I worked in an antique shop for a while. One time we got in a cast iron "Ethiopian". It was basically a cast of black guy in a tattered gown. Looked like a slave. Everytime I had to move the heavy thing, I started singing out loud. "I...Am....Iron Coon." Then my co workers and I would take turns making up lines to the song.

<<<<<OZZY RULES!!!!!!!>>>>>

I think my old boss wound up getting about $1800 for the thing. Surprise me.
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"Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos