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#440889 - 08/06/09 02:51 AM
Porn is Dead.
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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I took close to two months as a break from XXXPornTalk. I was hoping I could get interested in the business again...but nothing's changed. Nothing's fun anymore. The business seems to be dominated by the most boring attention whores in the world (just look at lukeisback.com and see the same names coming up). I think I might be done with porn. It feels kinda sad really. 
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"I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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#440891 - 08/06/09 05:39 AM
Re: Porn is Dead.
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
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Loc: Sun Diego
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No, I still masturbate regularly. I bought a VideoBox subscription a few weeks ago and anything that interests me was recorded years ago. And don't worry, the second my "micro-penis" gets to work again, porn will be fun again as my shit will for surely be featured on every major television network. 
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"I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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#440894 - 08/06/09 05:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight.
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#440895 - 08/06/09 06:02 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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And don't worry, the second my "micro-penis" gets to work again, porn will be fun again as my shit will for surely be featured on every major television network.
What? It's tiny and it doesn't work? You just can't catch a break, Hedwig.
Not to brag or anything, especially since the haters are out on the professional work issue, but I've got a massive tool. Not porno massive, or anything like that, just regular-guy massive. And it works, at least until the first gram has been insufflated. Now that I'm ensconced in alien lands where I can't lay hands on coke, the Admiral's staff is standing proud. Look out, Shanghai!
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#440898 - 08/06/09 03:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I know we were all waiting for your announcement on whether you deemed porn to be alive or dead like a roman emperor, and now we have the final word that it is indeed dead I was wondering if it still would be okay to jerk off to the corpse that is the sex industry, like theres no moral objection to it, is this okay stevie? Look you don't have to rush to judgement on this, I say take another two months to think about it before handing down the ruling, we will jerk in the meantime.
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#440899 - 08/06/09 07:29 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
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I know we were all waiting for your announcement on whether you deemed porn to be alive or dead like a roman emperor, ...
Nope its been little Stevie's elaborate ploy all along to Fuck Gia.
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#440900 - 08/06/09 08:09 PM
Re: Porn is Dead.
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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I checked on XBiz (Sorry Gia, but AVN lost its charm months ago with its upteenth redesign) and LukeisBack and it is engulfed by the following losers:
-Jeff Mullen/Will Ryder
-Storm Daniels
-Porno Dan
-Joanne Coachapero/Free Speech Coalition
-Jeremy Steal
-3-D Porn
-Fake Doctor Sharon Mitchell/AIM
-Steve Nelson/AINews
Who cares about any of these people? Elegant Angel, JJ, DP are the biggest gonzo companies out there.
Kristina Rose, Gianna, Sunny Lane, Bobbi Star, Asa Akira, Rachel Starr, Alexis Texas are performing regularly. Avy fucking Scott and Mia Rose have returned. Mason, William H, Jake Malone, Kimberly Kane, Jim Powers and co. are all making good-to-decent porn.
More good looking women are working in porn and more good gonzo porn is being made now more than ever. Feature porn continues to slowly die, both a bad and good thing. Same as it ever was...
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#440902 - 08/08/09 04:07 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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I know we were all waiting for your announcement on whether you deemed porn to be alive or dead like a roman emperor, and now we have the final word that it is indeed dead I was wondering if it still would be okay to jerk off to the corpse that is the sex industry, like theres no moral objection to it, is this okay stevie? Look you don't have to rush to judgement on this, I say take another two months to think about it before handing down the ruling, we will jerk in the meantime
Hey, I'm still jerking off (probably more so than any point in the last year) but I seriously think porn hit a point around 2007 where technology leveled off and the business hit its saturation point. And two years ago all those douchebags mentioned either didn't exist or never received much attention.
I wish the search feature worked better here "Rear Admiral," but less than 200 posts and its the second time you call my dick small followed by how big yours is. You don't need that caveat you know.
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Aaaaaaaaaand Gia for the new sig and the win!
Who gives a fuck what you think Stevie Why? Is this some kind of announcement that we should be in awe of?
You fucking tool, porn's been kinda dead for a while now. You should look in to bareback gay 'escorting' in Brazil, I hear that oays in ways that can benefit us all (HIV?)
Those 'losers' you list may in fact be losers, but compared to you they win like the '86' Giants, bitch.
Go back to the studio apartment over a methspot that you've been hiding in.
WTF is an "oays" anyways? And I've got a bitchin' ONE BEDROOM PAD. It mixes the finest Legos, Actions Figures and Japanese Woodblock prints around. Once I get this damn light on my fishtank fixed I'll be sure to take pics for everyone to judge.
And sorry Gia: I used to think of you in a kinky Christina Ricci/Wednesday Adams kind of way, but ever since Orphan came out I can't get that image of the creepy East European prostitute out of my head when I think of you.
That doesn't mean I wouldn't still fuck you.
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#440903 - 08/08/09 10:34 AM
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Anonymous
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Nothing's fun anymore.
Cold as a razor blade
Tight as a tourniquet,
Dry as a funeral drum???
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight.
Who the fuck needs One Liner Larry?
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#440905 - 08/08/09 11:08 AM
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Anonymous
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Those who can't teach, eh, elab? How's Fell's Point?
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#440907 - 08/10/09 01:45 AM
Re: Porn is Dead.
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Hey so is my marriage but I still wake up next to the old bag of bones every morning, hey we keep going on because what else are we going to do.
one liner Larry...I've notice that you are doing the Hey...Hey..Hey..thing like Seinfeld.
One liners are more like this..
Larry do you believe in the Here After?
Well Here after do better jokes..
Key Drums
Or How about ...
Porn's Dead? You want to talk about being dead
Just take a look at my Penis when my wife takes off her cloths...
Speaking of Flaccid dead Penis...
Any body seen Ryan Knox Lately...
Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (08/10/09 01:59 AM)
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#440908 - 08/10/09 02:18 AM
Re: Porn is Dead.
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Hey, I'm still jerking off (probably more so than any point in the last year)
Wow who would have figured...You Jerking off.... I mean you're such an Alpha...But them bitchez can't hang with the Alpha....
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I wish the search feature worked better here "Rear Admiral," but less than 200 posts and its the second time you call my dick small followed by how big yours is. You don't need that caveat you know.
Oh God.. Please don't post another picture of you playing with your ginger cack again...
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#440909 - 08/10/09 04:32 PM
Re: Porn is Dead.
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well according to LIB.....internext was quite the turnout  Quote:
August 8, 2009, 8:46 PM
Internext-Overall- Disappointing- Lots of Pics
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