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#440565 - 08/04/09 11:15 PM
Monkey's Random Shit
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Porn Jesus
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I found myself watching a scene at hotmovies where monstar's girlfriend was fucking a negro. is it wrong that I was turned on by this fact, I mean should monstar ever enter any frame of thought while jerking off, even if it is a 2 degrees of kevin bacon type deal? I was tempted to link it to L G which would add even more to it but I figured that would be weird. Shocking news, new DP contract star morgan dayne is knocked up, I have no idea who this is, but its a big deal according to those in the know   If sammura was in the right place at the right time, how different it could've been A lot of people have issues with the gay/transexual scenes Christian does, but does it bother anyone else the sense of entitlement he has. I mean he believes he should be in every scene yet his performance/look doesnt really warrant it. To be honest its amazing he works as much as he does just based on those factors alone. He isn't distractingly bad but he probably isn't in the top 20 meat sticks working right now. Anyone remember Luke Ford? Erik Everhard, the problem with porn, not only the loud Ohh gods over and over buttttttttt Posted by Dust of Lethal Hardcore – Chucky Sleaze at 12:16pm Agents, don’t book your girls w/ Eric Everhard It Happened again, Everhard made another chick loose weeks of work. I had Cassandra Calogera booked for a boxcover scene on Sat, but she ended up breaking her pussy the day before because Eric Everhard fucks these chicks like a robot who can only fuck full speed. Several girls have gone to the hospital. We tried to re-schedule the scene but she is now leaving the business Posted by Dust of Lethal Hardcore – Chucky Sleaze at 6:06pm Erik Everhard destroys girls I don’t know the guy, and have never shot him, but I do know of him. Almost every time I have to cancel a scene because a girl is too sore it is because she worked with him. Today was one of those days. I had Eden Adams on set, and she was in very serious pain! I just want agents out there to know that if you are sending a girl to work with him, especially a new girl, expect her to be out of work for a week or two. Ahh theres Morgan Dayne, she looks like a less retarded version of shy love, she will be missed James Deen= Diva Gia has done three scenes with that guy from intervention Eva moves one step closer to Shelly and Monstar moves one step further away from paying his rent from eva's blog Quote:
So in conclusion, I have decided that I am going to do a little research project. I am going to document my different experiences when relearning the different aspects of religions. Some where in there I will hopefully discover where I feel I best fit in this equation now that I am an adult and have experienced enough in life to know what I already believe in and so on and so on. I am on a quest to find my faith. This might be a very inexpensive version of therapy.
I guess you get a little more introspective when you come home from taking donny long and shane diesel sperm to the grill and you kiss your daughter goodnight with the same mouth.
I noticed Eric posts less and less after reaching a truce with Bree at AVN, maybe it was part of their agreement, he gets to keep stalking her in private if he promises to post less about it in public. We called the office of Eric seeking a comment and our call to this point hasn't been returned.
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#440566 - 08/04/09 11:34 PM
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Hey Pop, how is it going?  Dust rocks! He is on of the easiest directors I ever worked for and a cool dude outside of work. I hope he and Stoney are well, I miss going up to Topanga to hang out. I think you are wrong about Christian unless things have changed since I left the left. I remember standing next to him as a performer and lensing him when I started to shoot... YOU KNOW as well as I do that a guy who is prepared to work and takes your direction on set in a timely fashion is worth his weight in gold... Tyler Knight and Christian and Steve Holmes and Brandon and Surewood and Juan Cuba are the kind of guys you can count on and isn't that what male talent is all about? I remember the day I met James Dean at the Capt and Toneil house... such a sweet humble kid... Where is your intel from....  Next thing you know you will be saying Sean Michaels is abusive or Joey Silvera is a bad director... or Mark Davis is preoccupied with trannies... um maybe THAT wasn't the best example, BUT where are you getting this shit?
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#440567 - 08/05/09 12:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Hey son, whats crackin?
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I remember standing next to him as a performer and lensing him when I started to shoot... YOU KNOW as well as I do that a guy who is prepared to work and takes your direction on set in a timely fashion is worth his weight in gold... Tyler Knight and Christian and Steve Holmes and Brandon and Surewood and Juan Cuba are the kind of guys you can count on and isn't that what male talent is all about?
He shows up to the shoots on time, doesnt flake, only occasionally fails to get the blood flowing down stairs all good things, but he doesnt bring the heat, there isnt a chemistry between himself and most of the girls he works with. Look A C Green was reliable but no one is mistaking him for Karl Malone, except maybe the 1990 nba coaches responsible for all star bench selections. Hes a Tim Wakefield who thinks hes Josh Beckett.
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I remember the day I met James Dean at the Capt and Toneil house... such a sweet humble kid...
Where is your intel from....
So was marky mark for the first 30 minutes of boggie nights but we all know what happened in the final 30. I can't reveal my source/s, that would be unethical 
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or Mark Davis is preoccupied with trannies... um maybe THAT wasn't the best example, BUT where are you getting this shit?
Ohhhhhhhh snap, thats news to me, I remember him saying his perfect woman is someone who is willing to test her sexual boundaries and limitations with him, I guess thats just a way of jazzing up I want dick, now, now, now.
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#440568 - 08/05/09 05:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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Eva moves one step closer to Shelly and Monstar moves one step further away from paying his rent
primate please. that ship sailed awhile ago. 'sides credit me enough to know better than to rely solely on adult entertainment stars to make loot.
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#440569 - 08/05/09 08:02 AM
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Eva moves one step closer to Shelly and Monstar moves one step further away from paying his rent
primate please. that ship sailed awhile ago. 'sides credit me enough to know better than to rely solely on adult entertainment stars to make loot.
If you are G'd up as you present yourself to be I'd hope that a real G cryp or blood who knows you would just pimp slap your ass on general principle alone. If anything Monkey's accusation proves you're lurking around here like the good little bitch that you are. Maybe it is cause one of your Boyfriends is getting Roasted over his forced outing as a the real fagot he is in the Meltdown thread.
I hope either your female chickenhead or your male one brings you the virus that has no cure and you spend the rest of your miserable existence selling off your comic book, doll, and the rest of your thirty year old adolescent collection for medicine.
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#440572 - 08/05/09 08:52 AM
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#440574 - 08/05/09 09:01 AM
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wow. you check out my myspace. nice. one question: is that before, after or during you morning googling of cocks?
Whats your point I'm not making claims of being straight or gay. You're the one defending your manliness. Ok I'm gay. I'm straight. I'm both. Defend yourself queer..defend yourself queer.
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#440577 - 08/05/09 10:06 AM
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Registered: 05/18/09
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I remember the day I met James Dean at the Capt and Toneil house... such a sweet humble kid...
Where is your intel from....
Not really sure who posted this but they are not telling us the truth.And I dont know how to postthe original . I happen to own the home that you are talking about in Calabasas. I got the home from the C & T estate.I never had any porn people there.
If you were there, tell me how many horse barns there are on the property? and who is the next door neighbor? and what kind of fruit trees I have on the property?
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#440578 - 08/05/09 10:21 AM
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Registered: 03/28/04
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It's always fun when Redman comes here to smack a bitch. 
the best part: all his song and dance fantasies about me amassing a collection of dolls that I flippantly spend all my ill gotten gains on that will leave me destitute; fails about as equally as his parents.
The pics are from a folder he pursued on my myspace (which I'll bet was not the first one he went though) called "Things I Like" NOT "Things I OWN"
I may like Count Chocula and Lando Calrissian but it don't mean I OWN them.
LOL, ah failure at it's finest.
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#440583 - 08/05/09 10:40 AM
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It's always fun when Redman comes here to smack a bitch.
the best part: all his song and dance fantasies about me amassing a collection of dolls that I flippantly spend all my ill gotten gains on that will leave me destitute; fails about as equally as his parents.
The pics are from a folder he pursued on my myspace (which I'll bet was not the first one he went though) called "Things I Like" NOT "Things I OWN"
I may like Count Chocula and Lando Calrissian but it don't mean I OWN them.
LOL, ah failure at it's finest.
"Naw naw dawg i don't own that shit..that faggot be wacked...He so up on me..cause I'm a star...how pathetic..he be peeping my myspace page..cause he so up on my nuts..fuck..shit... Bitch"
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#440586 - 08/05/09 11:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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"Naw naw dawg i don't own that shit..that faggot be wacked...He so up on me..cause I'm a star...how pathetic..he be peeping my myspace page..cause he so up on my nuts..fuck..shit... Bitch"
werd, whitey. werd.
BTW: thanks for pointing out the fact that they were given to me. punctures another hole in your "swap meet toy shop" theory
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#440587 - 08/05/09 03:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Eva moves one step closer to Shelly and Monstar moves one step further away from paying his rent
primate please. that ship sailed awhile ago. 'sides credit me enough to know better than to rely solely on adult entertainment stars to make loot.
Hey monstar, long time, what ship sailed exactly, the paying rent or eva?
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How the FUCK is the fact that Everhard fucks the girls to the point of hospitalizing them the problem of porn? The porno industry should put out more quality and less quantity. Let the girls go through hell under Everhards rampaging dick every few weeks and then send her to heal instead of making 10 weak sorry ass scenes during the same amount of time.
Because he might be breaking the vagina of someone who has high jerkoff quality, vaginas don't discriminate, even the pretty ones break.
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Forgot to say.. "I have to post when one sentence posted in a thread questions my earning potential from scamming stupid porn whores into giving me money for nothing..cause I promise to make them stars"
Much like the anti charlie sheen, he doesnt get paid (pay) them to (for) become sex stars, he gets paid to listen to the drama that follow these girls, to be a friend for hire who keeps them on point, at least thats what I believe it is he does outside of the promotional stuff offered.
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wow. you check out my myspace. nice. one question: is that before, after or during you morning googling of cocks?
thats like one of those trick multiple choice questions, which of the following is the most homosexual?
a. Having sex with a woman
b. Monstars myspace page
c. Eating fruit
d. Googling cocks
There are two correct answers but one is a little more gay than the other.
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wow. you check out my myspace. nice. one question: is that before, after or during you morning googling of cocks?
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Whats your point I'm not making claims of being straight or gay. You're the one defending your manliness. Ok I'm gay. I'm straight. I'm both. Defend yourself queer..defend yourself queer.
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the fish pond got turned into a turtle pond and then boarded up. sucks. and now there is a softball/baseball field on the property as well.
(pictures christian throwing speckles of bread into the fish pond with a white towel around his naked body between set ups, zoning out the world and pondering his next move)
How much did that one set me back I believe I bought you three ranging from $29.99-$59.99, the cost of your friendship is affordable.
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"Naw naw dawg i don't own that shit..that faggot be wacked...He so up on me..cause I'm a star...how pathetic..he be peeping my myspace page..cause he so up on my nuts..fuck..shit... Bitch"
thats more 1990's boyz in the hood, when monstar is on the attack he tends to be more 1970's blacksploitation, which I kinda enjoy, in fact im sure he has called me a jive turkey once.
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#440589 - 08/05/09 04:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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thats more 1990's boyz in the hood, when monstar is on the attack he tends to be more 1970's blacksploitation, which I kinda enjoy, in fact im sure he has called me a jive turkey once.
that would be more agreeable. I don't do all that "G" shit. more credence to why I think our boy is a kid, not yet old enough to bust a nut and certainly don't know about no richard roundtree or sheba baby.
"jive turkey"? now that is solid.
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#440590 - 08/05/09 04:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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You really ain't that smart, are you? 
that's true but ironically in your land I could be king inside a weekend, ironic isn't it..
BUt I have a question for you, in all seriousness. I have noticed a specific disdain for women in your posts.
Virtually all your post about women are dripping in venom. Maybe Nathaniel can collect a group of them since between truck stops he has a lot of time on his hands, but should ANYONE bring up a porn chick they like on this board or god forbid should one post, you just go straight for the jugular.
Have you noticed?
I mean, shit, if there is not an inordinate amount of smileys you literally are out for blood.
Territorial about XPT, perhaps? Or just a general hate for the fairer sex?
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#440591 - 08/05/09 04:18 PM
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thats more 1990's boyz in the hood, when monstar is on the attack he tends to be more 1970's blacksploitation, which I kinda enjoy, in fact im sure he has called me a jive turkey once.
that would be more agreeable. I don't do all that "G" shit. more credence to why I think our boy is a kid, not yet old enough to bust a nut and certainly don't know about no richard roundtree or sheba baby.
"jive turkey"? now that is solid.
The only people who I know who revere Dolomyte Richard roundtree are niggaz from the hood. Which you're not.
Thank you for proving my point that you're under the pretense of being a cock slick nigger instead of an awkward looking pie faced native American who isn't fortunate to cash in on the casino game. I think if you met the character that Richard roundtree played he'd pimp slap you monstar igger ass. Shaft don't collect dolls.
How many times you been to Roscoe's chicken n Waffles in the last year.
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#440592 - 08/05/09 05:06 PM
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Dolomite was the Late Great Rudy Ray Moore, Roundtree was Shaft...
Don't know that ya got milk on ya breath
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#440595 - 08/05/09 08:23 PM
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Dolomite was the Late Great Rudy Ray Moore, Roundtree was Shaft...
Don't know that ya got milk on ya breath
I'd figure a Bratha from tha hood like you would not have gone for such a lame as shit take as that. Dolomite Richard Roundtree Niggas from the hood was like a list not a definition or placation to Mostar's lame challenge. Ya hear and see what they want you wantto hear and see. Speaking of which, Why don't you call a Spade a Spade? Monstar is a fucking Redman Wiggar. Or have you gone to the great watermelon patch and consulted with your brethren and conferred upon MOnstar brotha status? Kinda like when your peoples called Bill Clinton the First Black President. Who Fucking cares.
Or has Paul Mooney would say..
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#440597 - 08/06/09 10:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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 I have a side business in collectibles (all types especially sports) and antiques...I have seen the "Newer" versions, manufactured since 2001, of the 3 piece set of Frank, Count & Boo sell for upwards around 20 bucks in Mint (brand new) condition; Individually each doll is probably worth between 5-10 bucks depending on who is buying...Booberry is the rarest of the 3, mainly because no one really liked him and I always thought booberry was kinda faggy. If there are Older versions of these collectibles (say, manufactured before 1990), I have never encountered them so I couldnt speculate on price. Monstar knows how old his toys are, right Alex? Try searching through the bowels of E-bay listings, see if you can find older versions of these dolls!
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#440599 - 08/06/09 04:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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that's true but ironically in your land I could be king inside a weekend, ironic isn't it..
Lay down the pipe, son! Or stay off the lines. (Don't know how you roll nowadays.) Besides, we don't have a king, we have a queen. But I guess you knew that already.
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BUt I have a question for you, in all seriousness. I have noticed a specific disdain for women in your posts.
Virtually all your post about women are dripping in venom. Maybe Nathaniel can collect a group of them since between truck stops he has a lot of time on his hands, but should ANYONE bring up a porn chick they like on this board or god forbid should one post, you just go straight for the jugular.
Have you noticed?
I mean, shit, if there is not an inordinate amount of smileys you literally are out for blood.
Territorial about XPT, perhaps? Or just a general hate for the fairer sex?
Original question. Not. "I have noticed"? I thought you said you didn't pay attention to anything I posted?
Do I have a certain disdain for certain women? Yes, I certainly do. I also have a certain disdain for certain men. When people (male or female) are liberally spouting all kinds of nonsense, I might get a bit venomous. Other people make threats with physical violence, I choose to use the power of language instead.
Is it a general hate of women? No. I might entertain a general hate of mankind, or more precisely: hate of the shallowness of mankind, but it's not exclusively directed at women. Nobody is that special.
I hope this answer fulfills your philisophical needs. If not, let me know.
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#440600 - 08/09/09 12:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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How odd once LG joined the thread monstar went awol, seems he doesnt have the same effect as nathanial.
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#440601 - 08/09/09 12:24 PM
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How odd once LG joined the thread monstar went awol, seems he doesnt have the same effect as nathanial.
But with Monstar Iggar's image of himself as a cool black jive talking cat...isn't it cool to see is lady taking so many black cocks... And lets face it...
as far as Indians go Monstar Igger is three or four shades darker than most... 
Which means one o his ancestors along the way hath had the black snake moan....
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#440602 - 08/09/09 01:47 PM
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Freestylah:
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Do I have a certain disdain for certain women? Yes, I certainly do. I also have a certain disdain for certain men. When people (male or female) are liberally spouting all kinds of nonsense, I might get a bit venomous.
Now that it's been pointed out to Free that he sounds a lot like a homosexual in denial, apparently he is being very careful to balance between the sexes the angst he vocalizes.
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#440605 - 08/09/09 03:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#440606 - 08/09/09 03:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#440607 - 08/09/09 03:30 PM
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#440608 - 08/09/09 03:36 PM
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Hey Pops, how is it going? I have always found brunettes appealing as well.
....mouth closed
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#440609 - 08/09/09 03:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You totally fell for that one, Monks. Just kidding. I was once told by a guy with an obsession for JAP's (Jewish-American princess) that something about me reminded him of Natalie Portman, I was brunette back then and trying my hardest to seem polite/well mannered. He totally fell for it. Ha!
(Eric was lost, note to sarcaSM.) <3
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#440612 - 08/09/09 05:53 PM
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#440613 - 08/09/09 06:01 PM
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#440615 - 08/09/09 07:21 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Not a Frank Zappa fan, primate?
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#440616 - 08/09/09 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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When I was little we used to have a neighbor named Buzz, he was super old and talked to himself. (We could hear him at night, he was loud.) My brother and cousin used to fuck with him a lot. Sad but funny, more sad really. He used to try to be friendly with me but I was afraid. My dad said he used to play with Frank Zappa back in the day (sax, or trumpet not sure.), don't know if that's true. Last thing I heard they hauled him off to the looney bin. I don't know why he just randomly popped in my head right now.
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#440617 - 08/09/09 07:53 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Wonder if it was Buzz Gardner?
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#440619 - 08/09/09 08:12 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Sounds like him. He was well-regarded within jazz circles, and Zappa liked to employ quality musicians. Does that qualify as famous?
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#440620 - 08/09/09 08:38 PM
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#440622 - 08/09/09 08:52 PM
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Hey Pops, how is it going? I have always found brunettes appealing as well.
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It will be a sad day indeed when she finally gets nocked up and shits out a hell spawn which will ruin her body...
Sad day....
Thats one top shelf USDA grade A kosher...Hebe...
Just Realized that this is a fake. That is a Feride Uslu Photograph of Stephanie Seymour......
Fuck Photo Shop
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#440623 - 08/09/09 10:47 PM
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#440626 - 08/11/09 11:07 PM
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#440627 - 08/12/09 12:37 AM
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#440628 - 08/12/09 09:55 PM
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#440631 - 08/27/09 06:25 PM
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Heya Bish~ Thats so sweet!! Thank you!! 
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#440632 - 08/27/09 10:16 PM
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Moxxie, you need to drop by more often.
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#440635 - 02/25/10 10:08 AM
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i don't believe gypsy has made a conscious decision to do only women, I believe she just does anything that shows remote interest and those are some slim pickings from both sexes as seen by feminem wigger in the now infamous cow kissing picture.
Hey, Monks... Thoughts?
Well my thoughts are that gypnod went to daburgs house to score some dope, tied off and shot up, then had a moment of clarity, asked burg if its cool to log on to xpt from his place, got a paragraph in before the eyes rolled in the back of her head and she went dreaming,
burg powerchairs past her body and notices a half finished post and picks up where she left off at typing "although watchign whores guzzle", after finishing off the post he clicks post, takes a look over at a passed out gypnod and briefly considers taking advantage of her until he sees she is gurgling the pea soup she had the night before as a river of green grows on the ground with her firey red hair doing its best to sponge up as much of the green madness as it can. Burg thinks better off the situation and retires to his living area where he plays wii tennis until gypsy wakes.
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