............

http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/07/billys-wife-angry-over-speculative-report/#


Billy Mays' widow is "extremely disappointed" with the Hillsborough County medical examiner's office -- accusing them of sending out a "speculative" report that's damaging her husband's image.

Moments ago, Deborah Mays released the following statement:

"We are extremely disappointed by the press release released by the Hillsborough County medical examiner's office. We believe it contains speculative conclusions that are frankly unnecessary and tend to obscure the conclusion that Billy suffered from chronic, untreated hypertension, which only demonstrates how important it is to regularly monitor one's health.

Given the hectic nature and pace of Billy's life, especially during the past 10 months of his exhaustive travel across the country, it was not surprising to hear that hypertension was the cause of his death. We were totally unaware of any non prescription drug usage and are actively considering an independent evaluation of the autopsy results."


"As those who were close to Billy knew, he had been in chronic pain for more than two years and was about to have his third hip surgery in 18 months. His use of prescription pain medication for his hip condition was guided by his physician and was at recommended usage levels. This has been a very difficult period for our family and we appreciate the respect for our privacy that Billy's many clients, fans and members of the media have extended. We appreciate your continued thoughts and prayers for the family and will not have any immediate comment beyond this statement."

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#441227 - 08/08/09 05:46 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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So are they selling copies of the report for $9.99?
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#441228 - 08/08/09 06:28 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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So are they selling copies of the report for $9.99?




But if you call right now they will throw in Michael Jackson and Chico Wang's as a bonus for free.
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#441229 - 08/08/09 06:33 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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Just pay separate processing and shipping.
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#441230 - 08/08/09 07:21 PM Re: Billy Mays autopsy...Cocaine in his system
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As I remember reading he didn't actually have cocaine in his system, he had whatever trace chemicals are left over after his body had broken down the cocaine. Meaning he hadn't done any in the time right before his death, FWIW.
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