ugh Bridgeport?? Please tell me, then, you are second generation Russian or Eastern European? nvm
I'll suck it up and venture down there, I will just have to have the bulletproofing on the Burg Handivans updated.
I've been to Scruples a couple times, (maybe more

) Decent
Neverbeen to Rubys II though, I heard it was 90% Brazillian girls...I doubt they all look like Giselle, and I would be afraid of finding a weiner in my martini.
Mystique is an interesting Bridgeport club, chock full of gorgeous Russian "Natashas" ... but be careful or you will end up married with a massive Vodka hangover if you dont keep a strong watch on yourself.
And I forget the name of the Bridgeport club that is essentially the Hell's Angels Northeastern headquarters....I'll trust (and hope) you dont work there.
So, ummmm, little 18 year old enthusiastic stripper girl....ever been up to the Amherst, MA area??? UMASS (aka "the zoo")?