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#44073 - 08/06/04 12:41 PM Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
TonyMalice Offline
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#44074 - 08/07/04 02:49 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
Pussy Power Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 476
Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...
Quote:

[19:53] [Max_Hardcore] Leanni Le's piss is like the nectar of the gods.





You mean you drink it?

Quote:

[19:54] [Max_Hardcore] I would never do a tranny. Would you, you fucking fagot!





No, but he likes to dress women up as kids and play-act he's raping them.

And he thinks sex with a tranny is bad.

Max, dear boy, you need treatment.

LB.
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#44075 - 08/07/04 03:33 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Quote:

[19:53] [Max_Hardcore] Leanni Le's piss is like the nectar of the gods.





You mean he drinks it?




He means he drinks it.

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#44076 - 08/07/04 03:38 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
BTW, where´s the link to the Lain video Max wanted us to see? I can´t find the fucker on my HD.

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#44077 - 08/07/04 04:08 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
Pussy Power Offline
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 476
Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...
Which horror movie is that pic from, Smartt? I vaguely recall it somewhere...?

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#44078 - 08/07/04 04:38 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
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Registered: 08/07/04
Posts: 169
Quote:

Quote:

[19:53] [Max_Hardcore] Leanni Le's piss is like the nectar of the gods.





You mean you drink it?










Yummy!


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#44079 - 08/07/04 04:43 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
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Registered: 08/07/04
Posts: 169
Mmmmm, salty!


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#44080 - 08/07/04 05:15 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
Pussy Power Offline
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 476
Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...
I wonder if Max has ever tasted a nice cool beer.

He needs to get out more!

LB.
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#44081 - 08/07/04 05:21 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
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Max is da man!


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#44082 - 08/07/04 05:23 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Which horror movie is that pic from, Smartt? I vaguely recall it somewhere...?

LB.




It´s not from an horror movie. It´s from a Dr. Who episode.

Now WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LAIN/MAX MOVIE?

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#44083 - 08/07/04 05:41 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
Pussy Power Offline
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 476
Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...
I thought I saw it before. Is if from Terror of the Cybermen.

LB.
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#44084 - 08/07/04 05:46 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Okay, now WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LAIN/MAX MOVIE CLIP?

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#44085 - 08/07/04 05:49 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
Pussy Power Offline
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 476
Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...
I am sorry, I am not Lain's manager.

So I cannot help. I would - if I could - butt Eye can knot.

Sorry.

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#44086 - 08/07/04 06:53 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
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Reading through the transcript, looks like a train wreck. Also, Max's answers are pretty short & lame. Here's one
with some "substance".

[Max_Hardcore] I thought there was going to be some competition here. I running laps around you guys. Is there no one here who wants to trade paint?

I'm like, what the hell is he talking about? trade paint? running laps around who, as you've missed half the questions people have asked.
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#44087 - 08/07/04 06:58 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
Pussy Power Offline
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 476
Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...
Quote:

Max's answers are pretty short & lame.




That's not surprising. After all, for a man who says "oh yeah" 3,000 times in every movie, it doesn't appear as if he has ever looked at a dictionary in his life.

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#44088 - 08/07/04 06:59 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
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Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
[Max_Hardcore] I just hold up a mirror to society with the young girls stuff. It's ugly, but it's still real, and it's there. You may not want to see it but that doesn;'t mean it's not happening.

Maybe he uses a fun house mirror - look at the costumes & makeup.

[Max_Hardcore] I thought this was going to be some sort of competition. It turns out it's just like bumper cars with people going all over the place.

I don't know about the competition but bumper cars seems accurate.
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#44089 - 08/07/04 07:00 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading plea
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Khan Tusion was much more engaging.
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#44090 - 08/07/04 07:03 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
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Registered: 08/07/04
Posts: 169
Quote:

Reading through the transcript, looks like a train wreck. Also, Max's answers are pretty short & lame. Here's one
with some "substance".

[Max_Hardcore] I thought there was going to be some competition here. I running laps around you guys. Is there no one here who wants to trade paint?

I'm like, what the hell is he talking about? trade paint? running laps around who, as you've missed half the questions people have asked.






He was probably fuckin' hammered. Max has been known to enjoy his wobbly pops.

I can't believe I missed that shit by one day.

I would've loved to ask him about that stuff with Leena McQueen (Felicity) where the camera crew (shooting some documentary) barged in and took her away because they thought she was being raped.

Or about that shit with Olivia in Maxed Out 20 where she claimed that Max raped her. He even had to pull the tape from the shelves.

The shit about Gay Ashley was pretty funny though.


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#44091 - 08/07/04 07:09 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading pleasure
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Guess I didn't miss much.

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#44092 - 08/07/04 07:11 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading plea
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Oh Big Daddy, you insult us here but you admit how funny we are over there. That's cool. As long as people are posting.
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#44093 - 08/07/04 07:14 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading plea
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Quote:

Oh Big Daddy, you insult us here but you admit how funny we are over there. That's cool. As long as people are posting.




Oops, you just said we were entertaining on another post. Spoke too soon.
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#44094 - 08/07/04 08:59 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading plea
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
But maybe he insults them over there too thusly evening out the score
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#44095 - 08/07/04 10:38 AM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading plea
Pussy Power Offline
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 476
Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...
Max is very loose with words.

LB.
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#44096 - 08/07/04 12:17 PM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading plea
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Okay, now WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LAIN/MAX MOVIE CLIP?



http://www.maxhardcore.com/promo/lains_special_story.wmv
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#44097 - 08/07/04 01:19 PM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading plea
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
well at least he loves me

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#44098 - 08/07/04 01:22 PM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading plea
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I love ya baby
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#44099 - 08/07/04 01:24 PM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading plea
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
thank you!

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#44100 - 08/07/04 09:45 PM Re: Max Hardcore transcript, for your reading plea
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Quote:

Okay, now WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LAIN/MAX MOVIE CLIP?



http://www.maxhardcore.com/promo/lains_special_story.wmv




Wha...

Ah, gimme a fuckin´ break! Can´t you see that´s all STAGED?

That´s all an elaborate punk´d prank by Max AND Lain to attract some attention to this series.

And Lain got $ 15,000 to be part of that farce!

I´m ready for my medication, Dr. Brown.

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