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Owchie! Gay jokes! pleasepleaseplease promise that your future incoherent ramblings will include some 'mom' jab or "your mom's basement".

You make me feel mighty real, cit....

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There is just so much more material available to make fun of you with that we don't need to start with the mom jokes. Most likely I would begin with the fact that you are a grown man (presumably) that can't even drive an automobile. Perhaps if you were from Somalia or some other backwards place that might be excusable but.......