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Hey dirty, long time no see.
Would you let me keep my weed if you pulled me over? That's the only way I can give you an honest answer.

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I would...for a blowjob. Here, if only here, I should be able to admit that, no? Truth be told I'm a very good company man style monkey boy robot, and being that means I would probably stick to the rules 98.2% of the time. Would I let the hot chick with the weed go? Honest answer? If I felt that her judgement was fair, her attitude acceptable, and I had observed no threat to public safety due to wreckless driving while intoxicated, then yeah, I'd let her go with a stern talking to and with any luck a quick frisk. I might even get to check the "glove box?" Policing I think is inherently hot by nature. How's that you ask? "Hands behind your back", "get down on your knees with your hands behind your head", "Bend over and place your head on the hood of my cruiser", "I'm gonna have to pat you down", and "Mind if I look in your trunk?" are just a few reasons for ya.

-Keep It Dirty

...I just want hot chicks in handcuffs scared retarded of me and under my complete control while begging for their freedom...what?!