All rite you fucking fucks. I must have been trippin on goofballs. The Scorpio press release should say Legend scouts found Scorpio at the XGames in Los Angeles last year. My bad. Personally, I'm more into Xtreme Stamp Collecting myself

But, yes, Scorpio is shooting for Legend. He's an 18yo kid with a professional sports career. He's been banging teen groupies since the day he slide down his first hand rail. Yet, managing his career has given him enuff business sense throughout the years to know not to blow his advance snorting crack with Fayner at the Rainbow. Not that there's anything wrong with that

So, anyone concerned can relax. The kid knows what he's doing. If you've been to an Island's restaurant, you've probably seen the street skateboarding videos Scorpio shot for various production companies. Now, if we could only get McDonalds to do a Scorpio Happy Meal