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#440544 - 08/04/09 08:59 PM
Dirty Cop?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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Is it wrong to want to become law enforcement in an effort to get more pussy? I could give a fuck about the moral implications here, it's a question of legality. Is it ok to pull over hot chicks and then get the digits? How about free blowjobs from prostitutes who don't wanna get run in? I bet I could clean up at the truck stop. Another question for ya...how many of the hotties on here would hook up with the "hot cop?" What is it about L.E. that makes them so damn irresistable? Is it the uniform? The authority? The shades? The car? The belt? All of it? None of it? What is it about jailhouse porn that's so fuckin' hot? More importantly, how can I use this to my advantage? Discuss. -Keep It Dirty  ...I went on a ride-along a few days ago and got to see some CRAZY shit! Now I wanna be a cop. Can cops film porn? What's hotter, trucker or cop?
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#440546 - 08/04/09 09:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I never understood the 'men in uniform' fantasy. If anything, uniforms are a turn-off.
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#440549 - 08/04/09 11:50 PM
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cops filming porn would fall under moral turpitude judgments of your local LE agency. cops that trade sexual favors for turning the other way.....nice I thought I had the monopoly on that sleezy kind of thinking....  ride alongs are fun.....you get to find their local fishing spot...(for tickets).....and some STUPID shit goes on in the city! (inebriated girl on 5th can...emptys on pass side floor...driving down the wrong way of a ONE way street....its a live brodcast of the cops show....dont forget to sign the indemnification waiver.)
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#440550 - 08/05/09 03:49 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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i dont think theyll let you do porn but i think its hot 
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#440551 - 08/05/09 05:41 AM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Yeah, it's legal to trade sex for tickets or arrests.
I wish!
Hmmmm ... 
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#440553 - 08/05/09 07:33 AM
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Zip Coon
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I've got some bad news for you tritone. Gia has already done IR and it wasn't you. Sorry.
<< Hot PIC with Gia embracing Sydney Capri >>
Actually, while it is not everything I hoped, seeing Gia that close to black skin (Syndey is the same complexion as me) is a real turn on for me. I'm going to have to track down this scene.
I had no idea she did G/G IR. Gia has earned some cool points from me. Wish it were the full monty, though.
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#440554 - 08/05/09 10:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Who whipped whom in that scene?
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#440555 - 08/05/09 10:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I volunteered to be the sub, of course. Don't bother watching the scene. It's the most fake acting either of us have ever done. I spent the entire time wishing I was on a real domme set like Hellfire Sex. If you want to see yawning and watching the clock, there you go. And I was supposed to be with Kapri Styles who is way more my type.
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#440556 - 08/05/09 10:55 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Hey dirty, long time no see. Would you let me keep my weed if you pulled me over? That's the only way I can give you an honest answer. 
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#440557 - 08/05/09 01:02 PM
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Zip Coon
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And I was supposed to be with Kapri Styles who is way more my type.
...because she is more petite, right? (not the other reason, I hope).
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#440559 - 08/05/09 02:04 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
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I've got some bad news for you tritone. Gia has already done IR and it wasn't you. Sorry.
<< Hot PIC with Gia embracing Sydney Capri >>
You're the most racist person on this board.
Actually, while it is not everything I hoped, seeing Gia that close to black skin (Syndey is the same complexion as me) is a real turn on for me. I'm going to have to track down this scene.
I had no idea she did G/G IR. Gia has earned some cool points from me. Wish it were the full monty, though.
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#440561 - 08/05/09 10:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
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Hey dirty, long time no see.
Would you let me keep my weed if you pulled me over? That's the only way I can give you an honest answer.
I would...for a blowjob. Here, if only here, I should be able to admit that, no? Truth be told I'm a very good company man style monkey boy robot, and being that means I would probably stick to the rules 98.2% of the time. Would I let the hot chick with the weed go? Honest answer? If I felt that her judgement was fair, her attitude acceptable, and I had observed no threat to public safety due to wreckless driving while intoxicated, then yeah, I'd let her go with a stern talking to and with any luck a quick frisk. I might even get to check the "glove box?" Policing I think is inherently hot by nature. How's that you ask? "Hands behind your back", "get down on your knees with your hands behind your head", "Bend over and place your head on the hood of my cruiser", "I'm gonna have to pat you down", and "Mind if I look in your trunk?" are just a few reasons for ya.
-Keep It Dirty
...I just want hot chicks in handcuffs scared retarded of me and under my complete control while begging for their freedom...what?!
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#440563 - 08/10/09 09:19 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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HOT!!! ...someone tell me why? Spell it out for me, please. -Keep It Dirty
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#440564 - 08/10/09 04:54 PM
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HOT!!!
...someone tell me why? Spell it out for me, please.
-Keep It Dirty
thats a brazzers scene....they dont like cxxx 
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