Mr. Malice? Do you also polish his cock every night to be throwing him or anyone else here that formality?

[servant]
"Thank you Mr. Steward for making me a moderator because it's been the crowing moment of nothineness in my pathetic life. I'll make you prowd sir! Next time I call into Howard Stern, I'll make sure to think beyond a paper bag and mention the full name of this forum instead of the obscure initials XPT."
[/servant]

And when do porners sleep at normal hours?

How irresponsible can it be if it's true?

Now I'm sorry about your bloody hemorrhoids and how painful they can be. No wonder you're such a fucking cunt. Pssst. Next time you're with your partner, tell him to use more lube so he won't inflame them even further.

K, see ya, thankz.