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More likely he is your average overweight, balding, middle-aged man stuck in a middle management office job with a poor, haggard wife who he fucks once a month.



This is close. Tell me which 40 year-old lawyer isn't doughy around the middle and losing his hair. And I surely ain't the boss of anyone other than my assistant and the poor associates who depend on me for assignments, so I guess I'm in the middle of this place. The only thing you're wrong about is the haggard wife. I dumped her a few years back. If I get married again (might not), it would depend on Gia's availability.

Anyway, why all the hate, brother? It's not my fault you're broke.