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#440615 - 08/09/09 07:21 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Not a Frank Zappa fan, primate?
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#440616 - 08/09/09 07:42 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	When I was little we used to have a neighbor named Buzz, he was super old and talked to himself. (We could hear him at night, he was loud.) My brother and cousin used to fuck with him a lot. Sad but funny, more sad really. He used to try to be friendly with me but I was afraid. My dad said he used to play with Frank Zappa back in the day (sax, or trumpet not sure.), don't know if that's true. Last thing I heard they hauled him off to the looney bin. I don't know why he just randomly popped in my head right now. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#440617 - 08/09/09 07:53 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Wonder if it was Buzz Gardner?
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#440618 - 08/09/09 07:57 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Did he have a long white beard? (he did in the early 90's) I had no clue he was famous. I should have banged him when I had the chance. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#440619 - 08/09/09 08:12 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Sounds like him. He was well-regarded within jazz circles, and Zappa liked to employ quality musicians. Does that qualify as famous?
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#440620 - 08/09/09 08:38 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: Hey Pops, how is it going? I have always found brunettes appealing as well. ....mouth closed Nice looking little burmese she got there. _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#440621 - 08/09/09 08:43 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Sounds like him. He was well-regarded within jazz circles, and Zappa liked to employ quality musicians. Does that qualify as famous? LoL, yeah sure. Although the rest of what I said is beyond wrong considering I was only 4-5 and not yet a precision Jazz dancer. He used to play in between chatting himself up. (amazing, btw) I think he had dementia, but my dad said he was fried from acid. The jerks from the block were mean to him and, no one ever came to visit him, he was so lonely. Sad. P.S. We could hear him loudest from the shitter. If that tells you anything about how scared of him I was. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#440622 - 08/09/09 08:52 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	Quote: Hey Pops, how is it going? I have always found brunettes appealing as well. ....mouth closed It will be a sad day indeed when she finally gets nocked up and shits out a hell spawn which will ruin her body... Sad day.... Thats one top shelf USDA grade A kosher...Hebe... Just Realized that this is a fake. That is a Feride Uslu Photograph of Stephanie Seymour...... Fuck Photo Shop Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (08/09/09 10:39 PM)
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#440623 - 08/09/09 10:47 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
Sonny Chiba Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/06/05 Posts: 1135 Loc: Temple Of Doom	Quote: Quote: Hey Pops, how is it going? I have always found brunettes appealing as well. ....mouth closed Nice looking little burmese she got there. That's Natalie Portman? It's a ripoff of this Natassia Kinski shot from back in the day.... Attachments 430501-74109617.fyLIXtJs.nastassia_kinski_and_the_serpent.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ I fucking hate you.-Jeff Steward
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#440624 - 08/10/09 07:52 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Jamesn must be gone for good, I thought for sure a good ole Nat portman thread would bring him back _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#440625 - 08/11/09 11:59 AM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	awwww, what a sweet little Monkeeey! <3 bighugggggg!! _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#440626 - 08/11/09 11:07 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: The "Portman Rule" comes into effect here.. If she is ball-gagged so there is no chance I have to hear any of her sense-less drivel, then Yes. I can do her.. However if she has full use of her mouth and vocal chords, then all bets are off.. Gypsy once said she found you physically attractive just wasn't into your personality, but added she had only slept with two black guys in her life, this is when she used to pm me, so pre ugly tourney days Quote: Not a Frank Zappa fan, primate? not at all _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#440627 - 08/12/09 12:37 AM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Gypsy once said she found you physically attractive just wasn't into your personality, but added she had only slept with two black guys in her life, this is when she used to pm me, so pre ugly tourney days I wonder if one of those two blackmen was what put her off men and switched her to carpet Ok get it booked and get back to me... This will be my big comeback scene so get a nice location... No seedy apartment in Chattsworth Hey while you are at it why don't you see what Sammura,and Marley Mason are up to? Lets make it a movie _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#440628 - 08/12/09 09:55 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Quote: Gypsy once said she found you physically attractive just wasn't into your personality, but added she had only slept with two black guys in her life, this is when she used to pm me, so pre ugly tourney days I wonder if one of those two blackmen was what put her off men and switched her to carpet Ok get it booked and get back to me... This will be my big comeback scene so get a nice location... No seedy apartment in Chattsworth Hey while you are at it why don't you see what Sammura,and Marley Mason are up to? Lets make it a movie i don't believe gypsy has made a conscious decision to do only women, I believe she just does anything that shows remote interest and those are some slim pickings from both sexes as seen by feminem wigger in the now infamous cow kissing picture. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#440629 - 08/26/09 11:39 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
moxxie maddron Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/18/06 Posts: 220	Quote: Posted by Dust of Lethal Hardcore – Chucky Sleaze at 12:16pm Agents, don’t book your girls w/ Eric Everhard It Happened again, Everhard made another chick loose weeks of work. I had Cassandra Calogera booked for a boxcover scene on Sat, but she ended up breaking her pussy the day before because Eric Everhard fucks these chicks like a robot who can only fuck full speed. Several girls have gone to the hospital. We tried to re-schedule the scene but she is now leaving the business Posted by Dust of Lethal Hardcore – Chucky Sleaze at 6:06pm Erik Everhard destroys girls I don’t know the guy, and have never shot him, but I do know of him. Almost every time I have to cancel a scene because a girl is too sore it is because she worked with him. Today was one of those days. I had Eden Adams on set, and she was in very serious pain! I just want agents out there to know that if you are sending a girl to work with him, especially a new girl, expect her to be out of work for a week or two. WHY oh WHY have I not gotten to work with him yet??!! _________________________ "Do it Dirty, or Don't Bother!!"
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#440630 - 08/27/09 08:52 AM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Hey Moxxie,what is happening? Worry not, as I am totally willing to destroy your vagina at a moments' notice Attachments 434329-moxxie.jpg (12 downloads) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#440631 - 08/27/09 06:25 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
moxxie maddron Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/18/06 Posts: 220	Heya Bish~ Thats so sweet!! Thank you!! _________________________ "Do it Dirty, or Don't Bother!!"
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#440632 - 08/27/09 10:16 PM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Moxxie, you need to drop by more often. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#440633 - 02/24/10 02:36 AM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: i don't believe gypsy has made a conscious decision to do only women, I believe she just does anything that shows remote interest and those are some slim pickings from both sexes as seen by feminem wigger in the now infamous cow kissing picture. Hey, Monks... Thoughts? Attachments 472269-gyps.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#440634 - 02/24/10 04:50 AM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: awwww, what a sweet little Monkeeey! <3 bighugggggg!! I wasn't aware that Portman is a mudshark, but I can't say that I'm surprised. She's a fucking jew. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#440635 - 02/25/10 10:08 AM Re: Monkey's Random Shit
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Quote: i don't believe gypsy has made a conscious decision to do only women, I believe she just does anything that shows remote interest and those are some slim pickings from both sexes as seen by feminem wigger in the now infamous cow kissing picture. Hey, Monks... Thoughts? Well my thoughts are that gypnod went to daburgs house to score some dope, tied off and shot up, then had a moment of clarity, asked burg if its cool to log on to xpt from his place, got a paragraph in before the eyes rolled in the back of her head and she went dreaming, burg powerchairs past her body and notices a half finished post and picks up where she left off at typing "although watchign whores guzzle", after finishing off the post he clicks post, takes a look over at a passed out gypnod and briefly considers taking advantage of her until he sees she is gurgling the pea soup she had the night before as a river of green grows on the ground with her firey red hair doing its best to sponge up as much of the green madness as it can. Burg thinks better off the situation and retires to his living area where he plays wii tennis until gypsy wakes. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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