The crazed gunman will be with us forever -- there are too many guns around, and no way to stop the crazies from getting ahold of one. That's why I support women learning to shoot. Smith & Wesson is the great equalizer -- a five-foot tall woman with a gun, who knows where to put the bullet, can survive an encounter with a six-foot-five ninja.

As for whether XPT is full of potential gunmen who are ready to explode in a killing frenzy because they can't wet their willies, I doubt it. Yes, there are a number of folks exposing their secret depravities (like me), and a disturbing clutch of flaming racists, but I'd guess that even Alex Panzer is a pretty normal fellow.

That dude Sodini worked at a big law firm -- K&L Gates -- kept fit, was essentially good-looking, and bought his shirts at Brooks Brothers. His personality must have been some kind of creepy, that's all I have to say. Big law firms are chock full of sweet-ass pussy, what with all the young women starting their careers there. He couldn't fuck one of those little whores in 10 years at K&L Gates? Weak sauce.

I've stuck it to four secretaries and two associates over the years, myself. Office Christmas party, yay.