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stop kissing ugly steph's ass sir plum! your breath
smells like her disgusting tampons!




I don't quite follow the logic in this sentence. You seem to be labouring under the false impression that women stick tampons up their ass which I must inform you is not the case.
Tampons are used to stem the flow of blood during the menstrual cycle therefore the smell of one of Stephs 'disgusting tampons' will likely be wholly different to the smell of my tongue once extricated from her anus.

I really have no problem reading your pointless (not to mention baseless) rant but you could at least attempt to make your insults slightly more logical in future.

SNP.