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#441119 - 08/07/09 09:40 AM Woman getting married to fairground ride
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Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”



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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#441120 - 08/07/09 10:26 AM Re: Woman getting married to fairground ride
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So... this is what you guys call the "american exceptionalism" ? ok.

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#441121 - 08/07/09 01:22 PM Re: Woman getting married to fairground ride
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Hope she doesn't cheat on him with the Tilt-a-Whirl.
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#441122 - 08/07/09 01:23 PM Re: Woman getting married to fairground ride
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Fuck, she's hideous looking. No wonder she's in love with an inanimate object. She's so hideous how does she know the coaster wants to marry her?
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#441123 - 08/07/09 02:18 PM Re: Woman getting married to fairground ride
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#441124 - 08/07/09 02:22 PM Re: Woman getting married to fairground ride
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It's man bear pig.

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#441125 - 08/07/09 02:30 PM Re: Woman getting married to fairground ride
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At 7:38, does that mean she just got a facial? WTF!!!!!1!!!
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#441126 - 08/07/09 02:53 PM Re: Woman getting married to fairground ride
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At 7:38, does that mean she just got a facial? WTF!!!!!1!!!



Did she rubbed the rust from the girder all-over her face?

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#441127 - 08/07/09 03:43 PM Re: Woman getting married to fairground ride
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She looks like A.C. Cream after a sex change.
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#441128 - 08/08/09 01:19 AM Re: Woman getting married to fairground ride
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She looks like A.C. Cream after a sex change.





And THIS is why I don't click on 90% of the links here.

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